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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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After watching Colorado and TCU and seeing how confident Sander’s was at QB, Ewers looks hesitant and little energy. 

Losing to rice at any point in the game is unacceptable. Fire sark

Ewers just isn't that good and he's slow.   I laugh at all the first round predictions from the NFL guys.

The hope traffickers really went all out this year. Did any of them predict less than 10 wins? Lolskies

I can already see my shitass steaming feed is behind. I'll check back after the game.

Just now, Brandywine said:

After watching Colorado and TCU and seeing how confident Sander’s was at QB, Ewers looks hesitant and little energy. 

He fucked up third down and then fucked up fourth down, so ... I'ma force some positivity and say it's just season-opening jitters.

Knew we were fucked this year when we came out with the bubble screen first play (which ironically gained 7 yards)- then we proceed to go 4 and out- to Rice.

Bill Murray Well Its Groundhog Day Again GIF

Ok got the jitters out now hopefully, now time to actually hit them in the mouth

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Knew we were fucked this year when we came out with the bubble screen first play (which ironically gained 7 yards)- then we proceed to go 4 and out- to Rice.

Bill Murray Well Its Groundhog Day Again GIF

"Greg Davis play" were the exact words out of my mouth.

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Why do we play Rice? 

Ask JFK

I feel like it’s bad when I can’t tell who’s being sarcastic and who is already melting down. 

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

Why do we play Rice? 

We play Rice for the same reason we make instant oatmeal. Because it's easy. 

1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Why do we play Rice? 

We need tough, competitive non conference games to ready us for Kansas  

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Why do we play Rice? 

Something to do with the moon

2 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

After watching Colorado and TCU and seeing how confident Sander’s was at QB, Ewers looks hesitant and little energy. 

for fucks sake

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He fucked up third down and then fucked up fourth down, so ... I'ma force some positivity and say it's just season-opening jitters.

And Sander’s didn’t have season open jitters? Playing against the team who played in the NC game and in Ft. Worth? 

Sark already squatting with 10 minutes left in the first quarter. Not good.

fucking Fox DRAGGING the postgame interviews on 

 

ewers got popped-  no flag?

The line is having some trouble with Rice so far...don't like to see that.

Offensive line still can’t run block 

like y'all never heard of the story in the bible where delilah was workin' for the Philistowls and convinced Samson to cut off his mullet

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

And Sander’s didn’t have season open jitters? Playing against the team who played in the NC game and in Ft. Worth? 

You read the words, and that's great, but the key here is you failed to understand them.

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