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3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the first game. So I get it. But the media hype I fell for.  Not a very impressive win at all when you look across the scoreboards at teams who were supposed to shit all over their opponents.    We have a fuck ton to work on for next week

First half was definitely disappointing offensively but you're worrying way too much about the scoreboard. 

If Texas keeps the starters in they win this by 40+. Who the fuck cares when the game is already over and you want to keep your starters healthy? 

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the first game. So I get it. But the media hype I fell for.  Not a very impressive win at all when you look across the scoreboards at teams who were supposed to shit all over their opponents.    We have a fuck ton to work on for next week

Every year bro lol every year

 

Let's just hope they improve

Just imagine not having Taaffe for the first half vs Bama... I shudder to think

What matters for us is that our D looks good and our QB doesn't.   1-0 was a given. 

Been watching me pee again?
2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

McCaffreys old man would take hits like no other wide out id ever seen. Sometimes I thought he was dead and he'd just come right back. 

This was definitely the annual murder week. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Our field is shiny.

Looks like crap on Fox, which broadcasts in 720 of course.

Very underwhelming performance to say the least but I’ll take the Win 

16 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Attempting a 56 yard field goal up 37-3 is an….interesting/retarded decision. 

 

The post that keeps on giving...

 

 

15 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

It was a range check for sure. See if he can get distance that he probably sometimes can get in practice 

 

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i like it

it's a better use of the down than giving the punter a try to go inside the 5

 

15 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Heat check. 

 

14 minutes ago, Atticus said:

There have been plenty of decisions made in this game that would not have been made against a stronger opponent

 

14 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I mean why punt on the 40 or go for 3/30?  Why not see if your kicker can make it in a game?  They haven’t got a first down in forever so why not..

 

14 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

yeah we should't find out our kickers range while we're way ahead or anything

 

9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Eh. It's a low stakes opportunity to give your kicker, who's had an otherwise good day and made some important kicks, a shot at it. I don't mind it.

 

8 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

This is a retarded statement. 

 

the Rig 12 can review the play after the game and still impose a 1st half suspension.    so just because the refs didnt call it there, doesnt mean hes free

13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

big missed tackle for loss

Constantly. They clearly haven't progressed from last season. Simmons can't get here soon enough 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

can’t even cover against rice

You shouldn’t bet when you can’t afford to lose. Loser

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

1-0 was a given. 

I don't think that way anymore after Maryland.  Too soon.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Looks like crap on Fox, which broadcasts in 720 of course.

Everyone broadcasts in 720p or 1080i, which basically look the same, unless you have a 4K station. 

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Looks like crap on Fox, which broadcasts in 720 of course.

I've got it in 4k on Fox, at least my TV thinks it is.

Just now, beer said:

I've got it in 4k on Fox, at least my TV thinks it is.

The shiny thing I think must be an HDR issue. Not sure who you’re watching it through but I didn’t notice the shine on the app but I see it on YouTube tv 4K 

When we beat bama next week I’ll realize I overreacted. If we lose next week the apologists will still get mad if you say sark sucks. That’s the difference between the two groups on here. One is pointing out obvious concerns and the apologists circle the wagons around sark.

Nice of PK to call off the monsters and let Daniels get some work in where he doesn't look like a 10 yr old playing against his dad in backyard 1 on 1

A plastic field filled with rubber pellets of shit is going to look like crap...

I like this MM kid.

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3 minutes ago, futureman said:

can’t even cover against rice

Yeah, shouldn't have pulled any of the starters

Does Sark really have apologists?  At best, people are just hoping for the best, but I don't think a significant portion of the fanbase ever bought totally into him.

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

When we beat bama next week I’ll realize I overreacted. If we lose next week the apologists will still get mad if you say sark sucks. That’s the difference between the two groups on here. One is pointing out obvious concerns and the apologists circle the wagons around sark.

the proper phrase is sunshine pumpers

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s the first game. So I get it. But the media hype I fell for.  Not a very impressive win at all when you look across the scoreboards at teams who were supposed to shit all over their opponents.    We have a fuck ton to work on for next week

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This whole time, I thought it was the ghost of Todd Christensen in the booth. Sweater gawd, Brock Huard sounds exactly the same.

Red looking beefy

Just now, RollLeft said:

Season openers at Texas...

They're Still Shitty

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"When Steve Sarkisian was a safety call and a missed holding call on the edge..."

Red seems like he sucks. Does he know that he is supposed to run with the ball?

D looks good but that was a shitty opener. 

We weren't going to know anything until after next week, anyway. 

I think we can beat Bama. 

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