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Park at the Point Perhaps, but Private Parts Probably Procured and Peddled

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https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/privacynotincluded/articles/its-official-cars-are-the-worst-product-category-we-have-ever-reviewed-for-privacy/

Nissan earned its second-to-last spot for collecting some of the creepiest categories of data we have ever seen. It’s worth reading the review in full, but you should know it includes your “sexual activity.” Not to be out done, Kia also mentions they can collect information about your “sex life” in their privacy policy. Oh, and six car companies say they can collect your “genetic information” or “genetic characteristics.” Yes, reading car privacy policies is a scary endeavor.

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Fuck new cars.

My Nissan is appalled at my lack of sexual activity.

I love how posters on this site attempt to write a headline worthy of the The Sun  or perhaps The Daily Bugle.

For 50 years The Sun's iconic front pages have dazzled millions of readers

 

The last car I had sex in barely had 4 tires and a steering wheel.  

2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

I love how posters on this site attempt to write a headline worthy of the The Sun  or perhaps The Daily Bugle.

For 50 years The Sun's iconic front pages have dazzled millions of readers

 

What's wrong with bingo and some free ice cream?  

The last car I had sex in barely had 4 tires and a steering wheel.  

Man…talk about awkward…
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27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Man…talk about awkward…
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But I know your mom enjoyed it.

But I know your mom enjoyed it.

She might have, had you not had…performance problems…

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5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But I know your mom enjoyed it.

Let’s just say the Little Tike label checked out.  

"and then she said she wanted to be rear-ended..."

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My ‘68 Toyota Corona required extremely limber participants.  Being a short high hurdler dating a diver on the swim team was, in retrospect, the only possible way the vehicle could be a love nest.

My ‘65 Ford Falcon, however, easily allowed a wide variety of body types and slump buster’s to participate

9 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

My '97 Chevy lumina has some stories to tell. 

Before or after you bought it?

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