September 10, 20232 yr 44 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Our last two drives chewed up 10 minutes of the 4th quarter
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post How bout that Longhorn Band? Put us up top we dgaf. Deep in The Heart of Texas late in the game when it was important. College football. We were loud all game and showed those SEC fucks that Texas is here and Texas is fucking loud
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: Pot of beans. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
September 10, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, dec3169 said: This was my personal favorite: My immediate thought was... "He's doin' the Matt Nordgren Move!" although that was a dribble. Not a pass to himself.
September 10, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, cmontexas said: How bout that Longhorn Band? Put us up top we dgaf. Deep in The Heart of Texas late in the game when it was important. College football. We were loud all game and showed those SEC fucks that Texas is here and Texas is fucking loud band never gets enough credit Granted, the fact that they keep sending me shit about participating in the "alumni band" as a clarinet player when I never fucking played clarinet might have something to do with that
September 10, 20232 yr 27 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said: Soju goes down easy, but it will sneak up and put grown ass men on their ass if they don't respect it. If I can't have whiskey, my next go-to is Soju. Allll of this. 13-20% never went down so smooth and felt so bad in the morning.
September 10, 20232 yr Just now, Steel Shank said: You a Yankee or something? Can’t believe you don’t recognize Jade’s chili when you see it.
September 10, 20232 yr Man, I wish Bijan could have been there for the win, but dude has to go and tear Carolina's defense a new asshole tomorrow.
September 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, CoachTex said: Hey fucker! There is only one Coach Redbull! That is Will Muschamp! Or Dana Holgerson. So 2 Coach Redbulls. Fuck what were we talking about? And don't forget coach Pit Bull, You can bring yo' girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room. We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn.
September 10, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Rimbo said: My immediate thought was... "He's doin' the Matt Nordgren Move!" although that was a dribble. Not a pass to himself. He did have a no look bounce pass to brooks though
September 10, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said: For those of you who cant sleep... Thanks a bunch wsshole.
September 10, 20232 yr Soju goes down easy, but it will sneak up and put grown ass men on their ass if they don't respect it. If I can't have whiskey, my next go-to is Soju.Had it in Korea and concur on that. It's liquor that has a delayed punch...and it ain't pretty lol
September 10, 20232 yr Y'all, take the time to watch the McAfee Show version of the broadcast if you can. Once McConaughey gets on for X's TD, it is fuckin' lit.
September 10, 20232 yr Alabama had the lead in this game for exactly 69 seconds. They scored to take a 16-13 lead with 0:14 remaining in the 3rd. We took the lead back at 14:05 in the 4th, and never looked back. nice.
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post As a side note I’d like to thank Sark and the boys for making me an insufferable cunt amongst my non Longhorn associates for at least a week. I love it.
September 10, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, Rimbo said: Alabama had the lead in this game for exactly 69 seconds. They scored to take a 16-13 lead with 0:14 remaining in the 3rd. We took the lead back at 14:05 in the 4th, and never looked back. nice. And 15 seconds later, Bama was down by 11.
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post Me and this absolutely classic San Diego local are now running the fucking pool table at this dive place on Coronado. He's like 45 but he has flowing blond hair and looks like he does nothing but surf all day. We're absolutely drilling it and picking each other up. Just kill me now. I'm at peace.
September 10, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, ztejas said: Me and this absolutely classic San Diego local are now running the fucking pool table at this dive place on Coronado. He's like 45 but he has flowing blond hair and looks like he does nothing but surf all day. We're absolutely drilling it and picking each other up. Just kill me now. I'm at peace. shit, I'd head down to join you now if I hadn't drunk like a quarter bottle of Wild Turkey call me an uber, I'm there. In my pajamas Edited September 10, 20232 yr by Rimbo
September 10, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, ztejas said: Me and this absolutely classic San Diego local are now running the fucking pool table at this dive place on Coronado. He's like 45 but he has flowing blond hair and looks like he does nothing but surf all day. We're absolutely drilling it and picking each other up. Just kill me now. I'm at peace. i should warn you that i suck at pool
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post idk if this is weird but…my first game as a texas fan was losing to maryland in 2017 at home im crying to myself right now. hook em horns yall 🤘🤘🤘
September 10, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Lost in the World said: idk if this is weird but…my first game as a texas fan was losing to maryland in 2017 at home im crying to myself right now. hook em horns yall 🤘🤘🤘 Well, dunno if you makes you feel better or worse, but... I cried after the win today, too. Big demon was slain tonight.
