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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

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I can't remember who said it but they nailed it with "you should never bet on huge lines like 35.5."

Texas easily covers if they keep starters in but you never know when backups come in. 

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Right. That’s not something you can like, figure out any other way. And there is definitely no virtue in practicing pinning an opponent deep. 

How do you figure out your kickers game range other than kicking it? 

Fuck this D. I want to see the backup QBs get some work.

I wish we weren't taking so many reps away from the O. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I CaNT tElL tHe dIFfEReNCe beTweeN thE onEs and TwOs

First offense probably sucked against both so I can see it

I CaNT tElL tHe dIFfEReNCe beTweeN thE onEs and TwOs

We are past the twos.

Sweat's name checks out

This is where the refs start calling penalties on the other team, just to make the statistics look balanced.

Just now, Nivek said:


We are past the twos.

Yea was it 30 players on defense in the 1st half?

4 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Who gives a fuck, we’re up 34 points dipshit. 


Because our coach started the fucking game with another terrible game management decision after losing games last year because of terrible game management decisions. I don’t just casually watch our coach make game decisions like a toddler with a clip board and say “Oh well it’s just Rice.” 

Just now, Rimbo said:

This is where the refs start calling penalties on the other team, just to make the statistics look balanced.

they learned their lesson last year v okie state when it was what 14 to 0?

Illegal shoelaces, number 17

Just now, Newy25 said:


Because our coach started the fucking game with another terrible game management decision after losing games last year because of terrible game management decisions. I don’t just casually watch our coach make game decisions like a toddler with a clip board and say “Oh well it’s just Rice.” 

This is like your fifth post just being plain stupid about this.

thats like 3 times we have had JT literally bearhugged and he got away

If we get the ball back sarks bitch ass runs the clock out. 
 

ole miss puts up 75 Oregon 81 blowU 77 

 

jesus fuck that scoreboard audio is fucking obnoxious 

Just now, Newy25 said:


Because our coach started the fucking game with another terrible game management decision after losing games last year because of terrible game management decisions. I don’t just casually watch our coach make game decisions like a toddler with a clip board and say “Oh well it’s just Rice.” 

Oh shut up already 

How the fuck is Ford not the Good Hands player?  Even the network is against us.

Love Sweat, of course.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If we get the ball back sarks bitch ass runs the clock out. 
 

ole miss puts up 75 Oregon 81 blowU 77 

 

And all that matters is all 4 teams are 1-0. 

Congratulations on the TD, McCaffrey! Now go rest for a few games...

Nice catch by lil'McCaffery. Hope he is okay.

Surprised they didn’t call targeting 

It’s the first game. So I get it. But the media hype I fell for.  Not a very impressive win at all when you look across the scoreboards at teams who were supposed to shit all over their opponents.    We have a fuck ton to work on for next week

McCaffreys old man would take hits like no other wide out id ever seen. Sometimes I thought he was dead and he'd just come right back. 

Oof. That was helmet-to-helmet. That actually should've been a flag and possibly disqualification.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn. Dude. How can you just make it to the backfield, touch their jersey, and not make a fucking sack?

no good hands

3rd and 15 and another conversion.    

 

be interested to see what those numbers were last year. 

 

like how many fucking times have we as an offense converted 3rd and 15?   its got to be low single digits right? 

meanwhile I know for a fact its happened at least 10 times in the last 14 games. 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn. Dude. How can you just make it to the backfield, touch their jersey, and not make a fucking sack?

Lots of sound and fury, no happy ending.

Surprised they didn’t call targeting 
It's hot as fuckin balls, Rig12 zebras want to get back to their reserve.

If Burke doesn't mess up that gimme sack on the prior play, that TD pass almost certainly doesn't happen

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Because our coach started the fucking game with another terrible game management decision after losing games last year because of terrible game management decisions. I don’t just casually watch our coach make game decisions like a toddler with a clip board and say “Oh well it’s just Rice.” 

Are you referring to the going for it on 4th deep inside their own territory? Are you under the impression this call gets made in any game that isn't Rice or Wyoming?

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the first game. So I get it. But the media hype I fell for.  Not a very impressive win at all when you look across the scoreboards at teams who were supposed to shit all over their opponents.    We have a fuck ton to work on for next week

Well that’s your own damn fault. Let’s just hope they actually work on what they need too

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

And all that matters is all 4 teams are 1-0. 

What matters for us is that our D looks good and our QB doesn't.   1-0 was a given. 

Luke McCaffrey looks like he likes little boys. 

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