Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 5.9k
  • Views 332.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

#4

The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid

image.png.676ea1f201345351b8e49d5b9a2e77a5.png

#13

I'm trying to help our chances of an upset (outright, not just beating the spread) by predicting Bama 23-17. Pleeeeeeeease prove me wrong. 

#18

Got my 7 day free trial of Fubo all set up and ready to go. Who needs Spectrum anyway

#22

Fuck Saban. Fuck Marcel Derius. Fuck Dallas Turner. Fuck that whole shitty state. Let your fuckin nuts hang tonight bitch. 

  • Popular Post
#23

.@NicoleWilfong is a #HookemHottie. #Hookem #BeatAlabama

IMG_7500.jpeg

#24

Aside from the covid year where we only played UTEP non-conference, Texas hasn't swept their non-conference regular season slate since 2012. Winning today would put us in VERY good position to sweep non-conference for the first time in over a decade.

#26
8 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

.@NicoleWilfong is a #HookemHottie. #Hookem #BeatAlabama

IMG_7500.jpeg

I think I can see her nipples.

Super Troopers Reaction GIF by Searchlight Pictures

#29
17 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

.@NicoleWilfong is a #HookemHottie. #Hookem #BeatAlabama

IMG_7500.jpeg

Kowtow?  Oh, like you literally mean a cow-toe?  got it. 

Smoking hot.  Like Isla Fischer, only a UT fan, and much, much dirtier. 

#34

Once again opportunity knocks Longhorns……to seize everything you ever wanted….in one moment….will you capture it?……or just let it slip?……..mom’s spaghetti or f’kin ready?!!!

Edited by Steelers Roll Left

#37
1 hour ago, SDG said:

I took the ML because why the fuck not.  

Yep…

IMG_1002.thumb.jpeg.09d01d2075a3ad4955f28dfddef245a7.jpeg

#39
47 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

14d0f6fd586b1ca08f3b8e82eb3f9da4.jpg

I know the centerpiece is the hot blondes but I'll tell you what. Give me the less hot but still cute girl who can haul up 4 beers every single time. 

#49
2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

@immamac did I hallucinate or did you say you were putting up a stream of the game?

Only in Burnt Ends

#50

Hope springs eternal.  Ewers is going to play like Tom Brady today, our defense is going to be the 2000 Ravens, and we're going to crush these fucks.  Let's go!

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.