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47 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Lmao at the BYU guy waking up and negging Texas fans making fun of the Big 12 on a Texas site. Although I’d be raging too if we could only score 14 against Sam Houston.

All those negs came when they were struggling against Sam Houston.Ā  Ā Better to let the dude vent here than kick his dog.

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Yormark is nothing but another traveling salesman hocking a shitty product. And when the people he's sold it to are left holding a big bag of shit in a few years, he will have moved on, as traveling salesmen do.

Yep. He's always given me the impression that he sees this as his stepping stone to something else.Ā  Probably something non college football related.Ā 

7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I agree we should cut him some slack when he blows off steam here. Ā I mean, some of us do it even though we only have to deal with one wife.

We also get to wear clean underwear every day

26 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I honestly try to not overreact to week 1 as everyone is starting from zero. That said, if Deion keeps winning and stays at CU for at least 3 seasons, they will run this conference easily as his talent gap will be so massive compared to the rest of the Big 12. They're the best locale to recruit to after Texas leaves and have the single biggest personality for a head coach who will get to pick the kids he wants to join him. And I am here for it.Ā 

I think a place like tcu or ucf ā€œcouldā€ recruit well based on proximity. Ā But yea I’d expect Deion to win. A lot of battles

30 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

We traveled to Wyoming back in Mack’s days. Ā  Want to say when Colt was QB. Ā  Ā We also travelled to UTEP. Ā Ā 

I was at both. I recommend both Laramie and the handjob at the Sun Bowl.

24 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Holy fuck Southwest beat Baylor as a 27.5 point road dog? Ā How did I miss this last night?

Glorious,Ā  isn't it.Ā  Fuck baylor and Fuck tcu for hiring little briles.Ā  He's guilty too.Ā Ā 

Rape fingers is still completely coasting off the name and success from 10 years ago. He's a shitty coach.

They just need to embrace being a basketball conference because nobody is going to take them seriously as a football conference.Ā 

3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Rape fingers is still completely coasting off the name and success from 10 years ago. He's a shitty coach.

Briles JR is really a shitty situational coordinator. That was even obvious at Arkansas.Ā 

When the run game is working you can expect him to abandon it. When the passing game is working you can expect him to abandon it. I don't think he's a bad coordinator from a schematic standpoint but some coordinators just don't know how to manage the game on Saturdays.Ā 

Hah hah fucking ha!

Cockroaches, Rapists and Sand aggy all losing????

Glorious. Just an amazing Saturday.

EABOD Big 12.

31 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I agree we should cut him some slack when he blows off steam here. Ā I mean, some of us do it even though we only have to deal with one wife.

Ok, you crushed it with this one. Well done.Ā 

11 hours ago, MrBig said:

Aranda is BFFs with Turtle Tom. He was destined to fall on his face eventually.

I don’t see how that’s possible. Ā I was under the impression Herman had no friends.Ā 

11 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Baylor lost to TSU?

Wyatt, I am rolling...

Mrs. Brat & our oldest son are happy.

37 minutes ago, LateAughtsHorn said:

Yep. He's always given me the impression that he sees this as his stepping stone to something else.Ā  Probably something non college football related.Ā 

X ?

11 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

UH by a figgie over UTSA.Ā 

We're just gonna let this one slide? Ā  Surly is definitely distraught over our offense only scoring 4 tuddies against Rice. Ā 

Briles JR is really a shitty situational coordinator. That was even obvious at Arkansas.Ā 
When the run game is working you can expect him to abandon it. When the passing game is working you can expect him to abandon it. I don't think he's a bad coordinator from a schematic standpoint but some coordinators just don't know how to manage the game on Saturdays.Ā 

Briles Jr is horrible. He does minimal prep as he believes a game should come to him as it goes on. He is enamoured of his trick plays and does the most unexpected thing so often opposing teams expect it. He kills tempo by staring at his play sheet and that he doesn’t think about the next play until the whistle blows. He wears out his linemen having them in a stance while the backfield makes numerous dumb shifts.

The fact that Dykes hired him points to inadequacies in Spike’s mental ability.
1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

We traveled to Wyoming back in Mack’s days. Ā  Want to say when Colt was QB. Ā  Ā We also travelled to UTEP. Ā Ā 

Yup, we went in 2009 as a 2 for 1.

Edited by Burt

It’s only a matter of time for teams like TCU and Baylor once the previous coaches players are gone that the true team shows up. Ā TCU’s defense is awful. The only way they win is they score 50 every game. Ā Rhule’s players are gone so Baylor is going to be bad going forward. Tech will probably not be that bad but will only be dangerous at home. Ā Probably the only teams of the leftovers to worry about is OSU and Kstate. Ā  After week one the conference this year is between OU and Texas unless the officials go scorched earth which would not in anyway surprise me.Ā 

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Yormark is nothing but another traveling salesman hocking a shitty product. And when the people he's sold it to are left holding a big bag of shit in a few years, he will have moved on, as traveling salesmen do.

