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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Also, @HenryJames has been saying all week that the first offensive play of the game for Texas will be a post route to an uncovered Gunnar Helm for a touchdown. 

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Fuck Alabama fans.  They boo'd the shit out of Sark during the Game Day interview a short while ago.

It was merciless.  Never heard boos for so long and so loud before.  You could seek Sark was sad.  
Sad Sark.  hahah

 

 

1 hour ago, MisterP said:

HELP PLEASE:

 

In London, VPN isn’t getting me around YouTube TV. Sports surge isn’t listing any NCAAFB games to stream illegally. 
 

does anyone have a link or do you think it will be on YouTube proper? Thank you very much in advance.

https://therealstreamhub.site/showthread.php?tid=1059

46 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I tend to think we have a chance if Sark comes out and calls some dink and dunks and chews up some clock. If he dials up the bomb on 1st down I'm throwing something at my TV.

 

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On the one hand, you fuckers need to pace yourselves today. You need to still be coherent to enjoy the victory around 9:30 pm.
On the other hand, “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning”.
”If you’re gonna be a bear, BE A GRIZZLY!!”
Enjoy the game, degenerates!

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Have a funny feeling we see Quinn ball the fuck out today. 3 TD’s minimum and gets us out with a W before anyone Harvey Updykes the team water supply.  

15 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Fuck Alabama fans.  They boo'd the shit out of Sark during the Game Day interview a short while ago.

It was merciless.  Never heard boos for so long and so loud before.  You could seek Sark was sad.  
Sad Sark.  hahah

 

 

There are more genes on the Match Game set than there are in Alabama.

Milroe is the key. I don’t believe they score consistently without him playing well. We can and have scored without great interior blocking. That said our Oline misses fewer assignments than last week.

Horns by 10.

What's the Cliff's on the roles and whether or not they're difference makers on Malachi Moore and Jaylen Key 

Thank you gentleman. sports surge is up and live with the full slate of games. HOOK EM AT 1am here London time!

What's the Cliff's on the roles and whether or not they're difference makers on Malachi Moore and Jaylen Key 

Moore is their nickel and he’s a good player. I think everyone knew he’d play.

Key is a safety, UAB transfer. I think he was all CUSA or something. I would think Bama has guys that wouldn’t be much of a drop off but with a transfer you think twice, because, you know, they went and got him in the first place. He seems to legitimately be in question.
2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Moore is their nickel and he’s a good player. I think everyone knew he’d play.

Key is a safety, UAB transfer. I think he was all CUSA or something. I would think Bama has guys that wouldn’t be much of a drop off but with a transfer you think twice, because, you know, they went and got him in the first place. He seems to legitimately be in question.

Moore, like Arnold, ended up being benched last year. He’s the best they have, but he’s yet to do anything to merit the label “good player”. 

Key is physical and experienced. He’s given more credit than he should get because of the halo effect with Saban. 

Bama has a weird dichotomy in their secondary this season. McKinstry is a likely first round pick and everyone is very high on Downs. The other guys are question marks and downgrades from everything they’ve had in recent years. The advantage in matchup between the Bama secondary and the Texas WRs and TEs is in Texas’ favor. If Texas can’t exploit this advantage tonight, they were never as good as we thought they were heading into this season. 

ESPN’s loess right now is “will the longhorns or the aggys make a statement?”  So a statement for us is a convincing win to set off a probable national championship run. A statement for them is beating unranked teams two weeks in a row. 
 

If that doesn’t tell you the trajectory of these two programs….

14 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

So a statement for us is a convincing win to set off a probable national championship run.

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Moore, like Arnold, ended up being benched last year. He’s the best they have, but he’s yet to do anything to merit the label “good player”. 
Key is physical and experienced. He’s given more credit than he should get because of the halo effect with Saban. 
Bama has a weird dichotomy in their secondary this season. McKinstry is a likely first round pick and everyone is very high on Downs. The other guys are question marks and downgrades from everything they’ve had in recent years. The advantage in matchup between the Bama secondary and the Texas WRs and TEs is in Texas’ favor. If Texas can’t exploit this advantage tonight, they were never as good as we thought they were heading into this season. 

I remember Moore being a freshman All American but I don’t follow Bama super closely. Has he just not progressed from that point?
1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I tend to think we have a chance if Sark comes out and calls some dink and dunks and chews up some clock. If he dials up the bomb on 1st down I'm throwing something at my TV.

Return of GDGD? It all comes full circle

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

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Yeah, they definitely hate us more than they like themselves...

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38 minutes ago, MisterP said:

Thank you gentleman. sports surge is up and live with the full slate of games. HOOK EM AT 1am here London time!

I watched the LSU game at a London pub at 1am -- enjoy it! 

16 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I remember Moore being a freshman All American but I don’t follow Bama super closely. Has he just not progressed from that point?

@Fud gets into the details better than I do on other teams. I watch games and read about teams, but I’m not into breaking things down and I don’t visit their sites. 

What I understand is that the guy didn’t progress the way they wanted and they had better options. Maybe he’s terrific now, or maybe he got credit as a freshman simply because he started games for Saban at Bama. 

