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31 minutes ago, ScottS said:

 

I call bullshit. It never rains in Texas anymore. 

1 hour ago, ScottS said:

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Nevada Rangers weren't putting up with that bullshit.

 

I can smell the BO and patchouli in that video.


Also need more info on girl in the straw hat. 

Lol...bury them all and come back in a couple of million years when they are oil. 

Good plan. Too alkaline.
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r/BurningMan - Another catastrophe is brewing

yes. yes I am.

Is it always during monsoon season? How has this never happened before in the last 30 years?

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Is it always during monsoon season? How has this never happened before in the last 30 years?

The gods are finally tired of their shit 

Does it always rain down embers like that or is that a consequence of the g’vt’s whirlwind storm?

11 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Is it always during monsoon season? How has this never happened before in the last 30 years?

I am sure this is totally trustworthy and accurate.

 

Seems our country is nothing but an interwoven and overlapping sequence of mass psychoses anymore. 
 

and I have the slightest suspicion that these fine folks have no idea how difficult it is to pass Ebola from person to person. 

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2 hours ago, ScottS said:

 

Yuppies?

 

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

Yuppies?

 

These people do not know the meanings of the words they use. That engine is woke. 

2 hours ago, Stella Link said:

So, when does the naked chick mud wrestling start??

 

2 hours ago, Hate said:

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Went to burning man 2006. Had a great time. Wouldn't even think about going now after the country has been co-opted by annoying feminists and idiotic maga dickheads. 

4 hours ago, ScottS said:

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Nevada Rangers weren't putting up with that bullshit.

 

It's 1890. You've just put your competitors in the Horse Slaughtering and Glue Rendering profession out of business. Your factory pumps black tar-like smoke into the lungs of the widows and orphans who managed to not get kicked out of the tenements you own. But on the bright side, only one youthful employee got his arm ripped off by an exposed belt in your factory this week.

That night, the Angel of Future Tragedy visits you, to show you visions.

1. Your precious child, now a full-grown man, blown to shreds driving a volunteer ambulance in the Argonne.

2. Your future grand-daughter, OD-ing in mid-lick of taint of one of her Weather Underground co-travellers.

3. Her son, your great-grandson, bragging about picking Aggy.

4. Finally, a bizarre vision of your great-great-granddaughter, for some reason chained like a Medieval doxy to some sort of ...road block? In a desolate wilderness?

Perhaps you'll wake up a changed man. Or maybe you'll just take what would have been someone's trust fund, and start spending it.

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2 hours ago, ScottS said:

I am sure this is totally trustworthy and accurate.

 

I read all of that in an Dale Gribble voice.

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

My thoughts exactly. One LGBTQ person in my company started using it, and now everyone sans yours truly uses it.

It hurts my fucking brain to refer to a PERSON has a HUMAN. I think they're intentionally excluding vampires and ghouls. So much for inclusivity.

Reports are the participants at Burning Zhe/zhir has started to split into factions

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7 hours ago, Stella Link said:

So, when does the naked chick mud wrestling start??

 

 

 

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9 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

I read all of that in an Dale Gribble voice.

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This fucking lawyer gave the worst advice ever to those hiking out of Burning Man and he does it with such authority, too. 
 

 

39 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This fucking lawyer gave the worst advice ever to those hiking out of Burning Man and he does it with such authority, too. 
 

 

For a pretty bright guy and solid lawyer, Neal can be a real dumbass sometimes.

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14 hours ago, Superhero said:

Also need more info on girl in the straw hat. 

I gotcha on that.

She will stare into your eyes worshipfully, fuck your brains out until you are shooting earwax and toenails out of your dick, and cuddle up with you like a happy puppy wherever you are and whatever you do.

Fast forward ten years, cops hand you a restraining order to stay away from your house and all your shit because you attacked her (you yelled about something) and by the way you have been psychically torturing her and trying to weigh her down so you can vampirically drain her creative life force. And it'll turn out that the lawyer she's been fucking is really good at his day job.

19 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

For a pretty bright guy and solid lawyer, Neal can be a real dumbass sometimes.

Hope he is stuck there. Seems to be an expert. Or is he just getting ready for the lawsuits coming? 

9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I gotcha on that.

She will stare into your eyes worshipfully, fuck your brains out until you are shooting earwax and toenails out of your dick, and cuddle up with you like a happy puppy wherever you are and whatever you do.

