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2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Whoever said Ewers would be another Chris Simms owes Simms an apology 

I mean. Texas fans owe Simms apologies for quite a few things. Simms only really owes us for those OU games and the Big XII championship against CU.

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Ewers doesn’t have it

No. He does have it. Problem is…it’s incurable shittyassitis

How many easy Worthy TDs missed this half? Two?

And another sack. The offense is a fucking disaster.

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All of that off-season Koolaid and the offense looks like complete dog shit. 

He’s clueless about where and when pressure is coming. Quinn is staring down a receiver as he’s getting tackled

Year X of the experts and analysts telling about Ewers’ arm talent. Wow, look how far it goes out of bounds!

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

If they are purposely trying to look “vanilla” vs Rice, I’ve seen enough!

I thought we’d be able to see Murphy and Manning in the 2nd Half. At this rate, I don’t know?

Hook’em!!!

If they were trying to look vanilla, they wouldn't be throwing bombs on first down and they would have more points.

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

At least y’all aren’t at work. Fucking people need to go away. 

I worked very hard for a long goddamned time to earn having every Saturday off. When I was deployed, I sacrificed sleep to watch the Longhorns. Underneath my uniform, I wore my GameDay shirt for every game.

 

Don't make excuses, create solutions.

Campbell looks bad, might need to go back to Hutson 

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

He had it against Alabama last season. He lost it and needs to find his way back.

To be fair, this is a true statement.  Strangely, however, that’s looking more and more like an aberration

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Alabama is going to absolutely break Ewers in half. 

They’d be doing us a favor 

Rice seems to be playing the smart game

College football qb’s make plays when the pocket breaks down.

 

Ewers breaks down even when the pocket doesn’t break down. 

Stunts and twists like last years Baylor game.

Texas offensive line so far not better

Are we lovin this no clock stop on 1st down for more ads or nah?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Quinn needs to sit.

Don't worry Sark will definitely sit him. Just like he sat him last season when Card was obviously better. 

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

Because Sark is the coach

So the best WR room in 20 odd years cannot get open vs Rice secondary?? Ok. Great. 

i dont think cutting the mullet was the difference.

Fuck all of this BS.  Not looking like this ship has turned the corner 

Jaydon Blue has a first down.

 

 

doesn’t that mean that @closetojumping has to fist himself on the 50?

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

All of that off-season Koolaid and the offense looks like complete dog shit. 

You could, you know, not listen to the off season crap.

 National Championship team LOL

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I mean. Texas fans owe Simms apologies for quite a few things. Simms only really owes us for those OU games and the Big XII championship against CU.

I was at both games. I want $700 for the tickets and $1 million for emotional distress. Then we can call it even. 

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

You give him the first series, but regardless make a change for the next

 

HOW IN THE HOLY FUCK CAN WE BE ON YEAR 14 OF OUR O LINE BEING FUCKING CLUELESS WHEN IT COMES TO BLOCKING ???

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