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1 minute ago, 89Horn said:

T-shirt talk not going away!  Ok, one more.  I didn’t buy this aggy shirt back in the day, but thought it was funny:  “Why Texas?  Because I placed out of aTm.”  

Yep!  The T-shirts were so much fun and clever back then!

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Maybe our D knocks out their qb in first quarter this time 

You just not know our recent history vs. backups. Would love the payback though.
42 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


You just not know our recent history vs. backups. Would love the payback though.

Caleb Williams isn’t coming off that bench

3 hours ago, BERT said:

Not like the “Deep South” 

Keep telling yourself that. My step moms redneck family in south Austin (before it was cool) no shit held a memorial service for Dale.

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Buried my uncle today. Another Horn who will have to watch the glory from beyond.

Prepare your anus and have a hanky, tide. You’re about to find out.

4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Holly embodies the "learn to love yourself" mantra here

I noticed she conveniently left her weight off her note page. I’m assuming she would fit somewhere on one of the DL’s.

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I noticed she conveniently left her weight off her note page. I’m assuming she would fit somewhere on one of the DL’s.

Wood 

13 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

Buried my uncle today. Another Horn who will have to watch the glory from beyond.

Prepare your anus and have a hanky, tide. You’re about to find out.

Sorry to hear that SKA, night crew here to toast to your departed uncle.  I genuinely wish you and your family well. My uncle was the reason I went to UT. He was my hero.  
 

I’ll be thinking of him while we kick bama ass tomorrow.

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4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ll take Studdard despite the height difference and fake fighting experience. 

Lol, you clearly don't know much about Taker behind the scenes. 

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Caleb Williams isn’t coming off that bench

Neither is fucking Jason White coming off that bench.

Just remember this.  Just fing win tomorrow.

 

 

6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why is having a celebrity who is known throughout the world and is a massive fan of our program "stupid?"

Having a celebrity who is known throughout the world do our promos would be awesome

Too bad they got some fucking dipshit carny known exclusively to former 7th graders who routinely got beaten up in middle school circa 1998 to do our promo instead

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⬆️ a wrestler fucked this guy's wife ⬆️

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why is having a celebrity who is known throughout the world and is a massive fan of our program "stupid?"

I’d take Undertaker over another MM bit any fucking day of the week. 
 

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

GAMEDAY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS

On the one hand, you fuckers need to pace yourselves today. You need to still be coherent to enjoy the victory around 9:30 pm.

On the other hand, “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning”.

”If you’re gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!!”

Enjoy the game, degenerates!

1 hour ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

this guy wants to fuck a wrestler

Can't blame him

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Why does every thread have to devolve into a contest of stupid? 

Two pages and the only semi-update is a photo of Holly Rowe’s gravy stained, handwritten notes. 
 

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4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Having a celebrity who is known throughout the world do our promos would be awesome

Too bad they got some fucking dipshit carny known exclusively to former 7th graders who routinely got beaten up in middle school circa 1998 to do our promo instead

I liked the forum a whole lot better before you decided to inject your dipshittery into every topic. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Why does every thread have to devolve into a contest of stupid? 

Two pages and the only semi-update is a photo of Holly Rowe’s gravy stained, handwritten notes. 
 

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I am fairly certain we were promised a mudhole post this week.  

2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

⬆️ a wrestler fucked this guy's wife ⬆️

The entire WWE organization bukkake'd his wife.

1 minute ago, AugieBall said:

I am fairly certain we were promised a mudhole post this week.  

I was uninspired. I’ve written a dandy up for Wyoming though. Whew boy. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Why does every thread have to devolve into a contest of stupid? 

Two pages and the only semi-update is a photo of Holly Rowe’s gravy stained, handwritten notes. 
 

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Wake up motherfuckers it’s time to start drinking

4 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Having a celebrity who is known throughout the world do our promos would be awesome

Too bad they got some fucking dipshit carny known exclusively to former 7th graders who routinely got beaten up in middle school circa 1998 to do our promo instead

Sorry to hear you never finished 6th grade 

9 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I liked the forum a whole lot better before you decided to inject your dipshittery into every topic. 

