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#202
1 minute ago, Skipper said:

That poor family across from yall LOL

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

#203
3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait, if Wulaw is on this trip, who’s working on my mortgage?

"I'm just gonna need you to sign right here with that sharpie in your ass sir."

#204
19 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

Glad y'all got there in time for food   🎉🎉

 

#205
26 minutes ago, Skipper said:

That poor family across from yall LOL

"Daddy, what is a dirty sanchez?"

"WHAT! Where did you hear that?"

"That man over there!"

#206
25 minutes ago, jwtexan said:

We’ve already ordered three bottles of saki.

If the sex tent's a rockin', don't come a knockin'.

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#207

Odds are 50/50 that this exchange happens with the table next to them

 

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#210
2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Over/under on # of saki bottles consumed before being ejected from restaurant: 2

Normally, I'd agree.

But on game weekend in Tuscaloosa, there's always somebody else just a little bit drunker.

I think our boys slip through in the chaos.

#211
4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Wait, if Wulaw is on this trip, who’s working on my mortgage?

your escrow money is currently being held by a casino book in shreveport - trust me - wulaw knows what he's doing

#214

i'm proud of you gentlemen for having a lame hibachi just for yourselves instead of dumping THREETHOUSANDFUCKINGDOLLARS on a bunch of pig people

after watching you fuckers today this is the clip that comes to mind........

 

#221

Chef did not fuck around with egg in hat, onion volcano, throwing shrimp in your mouth etc. He stuck to sky high flames and hand jobs.  The brief use of a drum may or may not have been offered. 

Edited by beer

#222
10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Waitress looks cute. You pipe?


tell the waitress I’m single, good home in hou for her 

#223

You made Hokkaido a reality.  You are not unlike the host team, for your Surly Gonzo pluck and grit has writ your names in burnt orange flame. I hope to hell you didn’t actually eat too much of that shit. You guys must unfurl an obscene banner at the beginning of GameDay in (checks time) eight hours and five minutes). On to Walmart for poster board, paint, and long pink dick shaped balloons!

#224

Outstanding Performance.  When I watch Gameday tomorrow, I’m going to feel like I’m kinda there.

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#226

Just checked available WiFi networks in the RV lot...

 

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#232

why are you in a prison van?  the game is still several hours away.  

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#235

What a young woman sees when the roofie wears ofd:

 

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

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#236
11 minutes ago, SDG said:

why are you in a prison van?  the game is still several hours away.  

 

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#240

To be fair, I tried to warn y'all about Missippi before you left Texas. That is a drive straight through as fast as possible state.

#242
22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So jelly. Hope I get to do the same one of these days.

Hope to see pics of a gas station buffet of fried chicken and greens.

name checks out

#243

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

#244
16 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

At least you're not wearing square toe boots this time

Wouldn't last five minutes on a pedal steel.

#245
4 minutes ago, SDG said:

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

Nah, it's fine as it is 

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#247
45 minutes ago, RPM said:

To be fair, I tried to warn y'all about Missippi before you left Texas. That is a drive straight through as fast as possible state.

Apparently it's also a type straight through, spell as fast as possible state. 

#248
11 hours ago, beer said:

I got a table for 6 at grill under the name Wells. She said we're good up to about 945. The window is wrong, they close at 10 but it's Bama and they expect people to show before closing. Bar chick is a hottie. 

On airport wifi, so must be why the picture isn't loading for me.

#249
47 minutes ago, HornsUpFan said:

My friends were asking if pole assassin we be there at the tailgate ?

She doesn’t perform for spares in an RV lot. She can’t cash your WIC points.

#250
27 minutes ago, SDG said:

The game is 9 hrs away and I just started beer 2.  Today is a marathon not a sprint so I should probably go clean the pool or some other random chore.  

The wife has won

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