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Jack Trice Stadium. Iowa -3.5.

 

Why do you watch? You watch for punts. You watch for fumbles. You watch for senseless penalties. You watch for unforced mental lapses. You watch for football to hit new depths of shit. You watch for hate. You watch for b-roll footage of farm equipment.

 

Go Clones.

Doesn't ISU also have Farmageddon and Riot Bowl?

That's lot of named football games . . .

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Doesn't ISU also have Farmageddon and Riot Bowl?
That's lot of named football games . . .

Yup. Farmageddon is the only cheeky name that real media acknowledges.

Its also frequently as ridiculous on the field as El Assico too.
2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

Jack Trice Stadium. Iowa -3.5.

 

Why do you watch? You watch for punts. You watch for fumbles. You watch for senseless penalties. You watch for unforced mental lapses. You watch for football to hit new depths of shit. You watch for hate. You watch for b-roll footage of farm equipment.

 

Go Clones.

What about the point shaving?

 

Go Clones

I've been to two Iowa State-Texas games at Iowa State.  Great people - friendly bunch.  Although Ames isn't much to write home about, ISU has a very nice campus. Iowa has a nice campus too, and both are far better than UT.

This game is an abomination though and you'd have to pay me to watch it.  

Edited by bschoolprof


This game is an abomination and that’s why it’s must see TV

FIFY

Iowa -3.5 seems low but I guess you have to account for the possibility of a 2-0 or 3-0 win.

Whatever the line is, I am betting the mortgage on the over. These offenses are too dynamic.

3 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

That article is greatness!

I see now!

This game is like being in a whorehouse and not being able to get an erection.

There's beauty all around you but you cannot participate in any of the fun!

Sounds like bedlam, but only on our side. I call it El Shitty.

I’ve got the over

Please score some fucking points

Lulz, let the ass begin!

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

I’ve got the over

Please score some fucking points

What's the point amount of over ??

Blocked FG sucked

 

Edited by LTtxfan
Fuckin' Autocorrect

I got Iowa st 9 on 3 field goals to Iowa 5 with one field goal and a super impressive safety. For a barn burner classic from the corn fields of iowa.

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Allison Williams...   Lookin' good

 

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17 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I got Iowa st 9 on 3 field goals to Iowa 5 with one field goal and a super impressive safety. For a barn burner classic from the corn fields of iowa.

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The Iowa safety would be Isu snapping the ball out of their own end zone on purpose with 10 seconds left to get a free kick rather than risk a punt block. 

get it together clones

Stupid Fox Sports and their score display with the team logos tilted almost 45°. Like this is a soda can logo marketed towards the alternative culture demographic back in the 90's. Im so fucking tired of this shit from Fox Sports. This isn't the first time.

I can’t think of one exciting player to come out of both Iowa schools combined in the last 20 years besides George kittle and Ricky Davis

10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I can’t think of one exciting player to come out of both Iowa schools combined in the last 20 years besides George kittle and Ricky Davis

Do you even Seneca Wallace bro?

10 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I can’t think of one exciting player to come out of both Iowa schools combined in the last 20 years besides George kittle and Ricky Davis

I’ll throw Hockenson out there. TEs are about as exciting as it gets for Iowa. 

It sure was nice of Brock Huard to buy the other guy a birthday cake and present it to him on the air. Its almost as if they knew there wouldn't be a lot of highlights to go over and needed something to fill the time between commercials.

7 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

I've been to two Iowa State-Texas games at Iowa State.  Great people - friendly bunch.  Although Ames isn't much to write home about, ISU has a very nice campus. Iowa has a nice campus too, and both are far better than UT.

This game is an abomination though and you'd have to pay me to watch it.  

I submit that the French maid in Clue is the sexist woman ever in a mainstream movie. 

4 minutes ago, Tomatillo said:

I submit that the French maid in Clue is the sexist woman ever in a mainstream movie. 

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This state sucks....sorry Al 

When it comes to football and politics I can’t argue.

Iowa State has hung around and pecked says and it’s a ballgame with 2 min left. 

Just stopped Iowa on a 3rd and 1 to get the ball back down 20-13. 
 

Maybe Iowa won’t score more than 24 after all … 

Stuffed on 4th and 1...fitting assico end

Big 12 continues to suck

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