September 10, 20232 yr 53 minutes ago, Rimbo said: Alabama had the lead in this game for exactly 69 seconds. They scored to take a 16-13 lead with 0:14 remaining in the 3rd. We took the lead back at 14:05 in the 4th, and never looked back. nice. Anyone have a link of this?
September 10, 20232 yr For the Spectrum cable peeps https://www.thestreameast.to/cfb/texas-longhorns-alabama-crimson-tide/Was able to watch in Rome. Thank you very much. You gonna do that for Wyoming and Baylor?[emoji869]
September 10, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Rimbo said: shit, I'd head down to join you now if I hadn't drunk like a quarter bottle of Wild Turkey call me an uber, I'm there. In my pajamas 1 hour ago, Rimbo said: i should warn you that i suck at pool Dude I'm in bed but wish I had've known sooner. Didn’t know you lived here. Next time - my extended family has a place on Coronado - I plan on being back. Also I fucking hate Emmanuel Acho. Glad that dickhead wasn't on the field tonight. Edited September 10, 20232 yr by ztejas
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post A player that won't get a lot of attention from this game but should is Jonathon Brooks. He lowered his shoulder several times in this game when there really wasn't anything there. That 3rd and 2 run on the final drive where he initiated the contact with a LB made me say "woah that guy is physical."
September 10, 20232 yr I just woke up in living room. I had to check the score and make sure we still won. Today is a good day.
September 10, 20232 yr Congrats, guys. Have to admit I didn’t think it would happen but it did, celebrate heartily.
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post When I was in college and we had Vince and Colt and winning top 10 match ups was a routine thing at Texas, one of my favorite things to do after a monster victory was get fucking loaded, then sit down at my laptop and read all the bitter tears posts from rival message boards or incoming articles fawning over Texas as they'd trickle in. I haven't been able to binge like this in over 10 damn years. Absolutely feasting.
September 10, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, ousux said: 6 hours ago, HOOK said: Soju goes down easy, but it will sneak up and put grown ass men on their ass if they don't respect it. If I can't have whiskey, my next go-to is Soju. Had it in Korea and concur on that. It's liquor that has a delayed punch...and it ain't pretty lol The women are pretty, though. 4 hours ago, Lost in the World said: idk if this is weird but…my first game as a texas fan was losing to maryland in 2017 at home im crying to myself right now. hook em horns yall 🤘🤘🤘 You poor bastard. Username checks out.
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post Congrats on the huge win. That crowd was no joke. Happy for y'all and especially happy for Sark. Edited September 10, 20232 yr by FartingDreamer
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post Congrats guys you earned it. After the strong era this probably taste pretty good. How I felt after beating tOSU for the first time in years 2 years ago
September 10, 20232 yr Popular Post 38 minutes ago, Leanderman said: We won, gomers, rapists, tceh, and coogs all lost. What a great weekend.
September 10, 20232 yr Gumpsters had the lead for 69 seconds. Well shit, maybe they can build off that for next week when the cupcake buffet line opens with So Florida. One of three things happened we didn't see.1- Either Satan has been to anger management classes and kept his frustration under control. 2- Producers in truck kept the cameras off him intentionally. 3-He just didn't give a shit. We've all seen him in the past spazzing out and blowing his stack at penalties, miscues, etc. Odd we didn't anything like that this game. Too bad our grounds crew didn't travel with the team. They could have gone out after the game in some fake ass 'Bama crew uniforms and repainted the endzones in BO&W. As a final fuck you, put our logo in the center of the field. Keeping the ball for 10 minutes plus is how you close out a game. As a final kiss my ass, suck my dick and fuck to the Gumpsters... I may have got a goosebump or two this morning when I watched 'ol Jimmy do his thing. TEXAS FIGHT!
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