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Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

Well everyone on a UT football message board is going to watch the game so this is kind of predicting a loss

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1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Well everyone on a UT football message board is going to watch the game so this is kind of predicting a loss

You'll turn it off midway through the 3rd quarter in disgust. Only to miss the miraculous comeback. 

Fuck the bitchassnes in here. Lots of good things to take away from this game. We got a shot.

1 minute ago, Dr Climax said:

Fuck the bitchassnes in here. Lots of good things to take away from this game. We got a shot.

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You'll turn it off midway through the 3rd quarter in disgust. Only to miss the miraculous comeback. 

Well, we agree there will be a comeback.

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

OP will give up 2 mins into the game

That's a terrible characterization of me. 

We got this.

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Edited by Wild Bill

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

14-7 with two defensive TDs 

220, 221, whatever it takes.

 

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In! With tits! Let’s go! 

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Takes a swig of warm, unsweetened Kool-Aid.  Damn it, I'm in.

18 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Fuck it let’s do it. Fuck bama

Oh hell yeah!

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7 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Love the confidence! Would you like to wager on that?

Why would you bet against Texas?

That's sick and I won't enable it. 

14 minutes ago, Dr Climax said:

Fuck the bitchassnes in here. Lots of good things to take away from this game. We got a shot.

Don't know why, but I feel today was part of a 4 level chess game.

Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

You saying we won’t watch the game? I’m not that busy so I guess I will try to take it in.
4 minutes ago, NAVY said:

In! With tits! Let’s go! 

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Dammit, I'm the first to +rep this post?  Have you fuckers lost your dicks?

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1 minute ago, markstanco said:


You saying we won’t watch the game? I’m not that busy so I guess I will try to take it in.

Let's not get caught up in the details. The important thing is that Bama gets handed an L.

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dammit, I'm the first to +rep this post?  Have you fuckers lost your dicks?

2nd*. You old coot.

Bring it on, nick satan.

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2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Dammit, I'm the first to +rep this post?  Have you fuckers lost your dicks?

did you not read the game thread?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Let's not get caught up in the details. The important thing is that Bama gets handed an L.

2nd*. You old coot.

Was 1st, it was unrepped when I saw it but I type slow as hell on this damned phone.

Edited by SHOOTER12

I love the confidence too, but how does the OL play to a “vanilla” game plan? OL got whipped in the 1st half - by Rice! Soul searching this week!

Hook’em!!!

32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

 

 

i want what you're smoking

 

Sark sucks

The road to winning big games on the road against top 10 level teams almost always comes down to the defense playing well for 3 1/2 quarters and the quarterback being the best player on the field in the 4th. Anyone feel confident Ewers can do that?

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Why would you bet against Texas?

That's sick and I won't enable it. 

I just figured I'd take your money but sounds like you're not quite there yet despite your internet bluster.

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

The road to winning big games on the road against top 10 level teams almost always comes down to the defense playing well for 3 1/2 quarters and the quarterback being the best player on the field in the 4th. Anyone feel confident Ewers can do that?

Anyone feel confident Milroe can do that? Fuck Bama. 

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

The road to winning big games on the road against top 10 level teams almost always comes down to the defense playing well for 3 1/2 quarters and the quarterback being the best player on the field in the 4th. Anyone feel confident Ewers can do that?

To be far its not like bama has a QB they feel great about either. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Anyone feel confident Milroe can do that? Fuck Bama. 

 

We have an oline that couldn't stop Rice from having a party in our backfield all game long, Ewers has ZERO touch on the longball, RB situation is still unknown, the play calling was shit and we have Sark

Ahhhhh, Surly -- where a 27-point win while holding the other team well under 200 total yards signifies that the season is gonna be a bust and we'll be lucky to get to 8-4.

And all y'all Chicken Littles will turn into proud, chest-thumping roosters again next weekend.

 

Texas -- 27

Bama -- 20

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Nigga, you drunk?

Of course I'm drunk. 

38 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. 

Tell me you didn't watch today's game without telling me you didn't watch today's game.

 

This OL is so fucking bad. They were bad last year but their best game was against Bama. Basically, i dont understand football anymore. 

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7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Anyone feel confident Milroe can do that? Fuck Bama. 

He might not have to. He might just have to game manage at home. 

Last year Bryce was that guy on the road. The plays in the 4th that needed to be made to win he made. 

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Christ - some of you seem to think this is some sort of rational-take discussion. 

This is the kool-aid, dipshit-holdout hope-freebasing thread. This is the thread where we get Saban fired. 

You're either in or out. 

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Who starts at QB? Bama likes to take out our starting QB - it's a pattern, so can we get a walk on to start?

Fuck Nick Satan this year we erase the curse. 

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2 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Who starts at QB? Bama likes to take out our starting QB - it's a pattern, so can we get a walk on to start?

How about we drive Milroe’s shoulder into the turf this time.

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