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  • The recruiting dynamic in the state of Texas is changing. More and more the best players the state produces are looking away from Texas and Texas A&M and are looking at what’s building in Lubbock.

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    That @Go Pokes post is everything wrong with how other fanbases perceive Texas. The Big 12 commissioner mocks Texas/OU all offseason, coaches like Joey McGuire talk shit all offseason, etc. Now w

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7 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Turns out Deion is a genius.

He decided he wanted to upgrade and went to a team that would be ending up in the worst P5 conference.  

Dude is going to live in the CFP.

After this year there isn't any such thing as power 5 anymore. It'll be power 2.5 and as soon as FSU and Clemson bolt to the Big 10 or SEC it'll be a two large conference sport and everyone else might as well be g5

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42 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Fuck you sand aggy. Those Wyoming  students are gonna have a good time fucking tonight

Fify

 

36 minutes ago, Nivek said:

If your somewhere out there passed out on the floor, joey im not angry anymore!

*you're 

48 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Yes but the big 12 is below the Sun Belt and Mountain West now. 

Also Colorado is going to run the big 12 next year. 

Utah. 

With the CFP going to 12 teams it wont really matter what the 3rd or 5th best conference is. An 11-1 Colorado is going in over 9-3 Tennessee 

Sand aggy thought they were gonna run things after us and bloU leave, now they have a new sheriff from Boulder coming in next year lololololol

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4 minutes ago, ousux said:

Sand aggy thought they were gonna run things after us and bloU leave, now they have a new sheriff from Boulder coming in next year lololololol

With a Gucci saddlebag 

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1 hour ago, TX Wing Fan said:

everything runs through lubbock

If by "everything" you mean diarrhea, then yeah.

I woke up this morning still laughing.

8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I woke up this morning still laughing.

I was unaware of the final score until reading it here this morning.

Made my day.


Oh yeah you can! [emoji102][emoji102]Provo Utah

Meh. our worst week is better that the Pac12s best week because we’ll continue to exist. It’s week 1 of the new Big XII so nowhere to go but up.

Has anyone discussed the really important issue? Did anyone notice if the Cowboys had any hand signals, chants, or traditions that looked familiar?
9 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

If by "everything" you mean gonorrhea diarrhea, then yeah.

fify

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23 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


Meh. our worst week is better that the Pac12s best week because we’ll continue to exist. It’s week 1 of the new Big XII so nowhere to go but up.

You sound like a quadriplegic with 3rd degree burns over 99% of his body being grateful for still “continuing to exist.” 

1 minute ago, MrBig said:

You sound like a quadriplegic with 3rd degree burns over 99% of his body being grateful for still “continuing to exist.” 

“Better than the Pac12’s best week” is the lowest bar to clear when it doesn’t exist anymore and the Big 12 remains the 4th of the big 4 conferences after this year 

1 hour ago, Go Pokes said:

It’s week 1 of the new Big XII so nowhere to go but up.

Not really. Next year is week 1 of the new big 12 when it'll have a tad more relevance than the Sunbelt

Tahj Brooks scores a TD in OT to tie the game and decides that's the time for premature quelling. Oops.

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You sound like a quadriplegic with 3rd degree burns over 99% of his body being grateful for still “continuing to exist.” 

Um, yeah. That’s exactly what we are.
5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Tahj Brooks scores a TD in OT to tie the game and decides that's the time for premature quelling. Oops.

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He held that pose for so long too, that the side judge walked over to say that’s enough.  Was kind of awkward to me. 

13 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Oh god lol

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“Better than the Pac12’s best week” is the lowest bar to clear when it doesn’t exist anymore and the Big 12 remains the 4th of the big 4 conferences after this year 

That’s exactly what I meant. Am I the only one who remembers where we were a year ago? Jesus Christ, you guys can be some fucking assholes. First you leave us for dead, write our obituaries, and celebrate our death. We crawl from the depths to scratch our way back to life and set ourselves up to be the #3 conference and now you act like we shouldn’t be happy to just be alive. You guys can really be some arrogant hypocritical dicks.

As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.
2 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

GREAT SUCCESS

Also, small gene pool.

5 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.

You're posting mostly in a thread for those who mainly want to laugh at Tech. They may be complete assholes, I don't know. But don't take this shit so serious.

7 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


That’s exactly what I meant. Am I the only one who remembers where we were a year ago? Jesus Christ, you guys can be some fucking assholes. First you leave us for dead, write our obituaries, and celebrate our death. We crawl from the depths to scratch our way back to life and set ourselves up to be the #3 conference and now you act like we shouldn’t be happy to just be alive. You guys can really be some arrogant hypocritical dicks.

As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.

Don’t let this place taint your perception of reality. Even I think half the people here are morons

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15 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


That’s exactly what I meant. Am I the only one who remembers where we were a year ago? Jesus Christ, you guys can be some fucking assholes. First you leave us for dead, write our obituaries, and celebrate our death. We crawl from the depths to scratch our way back to life and set ourselves up to be the #3 conference and now you act like we shouldn’t be happy to just be alive. You guys can really be some arrogant hypocritical dicks.

