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Anyone have a longhorn network link for post game?  I’m not home and somewhere that doesn’t have it.  

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    Speaking of titties.  This is a picture a friend of mine posted of her and her best friend at the game.

  • Murphy: 1. Shrugged off Texas’ pursuit of Ewers and still came to Texas. 2. Has size and arm strength and cool hair. 3. Was approached by multiple programs to transfer and didn’t  

  • Burnt ends td. 

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As a lifelong Cowboys fan (who has been wavering) it's cool seeing DeCamillas on the sideline looking his same stiff necked self.

3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

The shiny thing I think must be an HDR issue. Not sure who you’re watching it through but I didn’t notice the shine on the app but I see it on YouTube tv 4K 

Stream 0n fubo

Many of you panicked early. I get it 

Anyhow, Hook’em.

Got damn straight! let’s fuck into and through the big 12 and slam the door on these hos

TEXAS FIGHT ! 

The shiny thing I think must be an HDR issue. Not sure who you’re watching it through but I didn’t notice the shine on the app but I see it on YouTube tv 4K 

My YouTube TV says the HD broadcast is 720p. WTF. Yes, I do pay for 4k.
Just now, CooterBrown said:


My YouTube TV says the HD broadcast is 720p. WTF. Yes, I do pay for 4k.

The 4K is a separate channel on YouTube tv


My YouTube TV says the HD broadcast is 720p. WTF. Yes, I do pay for 4k.
You're always going to get fucked with anyone who advertises 4k. You'll be lucky to get 30% of your content at that restaurant.
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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I fucking hate his sunglasses. Jesus 

when you just can't quit bitching

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Many of you panicked early. I get it 

Anyhow, Hook’em.

Got damn straight! let’s fuck into and through the big 12 and slam the door on these hos

TEXAS FIGHT ! 

That was a terrible first game. We played ONE good quarter. Total dogshit the rest of the game.

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

I fucking hate his sunglasses. Jesus 

Says the helmet salesman 

Did Baxter really break his collar bone??

4 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Ain’t beating bama. Oh well 

I'm thinking we get a signature blown 10-14 point third quarter lead

Just now, hookem48 said:

when you just can't quit bitching

They are terrible and are Tennessee orange. Fuck outta here.

We got plenty of lessons to learn from this game. This is the game to learn from. Lots of depth got experience, but that OL got many much needed reps and, despite the OR, Campbell got pretty much all the reps with the first team.

Good win overall, they will definitely hit the week hard after all that struggling.

Win is a win but man the offense is rough. Defense was great.

4 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

That was a terrible first game. We played ONE good quarter. Total dogshit the rest of the game.

The offense was terrible for 2 quarters. Good in the 3rd quarter. 4th quarter was 2s and 3s on offense. 

The defense definitely wasn't dogshit. They dominated for 3.5 quarters until it was 3rd stringers. 

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

That was a terrible first game. We played ONE good quarter. Total dogshit the rest of the game.

Offensively yes. The defense was better than advertised. 

Thing is with all the money put into getting the OL and Ewers here that's supposed to be the side of the ball that dominates the most. That was about as disappointing of a performance as it could have been given their talent level and Rice's lack of defensive talent. The offensive line was embarrassing 

I hate this take: "many of you panicked early."

Did anyone really see anything in the second half that made you think the concerns are overblown? We have an offensive guru who apparently likes the deep ball, and a QB who simply can't hit it for whatever reason and the coach either doesn't see it, doesn't believe what he sees, or I suspect doesn't have the stomach to make a hard decision. Sark is more friend than hard-nosed coach. Great for a coordinator, not sure it works for this team and the culture that has been here.

1-0 better than 0-1.

but let’s pump the breaks on the celebration.

this team needs lots of work.

Let’s hope this staff is up to it.

I’m not sold they are, but will be pleasantly surprised if they figure their shit out.

I have PTSD. From the last… checks notes…: 1 and a half decades.

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

That was a terrible first game. We played ONE good quarter. Total dogshit the rest of the game.

So you ever seen the bigs? NFL? They have these “pre-season” games.
 

Texas gonna wreck some next week. Tune in Billy. Let’s go! 

I hate this take: "many of you panicked early."
Did anyone really see anything in the second half that made you think the concerns are overblown? We have an offensive guru who apparently likes the deep ball, and a QB who simply can't hit it for whatever reason and the coach either doesn't see it, doesn't believe what he sees, or I suspect doesn't have the stomach to make a hard decision. Sark is more friend than hard-nosed coach. Great for a coordinator, not sure it works for this team and the culture that has been here.
But Sark isn't an offensive guru. He was simply inside the Bama machine where anyone looks really good. When he's ran his own team, he hasn't did shit. And nothing has changed
1 minute ago, naija said:

I hate this take: "many of you panicked early."

