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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Two throws where either going to be catches or PIs, with appropriate officiating.

They were both terrible fucking throws. 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Ewers is now a dual threat QB. Like Vince young 

I'm no psychic, but it was obvious that Vince was special the first time he stepped on the field.  And I said it out loud.  And the football analytical types in the room were a bit dismissive about whether he'd be finishing out the year as the starter.  But you know it when you see it.

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Rice has completely fallen apart.  

Yeah almost like they've been getting their ass-whipped up and down the O line all game and its 102 degrees outside. 

Murphy wearing 6? I thought they retired that number to honor this legend 

 

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fucking ref was reaching for his flag and then remembered what the Commissioner said.  That was PI.
But forgot Rice isn't a Rig12 team

I need Murphy to hit a deep pass against these Rice 2nd stringers to see the reaction from this board. 

1 minute ago, Nivek said:


Good call.

It would've been a good call.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Cmon let me get a zone read for MM

lulz 

He's the least athletic of the three QBs. Why oh why would you think he needs to run the zone read? 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I hope Malik looks like VY just for the drama going into next week.

If he pump fakes, this board is going to break the internet.

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

If Murphy completes one pass beyond the sticks the online controversy is ON

and if he doesn't he needs to cut his hair?

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

That’s a good size for tight end 

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Sarks bitch ass better let him thrown none of this 3 runs and punt Pussy shit.  

2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Eh?

The deep balls, man. They bad.

We still bitching and moaning??

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Baxter looked like our best back today.

 

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Just now, BERT said:

We still bitching and moaning??

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kinda tough to catch a ball if the hot receiver is 15 yards downfield and doesnt bother looking back for the ball

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Predator in the game.

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I would tell you to keep it in your pants but I see it’s too late. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

lulz 

He's the least athletic of the three QBs. Why oh why would you think he needs to run the zone read? 

But he’s a black guy. He must be fast right?

Just now, chainsaw said:

not a horrible throw.

Hahaha

If Ewers made that throw everyone would be bitching because it was terrible. Which it was. 

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Baxter looked like our best back today.

Sucks he’s out.

I think Brooks looked at least as good if not better, but it does suck to lose him so early. Need the bodies.

 

Just now, Huckleberry said:

lulz 

He's the least athletic of the three QBs. Why oh why would you think he needs to run the zone read? 

You know why.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I agree, but it’s better than overthrowing.

Depends where the defender is.

There was a vapor trail coming off that thing

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