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do not blaspheme up in here

admrail: everyone is roasting you guys for no pics

wulaw: smiley face tears emoji

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Eskimo hut should be awarded this site, too, for this thread alone. Fucking onion volcano is the highlight?   Geezus fuck. Like playing cards with my brothers kids. 

“everyone follow our really fun and wild road trip tailgate weekend”

 

Then doesn’t post anything

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Was fucking Wheeler somehow involved in these travel logistics?  

Tailgate was/is dominant. Whoever the blonde associated with Gunnnar Helm is (sister? Girlfriend?) is serious smoke….

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Tailgate was/is dominant. Whoever the blonde associated with Gunnnar Helm is (sister? Girlfriend?) is serious smoke….

Fucking rules man!  

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Tailgate was/is dominant. Whoever the blonde associated with Gunnnar Helm is (sister? Girlfriend?) is serious smoke….

Pics or it didn't happen. I guess i should expect aggy results in a thread started by an aggy. 

6 minutes ago, pops said:

Pics or it didn't happen. I guess i should expect aggy results in a thread started by an aggy. 

Paging Burt to the white courtesy phone

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Any of y’all still at the tailgate need to head to the stadium; line to get though security on the north end of the stadium (ie all of the NN sections) is becoming a total clusterfuck…

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Any of y’all still at the tailgate need to head to the stadium; line to get though security on the north end of the stadium (ie all of the NN sections) is becoming a total clusterfuck…

So no coed tites???

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Found a shot of Immamac and the RV.

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Found a shot of Immamac and the RV.

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Wrong. There are chicks in your pic

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4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Are they traveling in a Department of Corrections van?

I mean at some point they were destined to end up in one anyway.

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This thread is like "we couldn't get any pics but the tailgate was super sick trust me bro - all of the girls were hot and they were so on our dicks bro"

15 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Are they traveling in a Department of Corrections van?


they transferred some prisoners for some extra coin 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This thread is like "we couldn't get any pics but the tailgate was super sick trust me bro - all of the girls were hot and they were so on our dicks bro"


but all the hot chicks were from Canada, going home tomorrow. Can’t come back to the us for awhile 

Alright boys, declare prima nocta on the bama coeds and burn Tuscaloosa to the ground tonight.

 

We're expecting pictures and we're all counting on you.

32 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I expect the return trip to be rough. Can't wait for the pics 

That RV is gonna be burned to the ground in a few hours so no need to worry about driving it for the return trip at least 

Yall just need to plan on staying another night to recover tomorrow!  That is if you did it right today.   What a trip.  

Where are all the pics of the ass you guys are pulling?

@RGBIII @immamac after that game, we need an update with a lot of redneck titties or a drunk ass podcast from Walmart where a bunch of Bama fans are crying in their Bud Lights while saying they are boycotting Bud Lignt!

Seriously though, have fun and be safe.  I was at the game in Columbus in 2005 and it was a little tricky to get out of that shithole without having to fight my way out.

@Wulaw Horn watch out for the 3ft tall no teeth flat headed chicks that want a 4.5% 30 year fixed on a double wide.  They are trying to take advantage of you in a drunken state of mind.

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So glad I went to this. Best day in a long time 

16 minutes ago, fellside said:

So glad I went to this. Best day in a long time 

Fuck yeah. Good for you. I wish I was there. 

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Alabama has negative internet even on a good day

Thread reminds me of Jake Smith…so much potential, so little production.  Great win for the horns none the less.  Be safe boys, god speed.

Absolute rat fuck level 1.5G network speeds rivaling those if the late 90's. I couldn't even see this site after about 10am. Here is the B52 flyover as a tease

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Very early in the day

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3 minutes ago, beer said:

Very early in the day

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We wanted female titties.

3 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

We wanted female titties.

User name checks out

Just now, beer said:

User name checks out

Damn right.  So where is any evidence that you guys actually left the RV?

46 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

We wanted female titties.

You’ll get a sausage fest and like it. 

36 minutes ago, Skipper said:

LOL.  That's what we've been waiting for?  

Face it - these guys are getting old like the rest of us and they just traveled to a football game.  Fuck Bama BTW.

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