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#151

Says that 30 people deciding something isn't democratic instead of 30 million Texans.

Um, there are a lot of Texans who just lived with this past session that would like a word. 

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#152
6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Buzbee giving his statement. He looks like he enjoyed the lake or pool over the Labor Day weekend.

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Was this done on public access TV?  Looks top notch.

#153

People voted for him so who cares if he’s a criminal. You can always vote against him next time if you don’t like his criming. LOL.

#154
Just now, Hefeweizen said:

Was this done on public access TV?  Looks top notch.

It's the official Senate live feed.

#155

So much gaslighting … how about talking about what you expect the evidence will show instead of misguided elections that Paxton won,
Biden, and “the Bush dynasty” … then sit your ass down, Buzbee, and question witnesses.

#156
Just now, VinyVango said:

So much gaslighting … how about talking about what you expect the evidence will show instead of misguided elections that Paxton won,
Biden, and “the Bush dynasty” … then sit your ass down, Buzbee, and question witnesses.

It's all he's got.  

The facts are all against him.

#157

man, you can try and take the attorney out of personal injury attorney but your can't take the personal injury attorney out of the attorney.  what a fucking greasy scuzz.

#158

Calls out Phelan for being drunk on the House floor.  "Could barely hold the gavel"

Says this is why Paxton is being impeached. As payback for Paxton calling out the "drunken Speaker."

#160
1 minute ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Calls out Phelan for being drunk on the House floor.  "Could barely hold the gavel"

Says this is why Paxton is being impeached. As payback for Paxton calling out the "drunken Speaker."

which is hilarious given that buzbee was arrested for a dwi.

#161

Seems adamant that the Paxton's paid for the renovations. Just about the only thing he has directly claimed to be false.

Paxton's countertop are "just old ratty tile!"

#166

I'm sad that I'm not down there for this right now. This opening statement is pretty wild. 

#167
"With all due respect, Attorney General. The countertops are old. And ratty. And they didn't get a new oven!"
 

The poor Paxtons were pinching pennies.
#168
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Buzbee just threw Paxton's kitchen countertops under the bus!

Boom.

#169
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Buzbee just threw Paxton's kitchen countertops under the bus!

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#170

i'm outta order, you're outta order, this whole fucking kitchen cabinet is outta order! 

#172
2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"You're going to see the paystubs of Laura Olsen, Paxton's hook up, valued employee at Nate Paul's World Class Capitol"

Jurors would have also accepted Nick Paul's World Class Countertops.  

#173
2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

"You're going to see the paystubs of Laura Olsen, Paxton's hook up, valued employee at Nate Paul's World Class Capitol"

Olson previously worked as a political aide for Texas Senator Donna Campbell.

#178
Just now, South Austin said:

Jesus, how much are we going to hear about their fucking kitchen remodel?

A lot, apparently.  NO GRANITE COUNTERTOPS!!! YOU MUST AQUIT!

#183
Just now, South Austin said:

Dan Cogdell making awful jokes and crying about his sick wife. 

They workshopped that. It killed in the rehearsals.

#185

Why are two people doing opening statement for him? We already heard all this shit quit wasting my time

#186
3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Dip shit doesn't know how a microphone works?

Guy has been sitting in the room all morning and seems completely befuddled at how a microphone works.

#188

Buzbee should be suing his plastic surgeon for malpractice.  That should be his full time job right now.  I don't know what he's doing here.

#191

Lol. I was on a call for 10 minutes, come back, and I have no idea what the hell this guy is talking about. Evidently Dave Maxell is 6'6"?

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#195

"Kerfluffle!"

#199

How are either of these attorneys the least bit successful?

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