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Boom, here I am.  Yes, was very tense at the onset, but we held fast and powered thru the rest of the game.  What I liked the most was how we methodically marched down the field numerous times.  Pushing these Bama fucks around at will.  Can't wait for us to hang 50 on the sooners.

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45 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

That's another sign of a very talented and well-coached team.  You play one of the best programs in the country, have a great day... but by no means perfect day, take some licks, bounce back and still kick their ass.  I may have started to pucker just a wee bit when Bama went down for their only TD and 2-pt conversion, but the answer released the tension and that was that.

The biggest deal to me was how few mistakes we made. I kept thinking it, kept my mouth shut 'cuz I didn't wanna jinx it... but wow, we played a really clean game.

24 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

The ball actually hit Quinn in the chest and rolled out. That was an oh shit reaction with hands to the chest. Football Gods repaying us for our 13 years of deliverance.

 

23 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No way that was called. It would have been asking for a defensive return TD. We got lucky for once. Ewers grabbed his wrist because he's right-handed and was planning to be grabbing the ball. 

Just before that, I was thinking that we were playing a much better game than Bama, but breaks hadn't been going our way. Like, literally just before that play.

That was the sign to me that the breaks would even out.

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Money Swag GIF
 

Sark tomorrow morning. 

28 minutes ago, TOR said:

Did Sark completely sandbag all of college football with the lackluster, infuriating Rice game in week 1?  Because the horns team that played tonight hangs 70 on the Owls and probably keeps them under 100 yards TO.   

Yes

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The biggest deal to me was how few mistakes we made. I kept thinking it, kept my mouth shut 'cuz I didn't wanna jinx it... but wow, we played a really clean game.

I was the same way in the first half, we had two penalties one delay of game on purpose to give us more room to punt, and one hold on the punt that didn't really matter no sloppy penalties

 

Maybe for the first time in fucking forever, yes - we did save something special for the next week. 


Where you find that?

If I said “my neighborhood liquor store in Beaumont held it for me” would you believe me?
1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

 

 

sexy as fuck, ain't gonna lie

I was thinking maybe the snap was supposed to go through the QB’s legs and was botched. Who knows?

It looks like Sanders expects the ball. Look at his hands.
2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Aww poor baby Dallas Turner is frustrated. Fuck him. 

 

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41 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Any idea that maybe that was the play the whole time?  Push the snap past Quinn, cause mass confusion, let the RB pick it up, get the first down, profit.

I actually questioned whether the play was supposed to be snapped to Sanders. He walked right up behind Ewers and even put his hands down between Ewers legs like he was receiving a snap. 

3 minutes ago, Had Enough said:


It looks like Sanders expects the ball. Look at his hands.

He immediately grabs Ewers to push him. Put the crack pipe down. 

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10 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Money Swag GIF
 

Sark tomorrow morning. 

 

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Need pics on the confused Bama bro. Classic.

39 minutes ago, Skipper said:

In case nobody reading the other threads on the board, our leaders (that proceeded to never post shit from the tailgate) said they wanted $50K in the Texas One Fund tonight after we win.  Who else is doing their part.  Load it the fuck up.  These kids, and our future 5 stars, deserve it.

quoted for truth

i got a nickel...

Did Sark completely sandbag all of college football with the lackluster, infuriating Rice game in week 1?  Because the horns team that played tonight hangs 70 on the Owls and probably keeps them under 100 yards TO.   
Teams that know bigger and better things are to come have a hard time getting motivated against cupcakes.

IE: both bloU and aggy absolutely mauling their opponent in week one while some of the better teams came out a bit flat but still won decisively.
33 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Jesus fuck there is no way we called for the QB under center to intentionally let the snap run up to his chest and then bounce off. I hope y'all are drunk as shit. 

working on it, gimme time, and another bottle

Need pics on the confused Bama bro. Classic.

This. I called it when it happened. We need that gif.
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2 minutes ago, deft said:


This. I called it when it happened. We need that gif.

More specific?  There are a few bama fan shots.  Some great surrender cobras.

 

man im watching the inside texas livecast (not live) and bobby burton is so fucking happy it feels like he's drunk.  super happy for everyone, but him in particular.  dude is fired the fuck up. 

He immediately grabs Ewers to push him. Put the crack pipe down. 

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Think again.

I don’t know what the hell we are trying to do but Sanders is not in the best position to push Ewers. Maybe he’s going to throw him over the pile.
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More specific?  There are a few bama fan shots.  Some great surrender cobras.
 

That’s the one!

again, the snap hit ewers in the chest.  nothing intentional about that.

32 minutes ago, orangebird said:

No worries, I'm not offended.  I got this stuff at a 7-11 in Osaka.  I know it is cheap shit.  Purely a sentimental memento of our trip there.  It's probably more the fact that I had to ride on a goddamn airplane for 14 hours to bring it back from there, so it means a teeny bit more.

Soju goes down easy, but it will sneak up and put grown ass men on their ass if they don't respect it.

 

If I can't have whiskey, my next go-to is Soju.

46 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Bout fucking time!

Hell yeah

We got some guys with some dawg in em finally. 

But can we talk about the discipline! Playing games with these fuckers at the end with that offsides so nice! 

Also we won with class, no fuck you celebrations (other than maybe Anthill on that sack) and mostly just good vibes. No fucking fighting with guys or dumb penalties, just a good ass whooping and celebrations with the team.  Amazing

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I'm not sold on how good Bama will be this year but the improvement between how we played against Rice in Week 1 and then Bama 7 days later is phenomenal.   

Improve on it some more against Wyoming next week.  

Wyoming, like rice, already has a big 12 win under its belt this season. 

But did Bama even want to be there tonight? 
hahahahah 
 
 

Just like Georgia, they had no interest In this game
The fear is will they play down to Wyoming and the rest of the Big 12 like they did last year.

The big 12 refs will help see to that
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didn't realize Sark's kid was a walk-on

 

What is this bullshit? Why can’t I give out any more pos rep? Everyone on here deserves some positivity. Just know I love you all all tonight. Even those that I have on ignore. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Milroe will improve. He has the arm talent and runs like a mf.

And if he doesn’t, well, who fucking cares.

He's going to look like amazing against aggy's defense.

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7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


So much that you cooked something?

Pot of beans. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

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42 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Our last two drives chewed up 10 minutes of the 4th quarter

This was my personal favorite:

 

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What is this bullshit? Why can’t I give out any more pos rep? Everyone on here deserves some positivity. Just know I love you all all tonight. Even those that I have on ignore. 
 
 
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I just posrepd you. Try and stop me immamac. If it weren’t for the laws of man and physics, I’d be unstoppable.

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