 

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

Sorry to hear you never finished 6th grade 

Fairly certain that this is just the latest iteration of “KennyPowders”. Same antagonistic, unfunny attempts at being a funny contrarian while working some sort of bit. What he lacks in humor or creativity, he makes up for in volume. 

I assume he’s trending towards another crowdsourcing. 

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Fairly certain that this is just the latest iteration of “KennyPowders”. Same antagonistic, unfunny attempts at being a funny contrarian while working some sort of bit. What he lacks in humor or creativity, he makes up for in volume. 

I assume he’s trending towards another crowdsourcing. 

did you make a score prediction on this one?

19 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

did you make a score prediction on this one?

It’s not normally my thing unless it’s with a mudhole. But sure, I’m going to this thing, might as well put some hope out into the universe. Give me Texas winning 37-21. 

22 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

did you make a score prediction on this one?

Also, @HenryJames has been saying all week that the first offensive play of the game for Texas will be a post route to an uncovered Gunnar Helm for a touchdown. 

I have been getting increasingly optimistic every day since Sunday. Completely irrational, I'm afraid. "I bet they taught DJ Campbell how to block this week!".

23-20 Texas.

HELP PLEASE:

 

In London, VPN isn’t getting me around YouTube TV. Sports surge isn’t listing any NCAAFB games to stream illegally. 
 

does anyone have a link or do you think it will be on YouTube proper? Thank you very much in advance.

Wake up motherfuckers it’s time to start drinking
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Watching the game from Bozeman MT today. Walking around town with UT gear on, I’m getting lots of beat Alabama and Hook ‘em comments. If our OL can play half decent today, we win this one. LFG.

This dude is in Bergstrom right now for some reason...

 

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6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This dude is in Bergstrom right now for some reason...

 

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I’m all about inclusiveness in society but we should draw the line at a Down’s syndrome bevo. 

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This dude is in Bergstrom right now for some reason...

 

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dolan bevo is real

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25 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

This dude is in Bergstrom right now for some reason...

 

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Had a few too many at the Broken Spoke last night and missed his flight to Tuscaloosa. Poor bastard. 

6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Having a celebrity who is known throughout the world do our promos would be awesome

Too bad they got some fucking dipshit carny known exclusively to former 7th graders who routinely got beaten up in middle school circa 1998 to do our promo instead

You obviously recognized him.

58 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Also, @HenryJames has been saying all week that the first offensive play of the game for Texas will be a post route to an uncovered Gunnar Helm for a touchdown. 

I tend to think we have a chance if Sark comes out and calls some dink and dunks and chews up some clock. If he dials up the bomb on 1st down I'm throwing something at my TV.

8 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I tend to think we have a chance if Sark comes out and calls some dink and dunks and chews up some clock. If he dials up the bomb on 1st down I'm throwing something at my TV.

You know it’s gonna happen

1 hour ago, MisterP said:

HELP PLEASE:

 

In London, VPN isn’t getting me around YouTube TV. Sports surge isn’t listing any NCAAFB games to stream illegally. 
 

does anyone have a link or do you think it will be on YouTube proper? Thank you very much in advance.

Somebody should be streaming it on YouTube. All you got do is type in Texas vs Alabama live stream

22 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I tend to think we have a chance if Sark comes out and calls some dink and dunks and chews up some clock. If he dials up the bomb on 1st down I'm throwing something at my TV.

In the interview on college game day he said something like we can’t throw jabs we’ve got to throw haymakers. I think my guy needs to watch more boxing.

16 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

You know it’s gonna happen

Yeah but it's going to connect this time

1 hour ago, MisterP said:

Sports surge isn’t listing any NCAAFB games to stream illegally. 

Yeah the games usually don't start for another hour or so.

What time do you think it is over here?

Streameast.live will have it. And all the nfl games tomorrow. 

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