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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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Rice playing very good but Texas looks piecemeal.

Special teams and defense played well. 

It would be nice if Sark gets his side of the ball together. 

Fucking embarrassing.

Sideshow Bert continues our KU rep

Fuck me

lulz at everyone who drank the kool aid.  what a fucking joke. 

we are going to get our shit pushed in next weekend

we should go to the BIG 10 where FG's will win some conf games.

Guys we play fucking Alabama next week and we're barely tolerating Rice 

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I mean. Texas fans owe Simms apologies for quite a few things. Simms only really owes us for those OU games and the Big XII championship against CU.

And the lincoln logs aggy game

Bert is our player of the year

OLine sucked, Ewers made the problems worse.

Time for someone who can evade the pocket and make plays 

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Worst offensive half of Sark’s tenure, given the opponent. 

Hey, maybe Rice is this year's TCU 

How do you get the ball with 4:30 left and 3 timeouts yet run out of time on the drive? WTF kind of clock management is that?

1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

Giving that half an F on offense might be generous.

Worse than that.

Defense dominated that half. Only 1 big pass play on what I believe was an illegal pick across the middle. 

Rice did nothing other than that 1 play. 

if Sark had any balls at all he'd put Malik in.

Does OL look as bad on TV as they look live? Also, what the hell is Sark trying to practice. Putting a game away with the run?  If so run your big guys on 3rd down between the tackles and not the same play that failed in the Alamo Bowl all night.

  • Defense played great
  • Offensive line laid a huge turd
  • Ewers still not reading defenses well
  • Hope CB4 is ok
  • Dropped TD by Brooks hurt
  • Sark has no idea how to get Ewers in rhythm
  • Gbenda still loses receivers in coverage
  • Manny blew an easy assignment
  • Helms and former jawja WR missed blocks on 4th and 1

 

 

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Just now, HRSchenker said:

Guys we play fucking Alabama next week and we're barely tolerating Rice 

At least the team won’t be overconfident…

Give Murphy a shot. He might be the spark the offense needs.

I guess my kids will just grow up with Texas never being good at football.

Offense is trash.  Expectations and hype unwarranted. Not sure you can just fix these line problems and either the qb is timid or the wrs aren’t getting open. 

Just now, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

How do you get the ball with 4:30 left and 3 timeouts yet run out of time on the drive? WTF kind of clock management is that?

No one told Sark about the new clock rules.

Halftime analysis:

1.  Sideshow Bert is money

2.  Ewers ain’t it.

3.  We might have a defense

4.  Put the koolaid back in the fridge.

 

Sark is worse than Herman

We’re dangerously close to this being indisputably correct, without qualifier

Chris Petersen doing the halftime analysis is fitting, there’s likely no one more intimately familiar with Sark’s underachievement
Make it easier for the rest of us. 
Well, when you put it that way

Rice will probably win their shitass conference.

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