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#101

Idk maybe wait to see if we are going to actually beat these teams before making this thread. This has bad juju written all over it.

#102
9 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Because it was on The Ocho

Also on the ocho was an infomercial for Baylor+, where you will be able to (stop me if you’ve heard this) pay for coverage of all baylor sports and also see in-depth pieces on players and specials on championship seasons. 
 

interesting idea. 
 

though I do like that it appears to be a direct to consumer setup and the fans won’t have to pay for or rely on carriage agreements with content providers to get the content. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#103
9 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Idk maybe wait to see if we are going to actually beat these teams before making this thread. This has bad juju written all over it.

It would be bad juju to NOT talk shit about someone losing to Texas State.

#106
Spike?  He's been dead for 6 years.

Spike, Sonny, whatever. Kendall Briles. Art Briles, Kendall Jenner same o same o
#107

I saw Baylor in person last night. They may well go 1-11 with the lone win coming over Long Island. They were outmatched in size, athleticism, coaching, you name it. Recruiting has been poor and Aranda should be done, but the buy out is ridiculous.

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#108

I sweater gawd if we all discover at the end of this year that Oklahoma has won the Big 12 again and Venables isn’t a shit coach, I’m going to spontaneously combust. 

#109
12 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

1. I can't even imagine what the Baylor version of Lowell Galindo is going to be like. 

2. What is going to be their equivalent of LHN replaying the USC Rose Bowl game 3 times a day?  "Hey, want to relive that moment when we won the Russell Athletic Bowl 1,000 times!  If so, do we have the network for you!"

I assume 85% of content will be about the women’s basketball program, and another 10 or more to the mens bb championship. 

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#111

I'd like to remind the original poster that the big 12 is at worst the third best conference in the nation

And the bottom half of the conference is actually better than the SEC or the Big Ten

And the big 12 killed a pack 10

 

 

#113

In that case maybe we can finally make the championship game again.

I am skeptical that it actually is garbage though.

#114
1 hour ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Idk maybe wait to see if we are going to actually beat these teams before making this thread. This has bad juju written all over it.

Clearly have never surl'd before. Texas sucks and can't beat anyone. Texas will beat everyone. This is the way. 

#116
2 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Idk maybe wait to see if we are going to actually beat these teams before making this thread. This has bad juju written all over it.

I mean if we can't beat them it means the Big 12 has even more bad teams than we thought.

#118
2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

1. I can't even imagine what the Baylor version of Lowell Galindo is going to be like. 

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#119
3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

2. What is going to be their equivalent of LHN replaying the USC Rose Bowl game 3 times a day?  "Hey, want to relive that moment when we won the Russell Athletic Bowl 1,000 times!  If so, do we have the network for you!"

"dead air....Ziggler"

#120

Big 12 is full of loser schools whose most interesting things about them are the cult underwear they wear while avoiding alcohol or swearing, or that their fat chicks throw tortillas on the field in between bouts of gonorrhea.

#121
36 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Big 12 is full of loser schools whose most interesting things about them are the cult underwear they wear while avoiding alcohol or swearing, or that their fat chicks throw tortillas on the field in between bouts of gonorrhea.

I don’t think they wait until in between bouts 

#122
11 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

I was at both. I recommend both Laramie and the handjob at the Sun Bowl.

I’d like us to play in Laramie again.  And I’m married, so no hand jobs anymore. 

#123
6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

houston cougars......

houston cougars......

houston cougars number 1 .......

houston cougars......

houston cougars......

houston cougars number 1 !!!!!!

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And they will win as many championships as the Oilers did.

#125

Utah is fucking licking their chops at being in this conference and playing in the CFP as long as Whittingham is there.

#126
1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Big 12 is full of loser schools whose most interesting things about them are the cult underwear they wear while avoiding alcohol or swearing, or that their fat chicks throw tortillas on the field in between bouts of gonorrhea.

You left out "you can stick it in my butt but that's it, I'm a good girl".

#128
Big 12 is full of loser schools whose most interesting things about them are the cult underwear they wear while avoiding alcohol or swearing, or that their fat chicks throw tortillas on the field in between bouts of gonorrhea.

Oh wait until you see the SEC, one of them in particular
#129
2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Utah is fucking licking their chops at being in this conference and playing in the CFP as long as Whittingham is there.

Which isn't for that much longer.  He'll retire in a few years, then after that who knows.

#130
35 minutes ago, FartingDreamer said:

Which isn't for that much longer.  He'll retire in a few years, then after that who knows.

Maybe the golden plates will tell us.

#131
I sweater gawd if we all discover at the end of this year that Oklahoma has won the Big 12 again and Venables isn’t a shit coach, I’m going to spontaneously combust. 
If baby Stoops scores a TD on our D I may need bail in Dallas.
#133
10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Spike, Sonny, whatever. Kendall Briles. Art Briles, Kendall Jenner same o same o

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