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What a sexy field goal. Lol. Let’s all stare in awe as it gets drilled through the uprights.

footnote: Texas still up by four. Lol

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Just now, SpiralOut said:

Those two douches rooting for the team playing us is par for the fucking course.  

This is my shocked face. Jesus, and they get paid to pull for teams. 

Damn.  That guy will play Sundays, barely sweat, and be rich.

I want to win so badly.

let’s go score a td.

I want KRob to take it to the house on this kickoff.

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Those two douches rooting for the team playing us is par for the fucking course.  

They aren’t playing.  

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I want this one for us fans. 13 years of shit we have watched. I want this one for us! We need it. Quite frankly we deserve it. We’ve earned it. We’ve bought the gear, yelled our hearts out and been rewarded year over year with a box of shit. I want this win for us 

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What she said...

Gotta have a TD here. Offense needs to quit fucking around. 

Just now, Bodowned said:

Every fucking kicker we play is prime Justin Tucker. It’s an absolute joke how cursed we are.

we had a span of something like 20 years where every single kicker we had, including backup kickers, nailed every single "must get it" kick. 

its just us getting it back in return 10 years later. 

Probably covered but how often is Alabama kept out of the end zone for an entire half? Maybe a whole game….

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

TD here or we lose

You need some edibles.

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Let's go get 7 and put some more heat on these guys.  Come on, fellas.  

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Bama's kicker is nails.

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Looked like Burke was close to getting a block there.

Could have sworn I heard that thing graze a glove.

Just now, Modessit said:

I want KRob to take it to the house on this kickoff.

Fuck that I want like an 11 minute drive for 7

A nice methodical drive that gasses their def again would be great. 

Just now, deft said:

Probably covered but how often is Alabama kept out of the end zone for an entire half? Maybe a whole game….

9-6 LSU 2011... somehow they got to replay the game in the BCS and win another fucking title.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Damn.  That guy will play Sundays, barely sweat, and be rich.

Fuck that dork.

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

TD here or we lose

Are u this much of a little bitch watching the game with other people?? 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Death taxes and Bama kickers and receivers making plays 

Lol Will Reichard is good and he's made kicks against us two years in a row but this post is really funny given Saban's historical results at kicker

No one's negging you but if anyone is getting worn down it isn't us. We controlled the game and wanted it more in the 1H.

My suspicion is the Texas offense will stall in the second half as it almost always has against god teams. If they can put together a couple more sustained scoring drives like their last one, and more importantly finish them with TDs, then yeah they’re in business.

Basically they’re going to have to do things they’ve only shown they can’t thus far. We’ll find out if this team is different.
Just now, Nicole44 said:

You need some edibles.

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Give me some plese!!1

My stream had an ad for buildsubmarines.com. i guess if I want to get some Ohio class subs for Xmas gifts this year I know where to go.

Last week 3rd qtr or doom was 3rd qtr of tits.  Let’s do it 

Just now, BERT said:

Are u this much of a little bitch watching the game with other people?? 

yes :') been hurt too many times before

Breaking out the scotch. No way I'm finishing this game sober

again.... take the fucking ball at the 25.

 

OOOORRRRR return it to the 20-22, with a great chance for a hold or block in back to be called against you.

 

just TAKE A KNEE

Just now, gmr548 said:


My suspicion is the Texas offense will stall in the second half as it almost always has against god teams. If they can put together a couple more sustained scoring drives like their last one, and more importantly finish them with TDs, then yeah they’re in business.

Basically they’re going to have to do things they’ve only shown they can’t thus far. We’ll find out if this team is different.

We were a very good 3Q team last year. 4Q no, but you're generalizing past what evidence actually supports

Tommy Reese looks like his GF is breaking up with him on the phone 

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