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44 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

We should get a massive set of truck nuts for ours

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23 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Do people care about the equipment truck design?

They're in the land of NASCAR, of course they do

I didn’t have “Equipment Trailer” on my smack bingo card, so… welcome to the SEC?

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Is that the projects? 

Psh, that’s the best neighborhood in Tuscaloosa.

There’s a bunch of National “talking heads” that have said that not only do we have a chance to cover the spread, but win the game outright.

It’s going to be an interesting game and see if we’ve lost the “soft” moniker. I thought last year proved that, but I digress. We can do this, but IMO the 1st Qtr will tell the tale or set the tone.

Hook’em!!!

"That looks cheap" is probably not a can of worms that an Alabama fan base wants to open with Texas. 

51 minutes ago, BERT said:

They're in the land of NASCAR, of course they do

Lol so is Texas

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I predict Milroe will throw at least 2 INTs in the game, one to Ford. They are going to have some success when Milroe goes off plan with his feet. Can't stop that shit all the time. If we can score more than 17 points, we win.

I agree. 

 If we can make Milroe throw more than he wants to,  and I think we can,  our secondary can make some plays.  

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

lulz

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Besides just t-shirts for TX-OU games and one aggy related shirt, I can say I never had a shirt or other paraphernalia relative Texas playing some other school.  I don’t get why our non-rivals do this.

Incidentally, the one aggy related shirt I had from back in the ‘80s had “OU suxs” in the front “But aTm swallows” in the back.  Funny at the time, and accurate based on girls I knew then from both schools.

Fyi... SEC Refs for bama game tomorrow

1 hour ago, torre said:

http://atlantamafia.com/Big_12_Transports.htm

 

The current trailer does look somewhat mundane compared to the past.    Scroll down link above to see past trailers.

Back to the most important issue,   Beat Alabama !

 

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This is free advertising for Mack and UNC. We should just show some hands cradling the crystal ball.

24 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This is free advertising for Mack and UNC. We should just show some hands cradling the crystal ball.

fuck that... had mccoy not gone down, we'd have another crystal trophy to hold over their heads... that we'd won from them... fuck off scooter, you're drunk and them hemorrhoids are acting up...

 

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25 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This is free advertising for Mack and UNC. We should just show some hands cradling the crystal ball.

Should be Bevo attempting to gore Uga from the 2019 Sugar Bowl as a nod to our SEC entrance

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Longhorn fans - your equipment trailer looks cheap

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Texas' endowment is literally 30x the size of Bama's.

Want to have a dick measuring contest about money, go right ahead.

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Longhorn fans - your equipment trailer looks cheap

Posted on 9/8/23 at 3:09 pm
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That trailer is clean AF and way better than that shit on the Bama trailer

7 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

i'm sure he's a great dude. gimme kasey studdard in a street fight.

Lol I hope this is a joke. Taker has like, half a foot on Studdard.

1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

I can say I never had a shirt or other paraphernalia relative Texas playing some other school

 

I have a fucking TON of Texas vs USC shit that I bought on my way out of the rose bowl

26 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol I hope this is a joke. Taker has like, half a foot on Studdard.

I’ll take Studdard despite the height difference and fake fighting experience. 

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol so is Texas

Not like the “Deep South” 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ll take Studdard despite the height difference and fake fighting experience. 

Maybe right now today because Taker is beat to shit. In his prime, not a chance. Just because it’s “fake” on tv, doesn’t mean a lot of them can’t fight in real life. Too many stories out there. 
 

besides, I’d rather pick someone like Orakpo than Studdard

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9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ll take Studdard despite the height difference and fake fighting experience. 

Does Studdard have either real or fake fighting experience? 
 

Goddamn this is a stupid topic. My dad could beat up your dad. 

Taker got a Gracie black belt in BJJ a few years back. He is old and he wouldn’t win any MMA titles, but I wouldn't mess with him. 
 

Besides, it’s a fucking hype video. Just suspend your disbelief and enjoy it. 

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Does Studdard have either real or fake fighting experience? 
 

Goddamn this is a stupid topic. My dad could beat up your dad. 

It’s almost as stupid as having a wrassler do a promotional video for our football team.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s almost as stupid as having a wrassler do a promotional video for our football team.

Why is having a celebrity who is known throughout the world and is a massive fan of our program "stupid?"

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5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s almost as stupid as having a wrassler do a promotional video for our football team.

You are a thief of joy. 

4 minutes ago, Eggo said:

You are a thief of joy. 

I’ll plead guilty.  It’s still fucking stupid.

High media value teams only use ex players for promo videos and definitely not unrelated celebrity personalities , it is known 

1 hour ago, texastroubadour said:

Maybe our D knocks out their qb in first quarter this time 

May be Saban’s plan.

3 hours ago, 89Horn said:

Besides just t-shirts for TX-OU games and one aggy related shirt, I can say I never had a shirt or other paraphernalia relative Texas playing some other school.  I don’t get why our non-rivals do this.

Incidentally, the one aggy related shirt I had from back in the ‘80s had “OU suxs” in the front “But aTm swallows” in the back.  Funny at the time, and accurate based on girls I knew then from both schools.

Ha!  I think I had that one as well.  I'm pretty sure the first purchase I made from the Co-op, in addition to books, was a "10 Reasons I Didn't Go to A&M" shirt.  I thought it funny at the time.

9 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

i'm sure he's a great dude. gimme kasey studdard in a street fight.

Taker is a tough motherfucker. He once got set on fire by his pyro entrance on the way to the ring and then wrestled a 45 minute pay per view match with 3rd degree burns because he refused to cancel the show.

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Longhorn fans - your equipment trailer looks cheap

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Besides the order of magnitude of endowment difference, doesn't newer semi trucks tend Not to have exposed exhaust like that bama truck?

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Does Studdard have either real or fake fighting experience?    Goddamn this is a stupid topic. My dad could beat up your dad. 

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36 minutes ago, Zuerst said:

Besides the order of magnitude of endowment difference, doesn't newer semi trucks tend Not to have exposed exhaust like that bama truck?

Most trucks can come with either side exit or behind the sleeper exhausts depending on yada yada yada.

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Our offense struggled in week one last year, scoring 38 points and generating under 400 yards of offense. Bama blew the doors off of Utah State 55-0.

Same thing this year, offense struggles and scores 37 points, while Bama puts 56 on the board.

Our defense is better than their offense across the board. If our OL can play a stalemate like last year for most of the game, Texas will win.

4 hours ago, 89Horn said:

Besides just t-shirts for TX-OU games and one aggy related shirt, I can say I never had a shirt or other paraphernalia relative Texas playing some other school.  I don’t get why our non-rivals do this.

Incidentally, the one aggy related shirt I had from back in the ‘80s had “OU suxs” in the front “But aTm swallows” in the back.  Funny at the time, and accurate based on girls I knew then from both schools.

I still have that shirt, original from the '80s.

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ha!  I think I had that one as well.  I'm pretty sure the first purchase I made from the Co-op, in addition to books, was a "10 Reasons I Didn't Go to A&M" shirt.  I thought it funny at the time.

I have that one yet, too! Lulz.

6 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I have that one yet, too! Lulz.

T-shirt talk not going away!  Ok, one more.  I didn’t buy this aggy shirt back in the day, but thought it was funny:  “Why Texas?  Because I placed out of aTm.”  

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