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Which bush was pushing Paxton’s hips into his gf’s snatch, repeatedly ?

See, the hips were pushed into the bush…
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    That's not true.  There was definitely a vote.  It was $3 million to zero.  The vote took place in Dan Patrick's bank account.  It was not interfered with by any italian satellites or china with bambo

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4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I think it was only a tweet. Did they actually use that phrase on the senate floor?

Buzbee said this morning:

"THE BUSH ERA IN TEXAS ENDS TODAY! THEY CAN GO BACK TO MAINE!"

Which is funny, because Paxton is literally headed to Maine next week to meet with Tucker.

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16 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Senators don’t want to miss the 11am cfb kicks 

Or they are hoping it’ll drown out the verdicts. 

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If there were 10, then I think this would have been fast.

But if there's really only six, they might have wanted to discuss which three "Yeas" could most benefit politically from voting "Nay"

So my source says 

They will vote to acquit. They will do so in order to hang the 60 House Republicans out to dry who voted to impeach. They will find candidates to run against them that are loyal to Dan Patrick, and enrich the consultants that run that operation 

 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

So my source says 

They will vote to acquit. They will do so in order to hang the 60 House Republicans out to dry who voted to impeach. They will find candidates to run against them that are loyal to Dan Patrick, and enrich the consultants that run that operation 

 

They're intent on making Texas even more unlivable. 

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So my source says 

They will vote to acquit. They will do so in order to hang the 60 House Republicans out to dry who voted to impeach. They will find candidates to run against them that are loyal to Dan Patrick, and enrich the consultants that run that operation 

 

Then why not do that last week?

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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

So my source says 

They will vote to acquit. They will do so in order to hang the 60 House Republicans out to dry who voted to impeach. They will find candidates to run against them that are loyal to Dan Patrick, and enrich the consultants that run that operation 

 

They can’t erase the other four impeachment charges and those charges are out of their control.  

That will also push the House farther away from playing nice with the Senate.  

And if Patrick wanted to hang them out to dry, he would have done so back on the fourth when they voted whether to accept the charges or dismiss them outright. 

And Paxton doesn’t have the kind of base that they give a shit about - he didn’t have thousands of people showing up to protest this - Republicans don’t give a fuck about the AG as long as there is an (R) next to their name. 

But Republicans in Texas may want to match the Dems for stupidity so a civil war next year that will waste a fuckton of campaign resources is on brand.  

They don’t give a damn about Texas. They all know the shit that has been going on with Paxton. They are just trying to decide which verdict will be best for their political careers.

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7 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

Then why not do that last week?

That’s what I don’t get. If Patrick wanted to put the House in its place, the Senate could have shot down the 16 charges it controls on the very first day, and spared putting Paxton’s shadiness on public display. And  also not introduce a lot more people to the whole Nate Paul saga.  Because when the rest of the federal stuff kicks in, it’s going to be fun.  
 

And Paxton’s lawyers have completely damaged any relationship between DPS and the AG’s office.  

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They got Flores

Acquittal on first charge

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2 minutes ago, TexPx said:

They don’t give a damn about Texas. They all know the shit that has been going on with Paxton. They are just trying to decide which verdict will be best for their political careers.

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Paxton doesn’t seem to have an actual base outside of a few dozen people who actually came to Austin to support him.  He benefits from the people at the top of the ticket.  

Republicans are scared of their own supporters. 

Republicans are scared of their own supporters. 

This.
They got Flores
Acquittal on first charge

And there we go.
Am enraged and empowered Paxton will be back in office soon (if he’s acquitted on these charges, they’ll find a way to dismiss the remaining four soon).
We’re going to see a brutal GQP civil war. The collateral damage will be horrific. And ultimately, the MAGAs will win. They win, because they follow no rules, respect no limits, and will do anything and everything to win.
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And there we go.
Am enraged and empowered Paxton will be back in office soon (if he’s acquitted on these charges, they’ll find a way to dismiss the remaining four soon).
We’re going to see a brutal GQP civil war. The collateral damage will be horrific. And ultimately, the MAGAs will win. They win, because they follow no rules, respect no limits, and will do anything and everything to win.

I don't think any of the tx house republicans will lose their primaries because of this

The sham trial is over.  If only there was a tiny, tiny bit of principles and ethics left in the Republican Party in Texas... If only....

Mother fuckers 

Just now, Beau Vine said:

16-14 on the second count.

Same on 3rd

He’s gonna get off isn’t he?

Paxton gonna be all “ so can i have that public money now or what?” 

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Paxton doesn’t seem to have an actual base outside of a few dozen people who actually came to Austin to support him.  He benefits from the people at the top of the ticket.  

Defense told us over an over about the bazillion Texans who voted for him.
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

He’s gonna get off isn’t he?

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16-14? Wasn’t even close.

 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

He’s gonna get off isn’t he?

yes, fuck this bs

Dems acquitting on this charge. That has to sting for the prosecution.

If there isn’t a conviction in the misappropriation of funds in 8 and the other article I’m forgetting, this snake is gonna walk…

Unbelievable that the gap was so huge in the Nate Paul article 2.

We have the biggest collection of spineless twats in the country. 

What a joke

It's article 6 or nothing. 

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Article 6 is terminating whistle-blowers. This should’ve been a slam dunk conviction, yes?

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Texas is a lost cause.  Those that can should get the fuck out.

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Article 6 is terminating whistle-blowers. This should’ve been a slam dunk conviction, yes?

And cleared on this one

It’s up to DOJ to root out injustice in Texas then.

I won’t hold my breath.

Just to remind you of the rules of the MAGA times:

1 - it only gets worse.

2 - there is no bottom.

And here we are. An openly corrupt, lawless man…REMAINS AS THE TOP LAWYER FOR THE STATE OF TEXAS.

No worries….it will continue to get worse.

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