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"It's that leg ..."

 

ALLY, WTF ARE YOU WATCHING?!?!?!  He was wrapped up for the better part of that whole sequence!!!  And you're talking about the leg!?!?!?!

Just now, WBT said:

Why the fuck does Fox keep putting up this "If results hold..." box?  Is there anyone that doesn't understand that the team winning 2-0 would advance?

you do understand that they are telling americans how the game works..... 60% of whom have no fucking idea about it

I posted yesterday that I would rather have Christian Pulisic over Raheem Sterling and someone who I can only surmise hadn't watched a single England match in this World Cup then posted their team stats from this past season.

I present this England vs Sweden match as my only proof that Christian Pulisic would be so superior to Raheem Sterling that it is not worth wasting another post discussing it.

Raheem Sterling is an extremely fast shitty player.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Russia's top 10% are gorgeous, but they don't have the depth.  There are a lot of butt ass ugly Russian women, whereas 80+% of Swedish and Brazilian women are hot.  Also, Putin can fuck right off.

This man understands the Slavs. 

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Just now, The Maestro said:

Sweeden never had an offensive plan B

WAIT. THEY HAD A PLAN A?!?!?!

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Raheem Sterling is an extremely fast shitty player.

Yep.  He's a soccer Shawn Bradley.  There's only one reason he gets to play at this level.

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1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

WAIT. THEY HAD A PLAN A?!?!?!

You mean, bomb it long near the top of the box and hope a tall Viking can head it in from there isn’t a plan??

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Just now, LonghornSean said:

LOL Ian Wright “I’m sorry that so many beautiful women are sad right now”

Ian still turned on by hugging Kelly earlier.

Just now, ScottishHorn said:

England has a legit shot at this.  

Of course they have a shot but it gets harder from here

And now the pressure will start to build on the English team, the sense of expectation from back home is going to be enormous, I wish I could be in a pub over the for the Semi


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Sweden has scored more than one goal only once in their last 15 or so matches. 

Just now, Spartan52 said:

I wish I could be in a pub over there for the Semi

Does just thinking about it give you a Semi?

11 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So when does Putin unleash his Ultras? 

When they lose.

England looked good for sure today.  Deserved the win and it was really never in doubt.  Next round will be interesting against either a really strong Croatia or Putin and his bastards.  Russia is rubbish but it's soccer, not exactly the most ethical sport.

4 minutes ago, ScottishHorn said:

England has a legit shot at this.  

Legit shot to make the finals, but that will be it. 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Legit shot to make the finals, but that will be it. 

Come on, that's stupid.  Anything can happen in one game, if they get there

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17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Russia's top 10% are gorgeous, but they don't have the depth.  There are a lot of butt ass ugly Russian women, whereas 80+% of Swedish and Brazilian women are hot.  Also, Putin can fuck right off.

You got me. "80% of Brazilian Women are hot"...
 

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Wait! I see one...

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My guess is that you haven't traveled much in the three countries mentioned.

 

15 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

LOL Ian Wright “I’m sorry that so many beautiful women are sad right now”

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Sweden had chances. Pickford made saves. England was just better today. 

Sterling might cost England later 

 

How long has Pickford been speaking English?

He sounds like me after a few years in Argentina trying to speak Spanish.

we. expect pictures as the night degenerates. 


Done. There is an Indian wedding and some sort of Spanish model convention at our hotel. (The Dorchester) Creepers gonna creep
49 minutes ago, WBT said:

Come on, that's stupid.  Anything can happen in one game, if they get there

Well then I guess Russia has a legit shot to win it as well?  Not stupid... realistic.

The two best teams left in the competition are on the other side.  They are head and shoulders above the rest except for Croatia.

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sir, please don't forget slutty drunk English chicks. 

Not at the expense of Spanish models.  No.  Damn.  Way.

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