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7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly. When Texas gets a stop the Texas opening series I wanna see 3 straight deep balls 

2nd half is starting, coach.

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Welp, scrap the KU shit I was going on about earlier

he always says it's not anything we didn't prepare for...then your prep SUCKS ASS.

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I don't blame Simms for that.

Are you saying God came down from heaven and stopped those bullets?

9 minutes ago, ousux said:
18 minutes ago, Augustus said:
They'll probably be a little more motivated against Bama in Tuscaloosa and that makes a fuckton of difference.
Human nature is part of college football, and Rice doesn't inspire anyone's best effort.

First fucking game of the motherfucking football season. It shouldn't matter if they're playing the little sisters of the blind school...if they can't get up for the home opener it's going to be a loooong season.

That’s coaching!!!!

And dipshit kicks it OOB to start the half. Good talk, Sark.

Summarizing the first half, 

We need to change quarterbacks

Need to fire the O line

Need to change coaches

Possibly hire Urban 

Stop hiding our playbook so Bama can't see it for next week. 

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

Are they sleepy?

Haha. Snaps.

2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Here is my conspiracy theory. We keep launching the deep bomb to make bama think that is our offense. Then next week we trow slants, screens, and intermediate routes 

That sounds like a INT fest for Bama

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Need to get our backup QB's some naps this half because the line is going to get Ewers knocked out against  Bama. That is if the don't let Rice do it. 

Need to fix the 1st string offense, before worrying about back-ups 

Just sloppy football all around, all day.

2 minutes ago, 28jcollins said:

The only way I see this team being good is if struggling against rice is due to not revealing the playbook and feigning weakness to throw off Bama but... I sadly don't think the real story is that deep. At all. 

Would be cool to be proved wrong, tho.

We should still be able to impose our will against Rice though. Blocking is a problem and not just for the OL. WR's and TE's too. And Ewers is not having a good day thus far. Hopefully this is all just a game 1 or 1st half funk they shake loose of. If they settle in, this might all be just a blip we forget. One can hope.

Sark needs to run short pass offense... Get ball out of Ewers hands faster.

Pitch and catch

Get in fucking rhythm

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Auburn is the lone bright spot

So much for that take

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We're witnessing two highly touted QB's suck ass on the same field

If Rice had a gamer at QB like UTSA did last season this would be a dogfight.

the hiding the playbook from Bama is funny. He already has the playbook and now has lots of tape on Ewers.  maybe we can pull the Bill Snyder and start Maalik out of the blue next week.

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Sooo, who's got your balls in their pocket this week? Your kids or your wife?

This is maintenance dick head. Just want to watch some fucking collage footie 

You and every other successful Surly  asshole knows the game 

At least the defense looks legit.  If only we had multiple 5 star recruits on offense and a bad ass OC, we would be a complete team.  

Oh also Worthy has been looking good. 

We're all focused on the negative, but I really think this defense keeps us within 25 next week.

23 minutes ago, Augustus said:

They'll probably be a little more motivated against Bama in Tuscaloosa and that makes a fuckton of difference.

Human nature is part of college football, and Rice doesn't inspire anyone's best effort.

What you said would make a lot more sense if we couldn't look at some of our future opponents playing similar teams and beating the dog snot out of them.

Edited by Brothahorn

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

bubble screen on 1st again.... this time we get a 1st but still

Who cares if it works?

Take a drink everytime Worthy goes out of bounds to avoid contact. 

Could you imagine Lil'Jordan doing that?

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