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Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Just a simple crash down by the two dbs.  We only had a blocker for one.  

We had a blocker for both but Mitchell whiffed

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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

  • Burnt ends td. 

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Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

I’m confident a competent QB would solve a lot of issues 

It's tough to overcome multiple OL with cement feet, but I agree. 

1 minute ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

fire sark, get prime 

 

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1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

That's on Sark.  Trying to run on a 9 man box.

Not sure, I've got to think Ewers has the option if they crowd the box

Texas will win the build 12 and secure a playoff spott

Rice - the fuck they will

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I’m confident a competent QB would solve a lot of issues 

Nah. This starts and ends up front.

The OL needs to play better than this against Rice. It's pretty embarrassing.

we need a QB that can run and save Sark from himself.  great news.  the handing of his ass next year is going to end it.  BYU and their 26 year old DL and TE's are gonna beat us by 30.

Kyle Flood needs some serious ass chewing as well.  no wonder Saban let him go with Sark.

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Why can’t a Texas team have any balls.

Sark has never and will never have any edge.

 

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Was a bit on edge with this gentleman. 

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

OL can't get push against the Rice DL. That's troublesome. 

Gunner Helms failed to pick up block.

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Tell your husband you need comforting

Ask your wife to teach you about Football. 

everyone blaming the oline when the receiver is who missed his block

4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:
7 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:
You have a shit memory. GG was one of our most hyped recruits in school history.

All I am saying is that he didn't pan out early on and then the expectations were changed on who he was as a QB. Or you may be 100% correct.

Expectations coming from GG after the Title game were sky fucking high. He was a true freshman who almost lead the upset of Bama in his first college game. Going into GG's first season, the hype for him was as high as any QB ever at Texas.

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1 minute ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

That’s two elite 4th down calls

By elite you mean Ipecac, right?

Should we care that it was a bad spot and he probably got the first down?

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Is it time to blame S&C yet?

No.  Already tried that a decade ago.  Didn’t work.  It’s all about NIL and the country club atmosphere these days

Dear God, somebody delete Billy Napier’s phone number from Sark’s phone…

Just now, sith_horn said:

Gunner Helms failed to pick up block.

Our TEs suck. Need to give burnt ends money to different group. Give it to the DEs or LBs

Bijan completely covered up how shitty this line is

Our o-line made Bijan look like a great player when he should have been generational.
1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sark is ass. 

but Ewers is 6/8!!!

JT Daniels suck balls

Thank god

All offseason long this board acted like Ewers wasn’t going to come out and be the Ewers we saw last year.
He just doesn’t have it.

It was definitely odd to see everyone just assume strong QB play was a given. One of Ewers or the interior OL needed to make a very significant leap this year for the offense to be able to make up for losing a generational RB combo. Today doesn’t answer the question in totality but early returns are not good.
2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Another long fucking season…

These losers haven't converted a single first down lol

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

We waited 10 months for this crap?

I’ve said this every year since 2009. 

At lease Mack’s “bad teams” were still fun to watch. Until they weren’t anymore.

Sark ain’t the guy. That’s obvious.

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ask your wife to teach you about Football. 

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you

It's not the heat, it's the stupidity. 

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

everyone blaming the oline when the receiver is who missed his block

We're blaming them for not moving them all game

I can predict Sark’s play call 85% of the time and I’m an idiot on my couch. DC’s must laugh at this shit. 

I just don’t know what else we need to see from Ewers and Sark. Nothing has changed in the time either has been here. Zero growth from the head coach or the qb.

I for one am shocked a guy who has been a HC for 10 years or whatever is still a mediocre HC!

I know it's just Rice, but this defense gives me a chub.

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Just now, Atticus said:

The OL needs to play better than this against Rice. It's pretty embarrassing.

The entire offense need to play better. Overthrows, underthrows, happy feet QB, drops, blind receiver running out of bounds, and shit blocking.

Good job, D.

Go get 7 and don't leave them much time, and everything's fine.

Just now, gmr548 said:


It was definitely odd to see everyone just assume strong QB play was a given. One of Ewers or the interior OL needed to make a very significant leap this year for the offense to be able to make up for losing a generational RB combo. Today doesn’t answer the question in totality but early returns are not good.

I’m leaning towards “no” for both…

Watch Ewers throw a pick 6 here.

Good pass rush... incomplete

Defense playing good.  Kris Ross with good rush

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