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Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

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If you like piña coladas

and fucking Rice in the ass 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Fucking OPI call takes points off the board after they've gotten away with murder.  I see you, Big 12.

It's just maddening how they can avoid calling obvious DPI.

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Forrest Gump was an All American...

He wasn’t the QB. He had to be told which way to run. Maybe Sark should tell Quinn to not overthrow the fucking ball and he could be an All-American too.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Arch gets next series 

Nah, give MM another series for continuity and try not to rack up 30 more yards worth of penalties.

Just now, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

It was a range check for sure. See if he can get distance that he probably sometimes can get in practice 

Just now, dcar00 said:

It's just maddening how they can avoid calling obvious DPI.

They’ve missed some blatant ones against rice, but they’ve also ignored some by us.

Just now, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

i like it

it's a better use of the down than giving the punter a try to go inside the 5

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

Heat check. 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Arch gets next series 

I'd like to see more of Malik.  See what he can do with more time.

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1 minute ago, NAVY said:

If you like piña coladas

and melting down on Surly

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Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Instead of pinning the deep and dooming then to another bad outcome we might have just given them points. Sark is retarded sometimes. 

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

There have been plenty of decisions made in this game that would not have been made against a stronger opponent

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

I mean why punt on the 40 or go for 3/30?  Why not see if your kicker can make it in a game?  They haven’t got a first down in forever so why not..

Edited by Hook1997

Fucking OPI call takes points off the board after they've gotten away with murder.  I see you, Big 12.

It isn’t going to get any better as the season progresses. We have to really win each play on both O and D throughout the season. Something that can’t be overruled by replay.

Hook’em!!!
1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

yeah we should't find out our kickers range while we're way ahead or anything

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Juuuuuust a bit outside. (And short)

Phil Dawson he is not…yet

Just now, ousux said:

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Early symptoms?

Just now, ousux said:

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Hey, me too

Murphy might be bigger than Swoopes.  Got a feeling Sark might use him a lot next week.

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

If you like piña coladas

and fucking Rice in the ass 

it's great to see belmont play a song with lyrics about fucking at midnight

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3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It's a 34 point lead. 

It was a 40 yard deficit... on the third down

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2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

If you like piña coladas

and fucking Rice in the ass 

 

#noCR

#noracist

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Nah, give MM another series for continuity and try not to rack up 30 more yards worth of penalties.

Refs trying to get the bonus from the Big 12 office.

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

I get it.

However, best time to practice is a game like this...

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Well, if you're like me, you might be an alcoholic. 

Murphy needs to take a bit of heat off that ball on the ins and slants. Throwing that hard it has to be perfectly placed on the numbers because most dudes are going to have a tough time catching a high or low ball with that kind of force. 

Do not let them score a garbage TD here. Come the fuck on. 

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Juuuuuust a bit outside. (And short)

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1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:


It isn’t going to get any better as the season progresses. We have to really win each play on both O and D throughout the season. Something that can’t be overruled by replay.

Hook’em!!!

THIS.  The cannot be any taking our foot off the gas, no matter the score.  Live up to ALL GAS, NO BRAKES!

Fuck sakes, why did I grab another beer when I haven't finished the last one?

Simulating the offensive line trying to get second level when they did not block the first guy?
1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

yeah we should't find out our kickers range while we're way ahead or anything


Right. That’s not something you can like, figure out any other way. And there is definitely no virtue in practicing pinning an opponent deep. 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Instead of pinning the deep and dooming then to another bad outcome we might have just given them points. Sark is retarded sometimes. 

Who gives a fuck, we’re up 34 points dipshit. 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Instead of pinning the deep and dooming then to another bad outcome we might have just given them points. Sark is retarded sometimes. 

Sounds like someone took Texas -35.5

Just now, Newy25 said:


Right. That’s not something you can like, figure out any other way. And there is definitely no virtue in practicing pinning an opponent deep. 

you should have stopped with the first stupid post, it was the perfect time to try that kick

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Murphy might be bigger than Swoopes.  Got a feeling Sark might use him a lot next week.

6-Wheeler?  The Dualy?

 

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Edited by dcbc

JT hasn't tossed an oskie since the first half. It's an oversight he needs to correct. Immediately.

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

Eh. It's a low stakes opportunity to give your kicker, who's had an otherwise good day and made some important kicks, a shot at it. I don't mind it.

Rice, Alabama, whatever let’s fucking go! 

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Instead of pinning the deep and dooming then to another bad outcome we might have just given them points. Sark is retarded sometimes. 

It doesn’t matter. It’s 37-3. We’d rather learn something about our kicker that will be beneficial later.

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