As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.

Making it seem like you just figured out people on the internet can be assholes isn't quite as persuasive an argument as you seem to think. 

"Every Longhorn I know in real life is cool and reasonable but you anonymous people on the internet are mean and hurt my feelings!"

No shit. 

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32 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


That’s exactly what I meant. Am I the only one who remembers where we were a year ago? Jesus Christ, you guys can be some fucking assholes. First you leave us for dead, write our obituaries, and celebrate our death. We crawl from the depths to scratch our way back to life and set ourselves up to be the #3 conference and now you act like we shouldn’t be happy to just be alive. You guys can really be some arrogant hypocritical dicks.

As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.

Maybe this place isn't for you if you take it that seriously. We're completely free to laugh when the Big 12 shits the bed. Same as what Big 12 fan bases do when Texas does the same. We just need to be done with each other and move on with life. 

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10 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Don’t let this place taint your perception of reality. Even I think half the people here are morons

Excuse you, sir. But this place is packed with the most well educated, erudite posters on earth. 
 

also you said taint. 

19 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.

If you only had the ability to just, you know, not log in or something. Instead, I have to assume that Hades has inflicted upon you the Sisyphean task of reading each and every comment on this board, and then when you've almost forgotten them, reading them all over again. For all eternity. Makes one wonder what you did to earn such a fate.

15 minutes ago, Chopper said:

You're posting mostly in a thread for those who mainly want to laugh at Tech. They may be complete assholes, I don't know. But don't take this shit so serious.

seriously

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40 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


That’s exactly what I meant. Am I the only one who remembers where we were a year ago? Jesus Christ, you guys can be some fucking assholes. First you leave us for dead, write our obituaries, and celebrate our death. We crawl from the depths to scratch our way back to life and set ourselves up to be the #3 conference and now you act like we shouldn’t be happy to just be alive. You guys can really be some arrogant hypocritical dicks.

As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.

Maybe we’re just upset at the fact that the fucking Big 12 commissioner is openly rooting for our demise. Maybe we find it a little funny that the school he told to “take care of business” against us just lost to a G5 team. 

50 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


That’s exactly what I meant. Am I the only one who remembers where we were a year ago? Jesus Christ, you guys can be some fucking assholes. First you leave us for dead, write our obituaries, and celebrate our death. We crawl from the depths to scratch our way back to life and set ourselves up to be the #3 conference and now you act like we shouldn’t be happy to just be alive. You guys can really be some arrogant hypocritical dicks.

As a long time Austin resident, I think I view the UT fan base on a micro level. All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. It’s probably the one thing aggy is actually right about.

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54 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


That’s exactly what I meant. Am I the only one who remembers where we were a year ago? Jesus Christ, you guys can be some fucking assholes. First you leave us for dead, write our obituaries, and celebrate our death. We crawl from the depths to scratch our way back to life and set ourselves up to be the #3 conference and now you act like we shouldn’t be happy to just be alive. You guys can really be some arrogant hypocritical dicks.

 

It's almost like your commissioner shouldn't have been running his mouth all off-season and then in week 1 see his conference lose to Wyoming, Colorado, and Texas State. 

 

Tech would've won but Joey was distracted by all the flat heads in the lower level.

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13 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

We really should beat this Tech team by 30 atleast…   Physically lining up against them this year will just look like a big physical mismatch. Their line looks pretty small.  

Agreed. We should be able to run all over them, just like Rice.

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That @Go Pokes post is everything wrong with how other fanbases perceive Texas.

The Big 12 commissioner mocks Texas/OU all offseason, coaches like Joey McGuire talk shit all offseason, etc. Now when the Big 12 flops in week 1, "Texas is a meany" because they decided to mock these loudmouth morons. 

Don't talk if you can't take it in return. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

That @Go Pokes post is everything wrong with how other fanbases perceive Texas.

The Big 12 commissioner mocks Texas/OU all offseason, coaches like Joey McGuire talk shit all offseason, etc. Now when the Big 12 flops in week 1, "Texas is a meany" because they decided to mock these loudmouth morons. 

Don't talk if you can't take it in return. 

Also they don’t care about us, they don’t want to play us anymore, they hope we fail in the SEC. But it’s us who are mean 

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58 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:


All my UT fan friends are cool and reasonable folks who never act like the people in this thread. When I step back and get the overhead macro view, everything people say about you is true. You’re really awful. 

For what it's worth, I am cool and reasonable in real life, and also (as witnessed in this thread) I could not be happier about the yapping Tech coach and their yapping bush-league commissioner falling on their fucking faces in week 1.  

Just so you know - there's gonna be years and years of "ha fucking ha ha" on this website when Baylor loses to Texas State or Tech loses to Wyoming.  You can decide what purpose it serves for you to come type "Everything people say about you is true.  You're really awful" when that happens.

 

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