September 2, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, ztejas said: Christ - some of you seem to think this is some sort of rational-take discussion. This is the kool-aid, dipshit-holdout hope-freebasing thread. This is the thread where we get Saban fired. You're either in or out. I woke up feeling the cheesiest coach!
September 2, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, ztejas said: Christ - some of you seem to think this is some sort of rational-take discussion. This is the kool-aid, dipshit-holdout hope-freebasing thread. This is the thread where we get Saban fired. You're either in or out.
September 2, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Hermanator said: He might not have to. He might just have to game manage at home. Last year Bryce was that guy on the road. The plays in the 4th that needed to be made to win he made. Maybe Quinn will just have to game manage on the road? Didn’t think about that didya?
September 2, 20232 yr Author I like the takes from the doctor that's married to the hot Brazillian bird.
September 2, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, ztejas said: Christ - some of you seem to think this is some sort of rational-take discussion. This is the kool-aid, dipshit-holdout hope-freebasing thread. This is the thread where we get Saban fired. You're either in or out. I don’t think Bama will even score. We’re going to skullfuck the gumps.
September 2, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, Scholz said: How about we drive Milroe’s shoulder into the turf this time. Might improve his throwing motion tbh
September 2, 20232 yr Author I mean did you guys fucking see T'Vondre Sweat out there today? Those are the type of guys that Bama has historically employed to beat visiting teams like Texas.
September 3, 20232 yr Who’s giving the bama locker room Covid? It’s going around MLB (and spreading quickly up here in thr NE) so maybe there is a hope.
September 3, 20232 yr Ewers still can’t hit anyone in stride over 15 yards and the o-line still sucks in the run game. But I still think we match up very well with bama and can beat them.
September 3, 20232 yr Maybe Quinn will just have to game manage on the road? Didn’t think about that didya? No. Ewers is absolutely going to have to make plays to win. Texas isn’t going to run the ball effectively against Bama. If Texas can’t execute the passing game it will be non competitive
September 3, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, gmr548 said: No. Milroe is absolutely going to have to make plays to win. Bama isn’t going to run the ball effectively against Texas. If Bama can’t execute the passing game it will be non competitive Read that again. Few.
September 3, 20232 yr How about we drive Milroe’s shoulder into the turf this time.So #2 on the depth chart can come in and shred our defense like cheddar? No thanks, I've seen that movie a few times before.
September 3, 20232 yr Author 3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said: Is our D capable of tackling a scrambling QB for once? I have two problems with this tweet. One - Max Olson looks like a fat fuck and I don't care what he has to opine. Two - last time I checked Texas isn't Middle Tennessee State.
September 3, 20232 yr Was 1st, it was unrepped when I saw it but I type slow as hell on this damned phone.
September 3, 20232 yr 14-0, 116 total yards with 9 minutes left in the half against MTSU, whoever the fuck they are. Just scares you to death lulz
September 3, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said: Is our D capable of tackling a scrambling QB for once?
September 3, 20232 yr No. Ewers is absolutely going to have to make plays to win. Texas isn’t going to run the ball effectively against Bama. If Texas can’t execute the passing game it will be non competitive The run game will be fine. They can’t stack the box with these receivers.
September 3, 20232 yr Read that again. Few.Perhaps my meter is broken. It’s always hardest to tell after a gameThe run game will be fine. They can’t stack the box with these receivers. You can if you don’t think the QB can get them the ball past 10-15 yards
September 3, 20232 yr I have two problems with this tweet. One - Max Olson looks like a fat fuck and I don't care what he has to opine. Two - last time I checked Texas isn't Middle Tennessee State. Max Olson has bitch tits, guaranteed. Also...his "improvising" is what every damn QB tries to do when all receivers are covered and they get flushed out of the pocket.
September 3, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, VaLonghorn99 said: Who starts at QB? Bama likes to take out our starting QB - it's a pattern, so can we get a walk on to start?
September 3, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, TexArcher said: Ahhhhh, Surly -- where a 27-point win while holding the other team well under 200 total yards signifies that the season is gonna be a bust and we'll be lucky to get to 8-4. And all y'all Chicken Littles will turn into proud, chest-thumping roosters again next weekend. Texas -- 27 Bama -- 20 Have you met this website?
September 3, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, Pancho said: Have you met this website? Yeah, we know each other. Biblically.
September 3, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, ztejas said: Fucking watch us do it. You pussies won't. Of all the batshit things you've ever said, THIS is the best!
September 3, 20232 yr I seen QE3 scare the shit outta bama and do something to ousux i ain't ever seen. Texas gots this!
September 3, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, ztejas said: That's a terrible characterization of me. Hail fellow well met OP will give up by halftime.
September 3, 20232 yr Need to see more J Whitt and Mitchell. Fuck playing at 230 in this heat though the field was on fire, fuck Fox.
September 3, 20232 yr Some of you are going to run out of tampons and Midol by next Friday with all the gloom and despair on here and the Rice game thread. Costco and Sams sells that stuff by the bulk. Go stock up!
September 3, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Zeus said: Need to see more J Whitt and Mitchell. Fuck playing at 230 in this heat though the field was on fire, fuck Fox. Do you even save ur secret weapons for Satan and bama bro?
September 3, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Zeus said: Need to see more J Whitt and Mitchell. Fuck playing at 230 in this heat though the field was on fire, fuck Fox. And Sanders
September 3, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Hermanator said: He might not have to. He might just have to game manage at home. Last year Bryce was that guy on the road. The plays in the 4th that needed to be made to win he made. Bryce had help from the zebras.
September 3, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said: Maybe Quinn will just have to game manage on the road? Didn’t think about that didya? Odds of that are almost zero. Not beating Bama on the road game managing.
September 3, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, TexArcher said: Ahhhhh, Surly -- where a 27-point win while holding the other team well under 200 total yards signifies that the season is gonna be a bust and we'll be lucky to get to 8-4. And all y'all Chicken Littles will turn into proud, chest-thumping roosters again next weekend. Texas -- 27 Bama -- 20 It was fucking Rice. Is the skepticism without merit? Edited September 3, 20232 yr by NaTeWHO
September 3, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said: Ewers still can’t hit anyone in stride over 15 yards and the o-line still sucks in the run game. But I still think we match up very well with bama and can beat them. This is the weirdest post I've read. So basically, you think Bama not only can't cover anyone over 15 yards but that they'll actually HELP the Texas receiver catch the ball in stride? And you also feel that they will recognize how bad your o-line sucks in the run game, so out of a sense of fair play, they'll run at half-speed? How do you claim those deficiencies and then claim you match up well with Bama? "We can't throw the ball even intermediate range, and we can't run block. I think we matchup with Bama really well!" This has gotta be one of my favorite posts on any college football site. Edited September 3, 20232 yr by Augustus
September 3, 20232 yr We have played Bama 5 times in my lifetime. I've been to 2 of those games. We lost both. I'm not going to this weekend's game.
September 3, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, Zone Read said: We have played Bama 5 times in my lifetime. I've been to 2 of those games. We lost both. I'm not going to this weekend's game.
September 3, 20232 yr Author 6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: We are beating bama. and then losing to Wyoming. Lol. No. You're in the wrong thread. We're beating Bama then we're shoving Wyoming's dick up their own ass. We're fucking up the schedule this season. I guess you didn't get the memo.
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