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#1801
Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  All this bitching and we're going to cover.

People just want us to look like a machine like during peak Mack.   Feed the dog steak and he wants more. 

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#1809
Just now, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

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In this heat?  Gotta be moist as fuck under and between those babies.

#1812
3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

They figured out that you can throw intermediate passing routes against soft zones. Not sure why it took an entire half to figure that out 

That and guys aren't running free at the QB. Amazing what happens when you don't have complete breakdowns up front. 

#1814
Just now, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

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At 105  there’s some good under boob sweat there. Maybe a little musty.  
 

but still wood 

#1815
4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Sweat is fucking Large 

He's also moving damn well at his size. He gave great pursuit of JT Daniels earlier in the game.

#1816

Panic tards need to tend to their gentle labia. There are procedures  

#1817
Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:
The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots
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Sorry but that's pretty desperate

As if any dude here would say no

#1818
21 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They are obsessed with his body

i mean... who isn't?

#1819
Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

That and guys aren't running free at the QB. Amazing what happens when you don't have complete breakdowns up front. 

It’s easy to block for quick developing passing plays. 

#1821
1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Sweat looks like he needs an IV in each arm.

Probably some network jackass in NYC that’s never been to Texas picked the 2:30 start.

#1823
1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

You fuckers happy yet?

Not until we punch our ticket to the Big 12 title game.

#1827
32 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Correct, Rice isn't dumb. They're playing anti-Sarkisian defense. We can slice them up outside and in the intermediate game but have to be willing to do it. Not run into 8 man fronts then throw deep against three deep coverage. 

Willya look at that. JT right in the middle of the field.

#1828
5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

PK for HCIW

Trying to get into this game thread overreaction culture

Just imagine, it's October 2021. UT just blew a 41-23 second half lead against OU to lose 55-48. You are told PK will be the best coordinator on either side of the ball during Sark's tenure.

#1831
Just now, NAVY said:

Panic tards need to tend to their gentle labia. There are procedures  

Dude you missed part of the game because you were taking your kids to chik fil a. Maybe sit this one out. 

#1832
2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

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Mom?

#1834
Just now, Nivek said:

Should have used dick in the box song for the wendys commercial

Wendy has a dick? Shit, I ain't gonna judge.

#1836
2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

People just want us to look like a machine like during peak Mack. 

Exactly. Thank you!

#1837
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We are trying to project, not worried about beating rice or covering. 

I bitched as well.  All good.

#1844
7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

PK for HCIW

Trying to get into this game thread overreaction culture

It's amazing how talent, experience and depth at LB makes a DC look good. Just like how a good QB can salvage his OC.

#1845
Just now, TexArcher said:

Quinn has 256 all-purpose yards, 3 TD's, and 0 turnovers in 2.5 quarters, OMG bench his azzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!

It’s Rice and we couldn’t execute a drive in the 1st half. 

#1848
2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

He's also moving damn well at his size. He gave great pursuit of JT Daniels earlier in the game.

Yeah he won't register many sacks but 350lbs chasing you down at alarming speed will disrupt a QB plenty

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