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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

She doesn’t perform for spares in an RV lot. She can’t cash your WIC points.

Not since Banks moved them to Texas, anyway. 

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8 hours ago, beer said:

Just checked available WiFi networks in the RV lot...

 

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Tonight may be the beginning of a beautiful rivalry. 

After we beat their ass and avenge the prior two meetings, of course. 

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Hopefully you represent us as well as a drunk man at 9am can.  
 

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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Awesome sky  🤘

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Apparently it's also a type straight through, spell as fast as possible state. 

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How do we find the tacos in all this mess? 

All their bravado about putting Texas visitors in the upper deck yet most of the stadium is available to buy on game day. Light blue is for sale. Row 15 in FF is $300, Ivory Club with free f&b is $1100.

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Have fun, but not too much fun ya know?

I'll check out the Tuscaloosa Booking Thread later to see how things went today.

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21 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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Onto the plain of tailgetery strode the six hundred, or The Four as it were.

May the ghosts of Bryant, Denny, Wade, Thomas, Bible, Royal and all them guys smile down upon you on this glorious day. Beauty is truth and truth beauty. Everything else is bullshit. Hook Em and Roll Tide. This is now officially real. Bravo to you for the journey. May you all survive and remember the best parts of it. 

16 minutes ago, Chopper said:

All their bravado about putting Texas visitors in the upper deck yet most of the stadium is available to buy on game day. Light blue is for sale. Row 15 in FF is $300, Ivory Club with free f&b is $1100.

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Someone that needs a single ticket needs to jump on that FF seat, that’s a great deal but you will definitely be surrounded by Bama fans.  

46 minutes ago, Chopper said:

All their bravado about putting Texas visitors in the upper deck yet most of the stadium is available to buy on game day. Light blue is for 

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Delete for idoit

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Apparently it's also a type straight through, spell as fast as possible state. 

Tell me you didn't listen to the audio without telling me you didn't listen to the audio.

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Tell me you didn't listen to the audio without telling me you didn't listen to the audio.

No I haven't got a chance yet to listen to the latest 14 mins of drunken rambling. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

No I haven't got a chance yet to listen to the latest 14 mins of drunken rambling. 

14mins drunken ramblin' sounds like your "jam"

When you do, you'll understand. Fuck Bama, Texas Fight!

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

14mins drunken ramblin' sounds like your "jam"

Of course it is. I've been keeping up with the saga. 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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Looks like they have y'all quarantined until the test results come back

 

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1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

Where all the sorority girls?

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Tonight may be the beginning of a beautiful rivalry. 

After we beat their ass and avenge the prior two meetings, of course. 

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okay fagets, start posting the fucking pics of bammer talent

you have a quota this afternoon

HOT ASS every 15 minutes

so let it be written

18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

okay fagets, start posting the fucking pics of bammer talent

you have a quota this afternoon

HOT ASS every 15 minutes

so let it be written

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Tonight may be the beginning of a beautiful rivalry. 

After we beat their ass and avenge the prior two meetings, of course. 

Fuck that let’s give them the Nebraska treatment and make them beg for the ACC.

44 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

okay fagets, start posting the fucking pics of bammer talent

you have a quota this afternoon

HOT ASS every 15 minutes

so let it be written

 

3 updates behind, and counting

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Signs of life. Locked and loaded. Headed for breakfast taco ingredients and unloading. We will see y’all at the tailgate soon. Tacos starting at 9AM.IMG_1916.thumb.jpeg.77ab925792be7607364b80fa23be0f53.jpeg

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Are we left to assume y'all are passed out in the RV?

1 minute ago, Tx74 said:

Are we left to assume y'all are passed out in the RV?


nude man pile 

5 minutes ago, Tx74 said:

Are we left to assume y'all are passed out in the RV?

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6 hours ago, immamac said:

Signs of life. Locked and loaded. Headed for breakfast taco ingredients and unloading. We will see y’all at the tailgate soon. Tacos starting at 9AM. IMG_1917.thumb.jpeg.0e5d787ef523e2bd24fabdcbdc096e96.jpegIMG_1918.thumb.jpeg.12c4e15c5261e7fd813d2156364a1f84.jpegIMG_1916.thumb.jpeg.77ab925792be7607364b80fa23be0f53.jpeg

Pee Wee Herman?

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


nude man pile 

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

okay fagets, start posting the fucking pics of bammer talent

you have a quota this afternoon

HOT ASS every 15 minutes

so let it be written

So let it be done!!

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been an hour and not one pic of hot ass


Bama jails have no cell reception 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been an hour and not one pic of hot ass

A lot of this board is roughly double the age that we were when these boards started. Seems like if we have to pick the time/energy for football vs women, football is easier. 

and that's fair, except if they are watching football right now, THERE IS INCREDIBLE BAMMER ASS nearby and they are being lazy fucks for not posting it

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

okay fagets, start posting the fucking pics of bammer talent

you have a quota this afternoon

HOT ASS every 15 minutes

so let it be written

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6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's been an hour and not one pic of hot ass

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Lets tailgate as far away from pussy as possible guys!
11 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

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My south is rising? 

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