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Poetic Justice: How Texas puts an end to the monster they created

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36 minutes ago, Nivek said:

If Charles Dickens can exaggerate the use of “literally” I can. I not suffer pseudo-educated grammar nazis.

Your writing is right up there with Dickens, so sure.

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Literally? Pretty sure those actions would land our guys in jail.

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5 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Sodomy alone is enough for the electric chair in Alabama

I hate to break it to you, dude, but for most of Alabama "Deliverance" wasn't a Hollywood movie, it was a documentary. 

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I know this is an older picture. Or photoshopped because she has all her teeth.
6 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

What the ever living fuck is wrong with you?

1. Find an heb that's open

2. Go to the freezer section and pickup some creamy creations

3. ???

4. Profit

Sodomy alone is enough for the electric chair in Alabama

I gave your mom some creamy creations last night. 

6 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

 

 

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54 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Your writing is right up there with Dickens, so sure.

I prefer to call him Captain Comma, but I, a mere Surly poster, of moderate reputation, can only dream of his excesses.

7 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Sodomy alone is enough for the electric chair in Alabama


Exclusion if it’s family. 
 

 

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

I prefer to call him Captain Comma, but I, a mere Surly poster, of moderate reputation, can only dream of his excesses.


Ok, Shatner. 

He used the same thing ctj typically uses in these situations.

The sad thing is, he literally had a better title built into the body of his speech...

23 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

This team fucks and will prove it on the field in primetime.

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