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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So who’s our next coach 

Patterson

Meyer

Ohio State up 7-3 on Indiana in the 2nd, fire everybody

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

I just hope this is a 2nd half team like last year.....

Yes. It's an issue. We'll dominate the 2nd half you can almost count on it.

fucking catch the punt.  there is no reason to let that punt drop.

Def line is playing balls out.  It is rice. But they look good 

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

At lease Mack’s “bad teams” were still fun to watch.

No, they weren't.

Usually I’m not big on the Surly doomcasting early in the season, but I’m absolutely hating what I see. A bunch of mistakes that Bama will absolutely make us suffer for. 

The OL needs to play better than this against Rice. It's pretty embarrassing.

Yes - no push twice on 4th and 2! First failed attempt gave Rice their only points.

If you can’t dominate the LOS vs Rice, it ain’t going to get any easier from here on out!

Hook’em!!!

Anyone have 20-13 Texas on the score prediction thread?

JT Daniels sucks, but Texas’ defense looks legit. 

The shitty starting field position trend continues. Catch the fucking punt worthy 

Rice is selling out to stop the run. Blitzing LB and safeties. Somehow our genius OC continues our decade or longer streak of coaches who refuse to throw slant routes.

Texas does not appear to have a system- it's like they are playing sandbox football-
Everyone go out and hope someone gets open- no slants, outs for example- rhythm plays- was hoping they would look better.

3 yard run on first. Dropped 2nd down. Over throw on 3rd down 

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


It was definitely odd to see everyone just assume strong QB play was a given. One of Ewers or the interior OL needed to make a very significant leap this year for the offense to be able to make up for losing a generational RB combo. Today doesn’t answer the question in totality but early returns are not good.

Seth Meyers Lol GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

this kid is fucking dumb

Please bench this fucking ass clown. 

Still focusing on Worthy. Get the ball to AD and Neyor and Whittington.

What the fuck are we doing!!!!! Don't throw anything over 15 yards. Period

Ewers LITERALLY cannot handle if his first and 2nd reads are covered. 

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

Ohio State up 7-3 on Indiana in the 2nd, fire everybody

The Hoosiers would beat Rice by 35

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

At lease Mack’s “bad teams” were still fun to watch

My god you guys have shit memories. Remember that 2011 team that literally had no fucking offense? Entire games of 3 and outs?

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damn we gone have a QB controversy next season huh?? 
 

with Ewers coming back cause no way his ass going anywhere but the portal maybe 

At least y’all aren’t at work. Fucking people need to go away. 

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