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LFG! Let's score and ice it!

GAME FUCKING WINNING DRIVE RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!

 

LETS GO SARK, ALLGAS

4 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Brave 

You better get on board, we’re winning!

Jesus, come on, fellas.  Just get some first downs.

After the Georgia bowl game, I incorrectly thought Texas was back; I was wrong.

Now, Texas is back.

No more losing to Kansas.  No more bad losses.  The Big-12 needs to fear Texas again.

   

 

 

great stats all around, go horns, fuck bama. lets do this 

 

A long score here means I’m gonna fuck someone’s wife Tonight. Maybe even mine 

Nice
But I like the desperate losers too lol
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Those nerds have some ammo for the spank bank at least

Hill was text book on that play. Set the edge and kept his outside shoulder free. Squeezed in to make the play. 

aaaahhhh yes, the  patented SEC   "cramps"  timeouts with less than 8 mins left in a game and losing

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

God's work

I don't think God did her implants.

Always a great sign when the opposing qb has to pick grass out of their helmets after a play. 

Just now, 0xdeadbeef said:

After the Georgia bowl game, I incorrectly thought Texas was back; I was wrong.

Now, Texas is back.

No more losing to Kansas.  No more bad losses.  The Big-12 needs to fear Texas again.

   

 

 

Texas isn't back until they're in the national championship game. Enough with this stupid stuff. 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

I'm running out of pants to jizz in.

I'm not letting myself believe that we may do this but my subconscious is starting to hint that we may do this. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

A long score here means I’m gonna fuck someone’s wife Tonight. Maybe even mine 

Had pre game sex so it’s working.

1 minute ago, ousux said:
3 minutes ago, Bevo said:
Come on Dad, make a sack

Dad bod Burke?

Yes, not my dad but a guy who looks like a dad

Here come the fake fucking injuries to stop the clock 

When they defense pussies out it shouldn’t stop the clock right?

clock should be ROLLING 

ROLL CLOCK

lol

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Bama body language don't look too good.

It looks absolutely gorgeous.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

aaaahhhh yes, the  patented SEC   "cramps"  timeouts with less than 8 mins left in a game and losing

at home, no less.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Those nerds have some ammo for the spank bank at least

Titties and football are not mutually exclusive.

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