Definitely has a Steve Patterson vibe doesn’t he? This conference is going to be a steaming pile of shit when he’s finally fired. If he had his way, UConn would be in the conference.

6 minutes ago, stork642 said:

It’s only a matter of time for teams like TCU and Baylor once the previous coaches players are gone that the true team shows up. Ā TCU’s defense is awful. The only way they win is they score 50 every game. Ā Rhule’s players are gone so Baylor is going to be bad going forward. Tech will probably not be that bad but will only be dangerous at home. Ā Probably the only teams of the leftovers to worry about is OSU and Kstate. Ā  After week one the conference this year is between OU and Texas unless the officials go scorched earth which would not in anyway surprise me.Ā 

OSU looked a lot worse than TCU. I wouldn't be worried about them.

Yeah, Oklahoma State looked dreadful against Central Arkansas.Ā 

Edited by Rickylovesweed

That’s why I still like this conference. Lol Baylor, lol Tech. Also OSU will be fine. Playing everyone on the bench and doing just enough to win an early FCS game is a Gundy Special. We did it v. Missouri State in 2021 and finished 12-2 with a Fiesta Bowl win v Notre Dame. There’s nothing to learn from that game. I still think we’ll be pretty good. Don’t know for sure but I don’t feel any worse about the season outlook.Ā 
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Also, LOL Spencer Sanders. Leaves a starting position to sit the bench for Joey Freshwater and Dart looks like he has the job for good.

Edited by 'stache

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Briles JR is really a shitty situational coordinator. That was even obvious at Arkansas.Ā 

When the run game is working you can expect him to abandon it. When the passing game is working you can expect him to abandon it. I don't think he's a bad coordinator from a schematic standpoint but some coordinators just don't know how to manage the game on Saturdays.Ā 

He has the same values as his dad.Ā  Hiring him was idiotic.Ā  He is worse than that OSU asshole who kept trying to trash Tom Herman.

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3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They just need to embrace being a basketball conference because nobody is going to take them seriously as a football conference.Ā 

Thing is, then sucking at football will eventually lead to a diminushment in basketball.Ā 

How will the remaining teams play the victim card they’re so used to pulling re: Texas? Will they complain about the evil empire in Boulder? Or maybe Provo and their unfair divine advantage?

13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Buffs are de facto big 12 thoughĀ 

So, are we de facto SEC?

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4 hours ago, JBJ said:

All those negs came when they were struggling against Sam Houston.Ā  Ā Better to let the dude vent here than beat his wives.

Fify

4 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Lmao at the BYU guy waking up and negging Texas fans making fun of the Big 12 on a Texas site. Although I’d be raging too if we could only score 14 against Sam Houston.

Hilarious isn’t it?

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Briles Jr is horrible. He does minimal prep as he believes a game should come to him as it goes on. He is enamoured of his trick plays and does the most unexpected thing so often opposing teams expect it. He kills tempo by staring at his play sheet and that he doesn’t think about the next play until the whistle blows. He wears out his linemen having them in a stance while the backfield makes numerous dumb shifts.

The fact that Dykes hired him points to inadequacies in Spike’s mental ability.

Spike?Ā  He's been dead for 6 years.

I'm thinking Brett Yormark is not a happy camper right now and I'm sure most of us don't give a fuck.

Dude made his bed and now has to explain why his product is a laughing stock at the moment.

Adios, mofos.

4 hours ago, Hozz said:

Holy fuck Southwest beat Baylor as a 27.5 point road dog? Ā How did I miss this last night?

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7 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

How will the remaining teams play the victim card they’re so used to pulling re: Texas? Will they complain about the evil empire in Boulder? Or maybe Provo and their unfair divine advantage?

I’m just so glad we’re going to a conference that we can actually win. Ā 

Rough day for Basketball Brett.

Ā 

(Credit to Gerry Hamilton for the nickname)

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You're so mean! You're awful! Everything OU fans say is true!Ā 

New big 12 fanbase being pretty high and mighty for what amounts to a bunch of truck stop whoresĀ 

15 hours ago, MrBig said:

Aranda is BFFs with Turtle Tom. He was destined to fall on his face eventually.

Kendra'd spirits?Ā 

Just to be a dick and funny, Baylor had two transfer o-lineman starting yesterday when they, checks notes, lost to Texas fucking state @JFKFC. That’s a hell of a pendulum swing LOL

4 hours ago, JBJ said:

All those negs came when they were struggling against Sam Houston.Ā  Ā Better to let the dude vent here than kick his dog.

I bet that was worth a good hate soaking.

3 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

You’re better than that. New deal expires in 2031. Wonder why the tv deal was extended only for six years past the current deals expiration? I’m sure the deal that is struck in 5 years will be amazing with the new additions, doubt you’ll even notice we’re gone when you’re playing in front of 20k at cougar high.Ā 

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Holy fuck Southwest beat Baylor as a 27.5 point road dog? Ā How did I miss this last night?

Because it was on The Ocho

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