Fast forward ten years, cops hand you a restraining order to stay away from your house and all your shit because you attacked her (you yelled about something) and by the way you have been psychically torturing her and trying to weigh her down so you can vampirically drain her creative life force. And it'll turn out that the lawyer she's been fucking is really good at his day job.

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18 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I gotcha on that.

She will stare into your eyes worshipfully, fuck your brains out until you are shooting earwax and toenails out of your dick, and cuddle up with you like a happy puppy wherever you are and whatever you do.

Fast forward ten years, cops hand you a restraining order to stay away from your house and all your shit because you attacked her (you yelled about something) and by the way you have been psychically torturing her and trying to weigh her down so you can vampirically drain her creative life force. And it'll turn out that the lawyer she's been fucking is really good at his day job.

 

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Also, the question posed in the title of this thread could be asked of burning man at any time.

57 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

For a pretty bright guy and solid lawyer, Neal can be a real dumbass sometimes.

 

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I gotcha on that.

She will stare into your eyes worshipfully, fuck your brains out until you are shooting earwax and toenails out of your dick, and cuddle up with you like a happy puppy wherever you are and whatever you do.

Fast forward ten years, cops hand you a restraining order to stay away from your house and all your shit because you attacked her (you yelled about something) and by the way you have been psychically torturing her and trying to weigh her down so you can vampirically drain her creative life force. And it'll turn out that the lawyer she's been fucking is really good at his day job.

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17 hours ago, ScottS said:

 

Rookies. When the angry cop runs through your barricade, you had precious seconds to run into the crowd, so you would not be tracked down and arrested by a donut diet cop who’d quit after fifty yards of mild sprinting.  Very poor presence of mind.

Also, I see the officer has gone to Roid Rage screaming class. 

Must be a surly poster.

 

We should start our own festival/whatever this thing is, out in Kendall county.   Maybe with less active fire. 

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49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We should start our own festival/whatever this thing is, out in Kendall county.   Maybe with less active fire. 

Sharting Man

19 hours ago, ScottS said:

Should have known that this year's Burning Man would be messed up.  Climate idiots blocked the one road in when everyone was arriving.  Nevada Rangers weren't putting up with that bullshit.

 

The best part about this is the Ranger going all "fuck dem hippies."  Except for the part about the whiney patchouli fan screaming "I'm not violent!"  Yeah, I'm sure the Ukrainians think the Russian blockade of their ports is non-violent too.  Wait, no, it's the hippie grandma entering at about :08 so she can help...somehow?...and once the Ranger gets out with his gun and orders everyone to sit down, including her.  But then she waits until he turns his back and casually "not my monkey not my football"s it out of there round 0:44.  Yup, I've decided.  That's the best part. 

My favorite was definitely, "We're not violent, we're environmental activists!"

 

lol Surly no one is that obtuse.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Sharting Man

Furk….. what will Taco Bell pay Surly for the tie in??

4 hours ago, ScottS said:

Must be a surly poster.

 

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21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I was trying to lead people to Boerne Man 

What about Burnett man? Those chicks fuck. Used to only taking them to Sonic and some cheap drinks in Austin. 

I know precisely one person at Burning Man. Is he a tech bro douche with a Tesla who just went through a bitter divorce with his barbie doll wife and is now dating a substitute skinny blonde Barbie doll? Well he is, HOW EVER did you guess?

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We should start our own festival/whatever this thing is, out in Kendall county.   Maybe with less active fire. 

I expect the surly  Tuscaloosa tailgate to be a mini Burning Man of sorts.

I imagine the Orgy Dome at Burning Man is seeing record crowds with so little to do.

3 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I imagine the Orgy Dome at Burning Man is seeing record crowds with so little to do.

Burning Pee...

So people "play" camping are actually having to camp?  The horror.....

On the one hand, hanging out and having freaky time with some hippie chicks sounds fun.

On the other hand, spending a weekend in the middle of god-assed nowhere desert, either broiling under the desert sun and getting sand and dust into every orifice imaginable, OR being stuck in mud and muck, for days at a time, sounds as close to hell as I can imagine (or at least any version that doesn't involve enemy artillery raining down on me).

No.  Fucking.  Way.

You can have sex with hippie chicks in many, many more comfortable places.

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