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48 minutes ago, South Austin said:

5280 Burger Bar on Far West has a burger called the Ring of Fire, which is topped with sauteed serranos and habaneros along with their Ring of Fire sauce. I'm not sure exactly what's in the sauce, but I think it's a puree of the same peppers.  Whatever it is, it's at the outer end of my heat limit.  Tasty, but any more heat and the heat sensation overpowers the food.  If you order that burger you get your second beer half off.

You should get a glass of milk half off.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

5280 Burger Bar on Far West has a burger called the Ring of Fire, which is topped with sauteed serranos and habaneros along with their Ring of Fire sauce. I'm not sure exactly what's in the sauce, but I think it's a puree of the same peppers.  Whatever it is, it's at the outer end of my heat limit.  Tasty, but any more heat and the heat sensation overpowers the food.  If you order that burger you get your second beer half off.

The Amarillo burger at Casino El Camino has diced serranoes and either the hotness of the peppers, or the amount the cooks put on the burger, varies wildly. Sometimes it's perfect. Sometimes it's borderline inedible. But fuck that's a good burger when they hit the heat sweet spot. 

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My procrastination likely saved me. They started to mold in the bag so I chucked them.

Back in the Shaggy days I might have done something stupid and had a story to share. Sucks getting old.

When my wife and I had just started dating, I went to visit her for the weekend and cooked breakfast for her and her roomates.  I like to throw jalapenos into my hashbrowns, so obviously I was handling the jalapenos.

Several hours later, we were having a little alone time, and the same hand that held the jalapeno ended up encountering some lady bits.  Within seconds my wife goes "what the fuck?  Did you wash your hands after cooking?"  I stare blankly, but by then it was too late.  She was running for the shower and literally hosed her crotch down with the detached shower head.

I'm not sure how I survived that moment, but I did.

4 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Several hours later, we were having a little alone time, and the same hand that held the jalapeno ended up encountering some lady bits.  Within seconds my wife goes "what the fuck?  Did you wash your hands after cooking?"  I stare blankly, but by then it was too late.  She was running for the shower and literally hosed her crotch down with the detached shower head.

Well...did she cum, or what?

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10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Well...did she cum, or what?

Those peppers created a sensation I've never been able to match.

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