Did anyone really see anything in the second half that made you think the concerns are overblown? We have an offensive guru who apparently likes the deep ball, and a QB who simply can't hit it for whatever reason and the coach either doesn't see it, doesn't believe what he sees, or I suspect doesn't have the stomach to make a hard decision. Sark is more friend than hard-nosed coach. Great for a coordinator, not sure it works for this team and the culture that has been here.

1's had three drives and 3 tds in the 3rd and put the game away.

7 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

What were those sunglasses that Sark had?

Whatever the wife who dresses him told him to wear. 

LHN: The deep ball...is it a QB thing? Is it a WR thing?  Well, when the throw is 8 feet out of bounds, it's a QB thing.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, naija said:
I hate this take: "many of you panicked early."
Did anyone really see anything in the second half that made you think the concerns are overblown? We have an offensive guru who apparently likes the deep ball, and a QB who simply can't hit it for whatever reason and the coach either doesn't see it, doesn't believe what he sees, or I suspect doesn't have the stomach to make a hard decision. Sark is more friend than hard-nosed coach. Great for a coordinator, not sure it works for this team and the culture that has been here.

But Sark isn't an offensive guru. He was simply inside the Bama machine where anyone looks really good. When he's ran his own team, he hasn't did shit. And nothing has changed

He has done well running offenses when he isn't in charge of the whole team. The world of football is full of people who are like that. 

Don't care what anyone says. This was the definition of a look ahead game. Texas did not come to play Rice today. Next week tells us everything.

worst thing about this game by fucking far is Baxter getting hurt.

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

1's had three drives and 3 tds in the 3rd and put the game away.

Ok sunshine pumper. Is it that hard to say we didn’t look that great and ewers still can’t hit anyone down the field. 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ok sunshine pumper. Is it that hard to say we didn’t look that great and ewers still can’t hit anyone down the field. 

How dare you

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

1's had three drives and 3 tds in the 3rd and put the game away.

Worthy beating a Bama DB one-on-one is more likely, than a short pass turning into something that converts for a long game on elite teams and the league we are going to. That's why you get players like Worthy. You have to hit that. You just have to. 

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ok sunshine pumper. Is it that hard to say we didn’t look that great and ewers still can’t hit anyone down the field. 

I watched the game, I don't have to get on here and cry like a cocksucking bitch about it, but you do you.

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
6 minutes ago, naija said:
I hate this take: "many of you panicked early."
Did anyone really see anything in the second half that made you think the concerns are overblown? We have an offensive guru who apparently likes the deep ball, and a QB who simply can't hit it for whatever reason and the coach either doesn't see it, doesn't believe what he sees, or I suspect doesn't have the stomach to make a hard decision. Sark is more friend than hard-nosed coach. Great for a coordinator, not sure it works for this team and the culture that has been here.

But Sark isn't an offensive guru. He was simply inside the Bama machine where anyone looks really good. When he's ran his own team, he hasn't did shit. And nothing has changed

I’ve said it over and over, Sark can’t focus on 2 things at the same time. Either be an OC or a HC. Don’t do both. 

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

I watched the game, I don't have to get on here and cry like a cocksucking bitch about it, but you do you.

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I think the biggest takeaway from this game is Muhammad is a stud. 

He shut down whoever he was covering. 

1 minute ago, beer said:

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Jesus!!!

6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I watched the game, I don't have to get on here and cry like a cocksucking bitch about it, but you do you.

Yet here you are crying like a cocksucking bitch responding to everyone. But you do you sunshine pumper.

16 minutes ago, Soliver465 said:

Any shots of the Pom Squad?  If not, fuck Fox!

 

a couple of cheer

no pom that i saw

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ok sunshine pumper. Is it that hard to say we didn’t look that great and ewers still can’t hit anyone down the field. 

Both things can be true. We didn’t look great but at the same time it’s not that big of a deal. Offense was vanilla, team was pretty lethargic looking ahead to next week. Not really worth panicking tbh

9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Don't look now but Georgia is up 7-0 in the 2nd the quarter

Yet will likely win by 65

You're always going to get fucked with anyone who advertises 4k. You'll be lucky to get 30% of your content at that restaurant.
IDK wtf is going on with autocorrect..

*Res

Vanilla play calls don’t excuse your QB overthrowing everything and having no field awareness and your o-line getting pulverized. 


 

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