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He's gonna be out of eligibility, anyway, but I doubt JT Daniels is ever gonna wanna play Texas again after today.

I mean holding 

Our D looks pretty fucking salty not gonna lie.

I still think we're playing the wrong QB but we might have a decent season. 

Obviously no holding flag for the painfully obvious hold.

Burke needs to work on his helmet game. 

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

He's gonna be out of eligibility, anyway, but I doubt JT Daniels is ever gonna wanna play Texas again after today.

He's hearing footsteps every play and I don't blame him. 

Bo Davis looking pissed and disgusted after a good defensive series is what I like to see.

This chick just said "it's like 80 degrees, 88 degrees"

So it's like 90 degrees?

5 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:
6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:
The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots
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Sorry but that's pretty desperate

There's some serious swamp ass going on with that one. 

Rice defense gonna start wearing out quick with their o not being able to get any first downs.

The FOX sideline reporter actually brings up a good point. Texas also didn't pull away from ULL until the second half when that game kicked at the same time. It isn't the sun and sun alone, the defense has been fucking their shit up all day, but it damn sure helps.

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

Just now, Rimbo said:

Obviously no holding flag for the painfully obvious hold.

Wasn’t a hold. It was a tackle. No penalty against us for those.

Hmmm... Mars is farther that Earth from the sun. Austin must be in a deep freeze.

Just now, NaTeWHO said:

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

Lol yeah, Mars average temp is freezing 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Our D looks pretty fucking salty not gonna lie.

I still think we're playing the wrong QB but we might have a decent season. 

Our D saved us more than a few times last year.  Glad to see them today.

Oh no, Texas allowed 3 points. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Man Sark stop pussy footing!!! Score the damn ball, we need the confidence 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

It’s Rice and we couldn’t execute a drive in the 1st half. 

We had over 250 yards in the first half.

We couldn't *finish* a drive.  Part of that was a dropped TD pass.  If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

Just now, AeroHorn said:

Hmmm... Mars is farther that Earth from the sun. Austin must be in a deep freeze.

shes not a sideline reporter for nothing....

1 minute ago, NaTeWHO said:

Feels like the surface of Mars? Uhhh...

Yeah that's... not what Mars' surface feels like.

Maybe they were thinking of Venus. 🤷‍♂️

So what’s the story with Savion Red?

We must have disabled the AC in the Rice locker room. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

We had over 250 yards in the first half.

We couldn't *finish* a drive.  Part of that was a dropped TD pass.  If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

The offense looked like shit in the first half. I’m not sure why you’re pretending otherwise.

Oh thank goodness the Oline finally pushed some people around.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

If that gets caught and it's 20-3 at the break, nobody's bitching.

Tex I know you know that isn't true. 

9 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The stadium is like 1/3 full and I'm desperate for some good bump shots

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