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#307
25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Bama jails have no cell reception 

Was thinking the same.  Maybe to be safe we should call this guy for them:

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#308
32 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been an hour and not one pic of hot ass

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#314
37 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

future excursions will require a dedicated Media Officer in charge of the fucking pix

So far we’ve seen a few pics from Alabama Benihana.  These guys seem like they are as old as me!

#319
1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

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The inside of that bikini has seen some things.  Mainly three types of Hepatitis, 4 uncles, 7 Allman Brothers roadies, and the fist of Roscoe P. Coltrane.  

Y'all have fun out there and bring home a win.  I was all set to go yesterday with a ride and a ticket, but wife got some tough news from the doctor on Thursday morning (debbie downer noise cue).  She'll be fine soon, but it was something we weren't expecting to deal with for another 5+ years.  Happy to watch it at home with the family and comfort her (wife, not Lynda Carter's extra-chromosome cousin in this photo).  Raise extra hell, you get into trouble.  Tell 'em you know me, and it'll only get worse from there.  HOOK EM! 

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#325
15 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The lack of response can only mean one thing...

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that was knocked out the night before leaving Austin 

#328
2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

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Driver, "Hey, there's some more people who need a ride too!"

Imma, "Pick 'em Up!"

(cue 'Mocking Bird') 

#329

Sheldon and Jerry Garcia stole a patty wagon van to get supplies, got arrested and now the others are trying to bail them out? 

#330

welp, i for one am not going to let these fuckers off the hook when they finally decide to show up on their own fucking thread

they started this mess

buy the ticket, take the ride, bitches

#336

Imma: "Surlies.  Do you remember when I asked you, remember?  If we could go to any game this season, where would you like to go?"

 

#337
35 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

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  Always a good idea to drive the white windowless van onto campus.....because coeds aren't spooked by that.

#338
21 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

God, I hope the game isn’t as disappointing as this thread.  

it's pretty clear at this point that our intrepid mighty heroes are hoping for a miraculous horn win to bail them out from the online shellacking coming their way when they re-emerge with their tails tucked between their legs and no pics at all

#343

The Burning Man Ebola made it to Tuscaloosa and the military has set up quarantine fences and cut off 5G.  It’s the only explanation.  

#349
3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

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Stay above the mason Dixon line !

This road-trip is epic!!!

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#350
4 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Lulz.  These dudes are in some gump’s basement waiting for the gimp to be brought out.

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