Did Arnold get mention for anything like that last year? Because that would be funny. 

I’m all about inclusiveness in society but we should draw the line at a Down’s syndrome bevo. 

I tried not to laugh at this post, lulz.
22 minutes ago, Waterboarder said:

Yeah, they definitely hate us more than they like themselves...

What's there to like?

1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

What's the Cliff's on the roles and whether or not they're difference makers on Malachi Moore and Jaylen Key 

 

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1 hour ago, ATXbronco said:

Fuck Alabama fans.  They boo'd the shit out of Sark during the Game Day interview a short while ago.

It was merciless.  Never heard boos for so long and so loud before.  You could seek Sark was sad.  
Sad Sark.  hahah

 

 

Sark could not have cared less. Who cares about how Gameday fans react. We will assrape these fuckers. 

27 minutes ago, Waterboarder said:

Yeah, they definitely hate us more than they like themselves...

 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What's there to like?

 

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Haven't read anything on this game.  Will be a good time for Texas running backs to establish a definitive pecking order. I like both Texas lines, but Flood will really need to earn this, to help the inexperienced Texas running backs find lanes.   Homecooking will most likely allow the Bama defensive backs to hold Texas wideouts again this year, so look for Sanders to get more looks.  

Going to need to bracket Milroe so Ford and company can clean up.  Hopefully Hill gets an early sack and some hurries, so Milroe gets antsy. Will need for everybody to take advantage of any turnover opportunities.    

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Moore, like Arnold, ended up being benched last year. He’s the best they have, but he’s yet to do anything to merit the label “good player”. 

Key is physical and experienced. He’s given more credit than he should get because of the halo effect with Saban. 

Bama has a weird dichotomy in their secondary this season. McKinstry is a likely first round pick and everyone is very high on Downs. The other guys are question marks and downgrades from everything they’ve had in recent years. The advantage in matchup between the Bama secondary and the Texas WRs and TEs is in Texas’ favor. If Texas can’t exploit this advantage tonight, they were never as good as we thought they were heading into this season. 

Can’t exploit that advantage if we can’t block the rush up the middle. Quick pressure in Quinn’s face is what will wreck our offense. Hope they figured some things out on the IOL. 

I have a good feeling about this game boys and girls enjoy the day and game. If we win because of my intuition @Nicole44 has to go on a date with me. What say you shaggy? Fair deal?

Worst thing about night games..pacing.

Just got home from lunch and absent mindedly popped open my first.

52 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

so nobody is going to post some creeper shots of the gameday trim?

we're past our prime.

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Worst thing about night games..pacing.

Just got home from lunch and absent mindedly popped open my first.

Uhh. My first was open at about 10:30 am. I’m taking it easy though.
Haven't read anything on this game.  Will be a good time for Texas running backs to establish a definitive pecking order. I like both Texas lines, but Flood will really need to earn this, to help the inexperienced Texas running backs find lanes.   Homecooking will most likely allow the Bama defensive backs to hold Texas wideouts again this year, so look for Sanders to get more looks.  
Going to need to bracket Milroe so Ford and company can clean up.  Hopefully Hill gets an early sack and some hurries, so Milroe gets antsy. Will need for everybody to take advantage of any turnover opportunities.    

I think that’s something that wasn’t shown in game one. Hill is gonna be turned lose this game. At least I hope so. [emoji15]

All of my Longhorn gear is cursed.  Every shirt I own has lost a game.  My autographed Colt McCoy hat has all the wrong mojo for this game against this opponent.  So my wife and I made our own shirts for us and the boy.  I went Tommy Nobis, since he beat Bama in the Orange Bowl.  The boy wanted VY scoring against USC.  The wife went with an old school logo. 

New season, new shirts.  May the good juju flow.

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35 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

I have a good feeling about this game boys and girls enjoy the day and game. If we win because of my intuition @Nicole44 has to go on a date with me. What say you shaggy? Fair deal?

Show some class

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

@Fud gets into the details better than I do on other teams. I watch games and read about teams, but I’m not into breaking things down and I don’t visit their sites. 

What I understand is that the guy didn’t progress the way they wanted and they had better options. Maybe he’s terrific now, or maybe he got credit as a freshman simply because he started games for Saban at Bama. 

Did Arnold get mention for anything like that last year? Because that would be funny. 

Bama boards seem to think Moore is important for getting their DBs lined up, given the youth and transfer additions. I haven't watched much of him 

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

Bama boards seem to think Moore is important for getting their DBs lined up, given the youth and transfer additions. I haven't watched much of him 

Has there been anymore injury updates on them? Game time decisions? 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Has there been anymore injury updates on them? Game time decisions? 

Yesterday the rumor was that Moore is very much good to go, but Key is more of a gametime decision for next week than this week, but I've been watching the games today instead of board snooping 

I have a good feeling about this game boys and girls enjoy the day and game. If we win because of my intuition [mention=1234]Nicole44[/mention] has to go on a date with me. What say you shaggy? Fair deal?
Show some class

None of that shit is happening

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