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Just now, deadshank said:

Me too.  Let you know when we’re done. 

Best you guys to it.  Got my rocks off pregame.

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The key in the 4th quarter was Sark realizing the run game is a work in progress and it was time for our studs at WR/TE to take over the game. 

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Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

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FUCCCCKKKKK YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I just slapped my right arm veins and I've never even taken a non-Nurse needle in my life

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aggy-L

Astros-w

And our Horns-W

My weekend is complete. 

Is it too late to drive from Austin to Tuscaloosa to party, talk some shit to Bama fans and get in a few fights?

Baxter limping off on LHN?

In the past year, we've beat OU 49-0 and beat Bama at home. Those are some fucking skins on the wall. Win a damn conference championship.

That was fun. Without reading this thread I bet a bunch of you pessimistic ass pussies conceited the game when we went down 16-13. Hell of a game and I wouldn’t even say that was our best effort. 

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Before the game started the entire media called Jalen Milroe a clone of Lamar Jackson. He looks more like Tito Jackson. Big time win!!!

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Is it too late to drive from Austin to Tuscaloosa to party, talk some shit to Bama fans and get in a few fights?

I'll help with the gas if you pick me up

Billy Liuxxi as crying as he jizzes in his own mouth. 

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’m going to have sex with your wife, too!

Dude I'm not even mad

I am so confused.  What is this feeling?

My wife is getting the best 10 seconds of her life tonight
You inviting a buddy over?
1 minute ago, SarkAfterDark said:

That was fun. Without reading this thread I bet a bunch of you pessimistic ass pussies conceited the game when we went down 16-13. Hell of a game and I wouldn’t even say that was our best effort. 

Nailed it. 

I damn near called the score in the prediction thread tho.

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Big props to both lines.

Zero sacks allowed and only 2 TFL by our O-Line. No turnovers by us (lucky we recovered those 2).

5 sacks and 9 TFL by our D-Line. 2 picks. Seemed like more.

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

Before the game started the entire media called Jalen Milroe a clone of Lamar Jackson. He looks more like Tito Jackson. Big time win!!!

I kept saying he was like an Adrian Martinez. Martinez can actually read defenses a bit though.

I wanted to wait until the game was over, so I wouldn't jinx it.

We didn't fold in the second half, and got better as the game went on. 

I did the cheering, but it's a calm feeling of relief, also. We played like Longhorns tonight, and kicked Bama's ass AT BAMA. 

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Feel free to trash this arrogant fuck
No point engaging someone who actually types out finna, they're an ignorant fuck
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Baxter hurt

everybody hurts

sometimes

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The Surly sex tent will be rocking tonight. 

undefeated in tuscaloosa at night

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I am so confused.  What is this feeling?

If your boner lasts more than 4 hours...

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

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2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

aggy-L

Astros-w

And our Horns-W

My weekend is complete. 

Don't forget Nebraska getting their shit pushed in as a nice appetizer to today's meal. It was a good day.

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Four o 'clock in the morning here in the UK. Sitting in my non-air conditioned British house, after drinking since sometime around yesterday afternoon. God  DAMNIT was that worth it!

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Good game guys.  A no doubter, the better team won, best of luck the rest of the way.  

Fuck bama. Have fun riding your bikes back to your double wides and ducking your cousins in anger. 

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