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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

How can Ewers POSSIBLY be the quarterback coming out of the half?

Think the back ups do better with this trash line?

Jesus, Quinn's getting blown up by Rice, repeatedly.  Where is this improved O line??

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

College football qb’s make plays when the pocket breaks down.

 

Ewers breaks down even when the pocket doesn’t break down. 

Ewers not seeing the field.  Teams are gonna make Texas pass.

Ewers is getting hit too much...

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Sark is an offensive mastermind

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Oh no I hope Ewers isn't injured. We may have to play one of the electric QBs holding their dick's in their hands on the bench. 

Why even run that play? We damn near cost ourselves a chance for the FG. 
 

Ewers might be hurt. Prolly the only way we get someone else

Jones and Campbell on the same side screams suicide 

Why even call that play?  You hoping for 3 yards closer on the FG?  Why?

Just now, Smax said:

 National Championship team LOL

is there an NIT version of football?

1 fucking second left no need to rush

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

This offense just looks exactly the same

They 100% look worse 

Time for maalik

Just now, David Dennison said:

Start Murphy in the second half. This is awful.

At OL? I’m about it

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:
3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

He had it against Alabama last season. He lost it and needs to find his way back.

To be fair, this is a true statement.  Strangely, however, that’s looking more and more like an aberration

Against OU too, but yeah, if he can't be consistent ...

Jaydon Blue has a first down.
 
 
doesn’t that mean that @closetojumping has to fist himself on the 50?
Wait, he didn't portal out? Ctj guaranteed
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

College football qb’s make plays when the pocket breaks down.

 

Ewers breaks down even when the pocket doesn’t break down. 

Yep. Ewers makes it so difficult for the offense to execute well. He’s the exact opposite of someone like Duggan last year who constantly made plays out of nothing. 

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

This offense just looks exactly the same

Nah, no bijan to save them. And I think the line might have regressed

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Ewers not seeing the field.  Teams are gonna make Texas pass.

Ewers is getting hit too much...

You gotta look past your first read to see the field 

High I.Q. zero yard throw there to boost the completion percentage.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

You could, you know, not listen to the off season crap.

I can't imagine anyone would listen to anything about Texas after the last 10 years.

They were lucky they didn't fuck that up and run out the half. Just dumb

Why is Sark allergic to running a two minute offense to end halves?

Just now, ousux said:
1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:
Jaydon Blue has a first down.
 
 
doesn’t that mean that @closetojumping has to fist himself on the 50?

Wait, he didn't portal out? Ctj guaranteed

For 3 years now. He even guaranteed he wouldn't make it to campus, only to keep moving the goalposts

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