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CNN — 

Former Donald Trump trade adviser Peter Navarro has been convicted of contempt of Congress for not complying to a subpoena from the House select committee investigating the January 6, 2021, attack on the US Capitol.

Navarro is the second ex-aide to former President Donald Trump to be prosecuted for his lack of cooperation with the committee. Steve Bannon was convicted last year on two contempt counts. Bannon’s case is currently on appeal. 

 

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Stanley Woodward is a wizard, I tells ya!

Is he in jail? I've learned that even if you are convicted that still doesn't mean you go to jail for some reason.

9 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Is he in jail? I've learned that even if you are convicted that still doesn't mean you go to jail for some reason.

Of course not, he and Bannon will appeal for half a decade and then face the music of a maximum 1 year in prison and up to 100k fine. They of course won't get anywhere near the maximum 

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Here's his PC later.  Just perfect 

 

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This woman fucks

 

Those three are giving us the highest levels of performance art. They all work so well together. It’s really amazing to see such an ensemble perform together at such a high level of artistry.

Trump people Personal attorney Michael Cohen? Convict
Personal accountant Weisselberg? Convict
Campaign chair Manafort? Convict
National Security Advisor Flynn? Convict
Chief strategist Bannon? Convict
Political advisor Roger Stone? Convict
Trade advisor Peter Navarro? Convict

Trump himself? The twice impeached, four times indicted, rapist and pussy grabber is not a convict.  
Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
Trump himself? The twice impeached, four times indicted, rapist and pussy grabber is not a convict, yet.  

Edited (with hope).

24 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

This woman fucks

 

I think I'm in love.

43 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Is he in jail? I've learned that even if you are convicted that still doesn't mean you go to jail for some reason.

Broadly speaking, if you aren't detained pretrial, you won't be jailed pending sentencing. 

Pending appeal is a different matter. 

A story about a pathetic man's pathetic man's downfall?

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Alas.  If only poor Peter, new a rich billionaire who could help him out with those legal fees

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It blows my mind that someone as stupid as Peter Navarro has a PhD in Economics from Harvard.

Once you get in, it isn't hard to get out.

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Of course not, he and Bannon will appeal for half a decade and then face the music of a maximum 1 year in prison and up to 100k fine. They of course won't get anywhere near the maximum 

Bannon's appeal is set for oral argument October 12.  I'd expect a decision 60-90 days thereafter.  I very much doubt that the Supreme Court will grant cert.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Once you get in, it isn't hard to get out.

That's what she said?

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I’ve shared this before but Dr. Dickhead was my graduate school Macroeconomics professor. Most of his assigned readings were his own books that had very little to do with Macroeconomics. He was an insane narcissist and the entire class hated him. Nobody I went with school with is surprised his story is unfolding like this. Cool starry bra. 

29 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Did Ron Vara ever come in to sub?

Well done, that's a deep cut.  Sadly I've read several books, as required, with Ron Vara BS quotes.  

7 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Here's his PC later.  Just perfect 

 

It's a sedd day fer Merica nat cuz o th guilty verdicts but becuz Ay-ee can't hev an annist...

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Pimp ladies be giving real Maga a bad name, huh.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

Pimp ladies be giving real Maga a bad name, huh.

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MAGA ladies be pimpin’!!!   You cannot stop a MAGA bitch from pimpin’!!!

-Reggie

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This cocksucker has to report to prison by Tuesday, 3/19, at 2 PM Eastern time.

I say we all get together to take a shot of the booze of our choice, at that time. 


Who's with me?

All he had to do was show up and plead the fifth ?

I got $5 saying Navarro is the first one to cry in his cell on 3/19.

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1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

I got $5 saying Navarro is the first one to cry in his cell on 3/19.

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Maybe we will get a Hadley 2.0?  

37 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Are you 'convicted' you'll win?

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He was convinced in September of two counts of contempt of Congress for refusing to provide testimony and documents to the House Select Committee that investigated the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol.

Way to proofread ABC news.

Sheesh.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

and trump gives zero fucks about him ….

 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂

and trump gives zero fucks about him ….

 

First you do your duty, then they do your booty.  

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Are you 'convicted' you'll win?

Way to proofread ABC news.

Sheesh.

Sorry.

21 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

First you do your duty, then they do your booty.  

My own vows to my wife at our our wedding we quite similar, "First you do your duty, then I do your booty."  I've always been a romantic at heart, should have been a poet.  

On 3/15/2024 at 1:37 PM, tx 3 putt said:

All he had to do was show up and plead the fifth ?

Pretty much.  The moral of all these stories is unless you are actually POTUS, V POTUS, or a cabinet official (and even then), you gotta fucking show up and assert any applicable privileges in response to questions that invade those privileges.

Hopefully that single protester at his PCs is there everyday of his sentence with her whistle. 

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Every one of those Team Trump criminal fuckers....EVERY....LAST....ONE....deserves this experience:

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