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7 hours ago, justhookit said:

I can’t always remember people I met last week, plus I was likely drunk.

That's everyone's excuse for everything around here.  

 

 

 

 

And that's about right.

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22 hours ago, Hornlover said:

I missed the part where you cashed your winning tickets at the casino

 

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after this picture was taken I was told “boyyy put that money away you in Shreveport”

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Just now, LonghornSean said:

Is it too early to start planning for Ann Arbor??

Ann Arbor is already planned. RevelXP (who will shortly be a sponsor) is involved. 

We won't be doing an RV, but we will be road tripping perhaps in a tricked out coach or sprinter van charter. 

If you want tickets to that game let me know now. I'm a season ticket holder + RevelXP + our AD connections we should be able to get a substantial group buy. 

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Just now, immamac said:

We could do a caravan of RV's that would be next level.

 

 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

and so it shall be. 

2024 Convoy to the Big House - 10-15 RV's, 40-75 people, all inclusive NIL Donation, travel, lodging, tailgating, tickets, exclusive post game party with perhaps some NIL guests.

I think we can do it for ~1k/pp, and still give to Texas One Fund or a new position group? EDGE added to burnt ends?

43 minutes ago, immamac said:

Ann Arbor is already planned. RevelXP (who will shortly be a sponsor) is involved. 

We won't be doing an RV, but we will be road tripping perhaps in a tricked out coach or sprinter van charter. 

If you want tickets to that game let me know now. I'm a season ticket holder + RevelXP + our AD connections we should be able to get a substantial group buy. 

Ann Arbor is 30 minutes from the house.. It looks like I will probably have to make this one

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59 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Ann Arbor is 30 minutes from the house.. It looks like I will probably have to make this one

How big is your house?

 

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

We could do a caravan of RV's that would be next level.

 

Bama did that back in like ‘03.  They caravanned a shitload of RVs with a police escort the whole way.  They were cool though.  We partied with a lot of them. And then beat them.

on behalf of myself and everyone else bitching about pics on saturday, we owe the mighty heroes an apology

wulaw texted that the state of alabama's internet had vancouver-level performance

imma texted that every device in their possession was running on fumes due to the SHITTY generator situation

timetravel futurecast of the descent on ann arbor:

somebody can fark up looch as the alien......

 

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

How big is your house?

 

 

Is there a curb drain nearby?

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Saw @immamac in Galveston boarding a cruise cruise ship. Thought you were in Bama? 

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Fucking Boss move there.  "Say man, 7-day cruise?  Where's your luggage?"

imma, "Bags?  Where we're going, we don't need bags"  

/cuehuey

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12 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Ann Arbor is 30 minutes from the house.. It looks like I will probably have to make this one

 

11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

How big is your house?

 

 

Now is a good time to up your homeowner's insurance.  It'll look less suspicious when you claim a total loss in a year.

31 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Fucking Boss move there.  "Say man, 7-day cruise?  Where's your luggage?"

imma, "Bags?  Where we're going, we don't need bags"  

/cuehuey

Imma- "We will just buy what we need as we go and donate it when we get back". 

48 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Imma- "We will just buy what we need as we go and donate it when we get back". 

Very cosmopolitan. 

Immamac earlier that day before he set sail:

 

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22 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

How is this dog doing?

Can't remember if I've responded to this yet. But she's out of the kill shelter and at a vet getting spayed. She has a lot of patches of missing hair, but it's not mange so that's good. She's staying with the vet for a few days for monitoring, but she should be coming home to us this weekend.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

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class, poise and etiquette 

47 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Can't remember if I've responded to this yet. But she's out of the kill shelter and at a vet getting spayed. She has a lot of patches of missing hair, but it's not mange so that's good. She's staying with the vet for a few days for monitoring, but she should be coming home to us this weekend.

Yall are awesome for that.

47 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Can't remember if I've responded to this yet. But she's out of the kill shelter and at a vet getting spayed. She has a lot of patches of missing hair, but it's not mange so that's good. She's staying with the vet for a few days for monitoring, but she should be coming home to us this weekend.

Nice work. Some humans don't deserve dogs

I'd be happy to contribute to the Saban fund. What does she like/need? 

I believe that’s the super surly section up in the corner. IMG_1098.thumb.jpeg.bfeeaf34e43732920a41b8b500b162e3.jpeg

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3 hours ago, jTower said:

I believe that’s the super surly section up in the corner. IMG_1098.thumb.jpeg.bfeeaf34e43732920a41b8b500b162e3.jpeg

the black hole?

appropriate

22 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

That's everyone's excuse for everything around here.

Once you get to a certain level of consistency, excuses become reasons….

Can't remember if I've responded to this yet. But she's out of the kill shelter and at a vet getting spayed. She has a lot of patches of missing hair, but it's not mange so that's good. She's staying with the vet for a few days for monitoring, but she should be coming home to us this weekend.
A good name would be "Dixie" after that road win.

You can call her project (f slur) as a nickname. 

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26 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I second, "Dixie". Great name for a pup.

Like Dixie too. Thought maybe “Smokey” (for the cannon and her coloring) or “Harley” (name of person who introduced the Horns sign) or “Brisket” for BurntEndz. But Dixie is a fine name. I can’t wait to hear about her adventure with her forever home! 

On 9/10/2023 at 8:42 PM, RGBIII said:

Current state of the RV

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so... I guess that's your hyperspace button to make sure there's tongue involved when the lips touch?, ...NTTAWWT.

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

the black hole?

appropriate

That’s called a gap. 

14 minutes ago, jTower said:

That’s called a gap. 

Still appropriate

8 hours ago, jTower said:

I believe that’s the super surly section up in the corner. IMG_1098.thumb.jpeg.bfeeaf34e43732920a41b8b500b162e3.jpeg

 

 

Right about there I thinkIMG_1098.thumb.jpeg.bfeeaf34e43732920a41b8b500b162e3~2.jpeg

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13 hours ago, Modessit said:

There's always one at every big game we play that doesn't involve them. a2a24f4f0feb2b12a81adaeb16bd40f0.jpg

A big-breasted redhead?  

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This is the shit I wanted to get in vast quantities but they only had the "good stuff"

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On 9/12/2023 at 11:31 AM, RPM said:

class, poise and etiquette 

Is that the chain Quinn put on after the game??

Missing the game since the Colorado kicked the FG to make it 28-20. Sometimes I hate my job

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