Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post

Aww poor baby Dallas Turner is frustrated. Fuck him. 

  • Replies 5.9k
  • Views 328k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

  • Popular Post

We've waited 13 years for this my dudes and dudettes. Enjoy

Edited by Bevo14

Now we gotta not get caught sleeping with a hangover on Wyoming next week!

Ewers is the goat, Sark is the goat. I’ll fight anyone who disagrees until I change my mind again. What a fucking win. 

Never see saban was out coached badly like tonight

And they played well enough to win last year.

This shit ain't no fluke.

This was fucking fun tonight though...wow.

2 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Are you watching the game? Texas is not getting some lucky bounces to be where they are, and it doesn't look like they are playing over their head.  Texas looks big, fast, and is straight up beating Bama.  

Texas hasn't looked like this since Mack Brown.

not quite but i remember the cell phone write up where the guy bought tix before the nebraska game. Then they came on the field and nebraska looked "big, mean, and fast". Tonight finally fit where we were the bigger, meaner, faster team. By a lot. Seriously, watch the replay, it was a thing of beauty. 

Been a fucking minute since we got scored on and the Texas offense immediately answered with a drag our nuts across YourFaceDrive. Goddamn glorious. And on the road!!!

  • Popular Post

HALF PRICE AT SOUTH AUSTIN’S MOM’S HOUSE!

Hook 'Em motherfucking Horns!!!

Great win. So many bounces went Horns way. 
Cannot believe that luck didn’t break (as i was sure it would)

holy shit. So glad. And Ewers didn’t get cheap shotted. 

I SAID IT FOR MONTHS. TEXAS BY DOUBLE DIGITS. YESSSSSSS

I'm sure Alabama won't drop much in the polls because we will be in the SEC pretty soon

Offense, defense, special teams, coaching: A's all around. Ewers - giant leap forward. I can now watch him without cringing/gnashing my teeth

I'm so hard right now. 

anchorman will GIF

Gentlemen, this Saturday is in my top 5 all time. aggy loses to a fuckawful canes team, but more importantly..this team looks like it can do things.[emoji869]

  • Popular Post

Oh what a feeling. Victory!

 

spacer.pngBig 12

GIVE EM HELL! GIVE EM HELL! MAKE EM EAT SHIT!!!!!

Who’s the bitch that keep saying we were gonna lose !!!

I don't post on the rant, but for those of you who do, need to pull up some of their obnoxious predictions and rub their inbred noses in it.

They’ve never beaten us with a starting QB

We did it! Hook’em! Hell ya it feels good to win a game that matters! 

IMG_1960.jpeg

IMG_0069.jpeg

  • Popular Post

All you winey “were going to lose” bitches and you fire sark bitches suck my nut

  • Popular Post

"Guess they're 52-2 now."

-Steve Sarkisian moments after beating Alabama at home.

 

ICE. FUCKING. COLD. COACH. 

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hate the secsecsec chant.  I love it when we mockingly do it but people won't know that it's mocking any more.

to be fair we are on the road and the chants are drunk exuberant fans with cash to watch away. fuuuuuuck it! Go horns!!!

My wife is getting the best 10 seconds of her life tonight

1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:

HALF PRICE AT SOUTH AUSTIN’S MOM’S HOUSE!

So she pays us?

  • Popular Post

WHEN YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED A CONSECUTIVE HOME WIN STREAK SNAPPED, LETS US KNOW.

 

SNAPPED NEBRASKA'S 40-GAME HOME WIN STREAK WITH RICKY

JUST SNAPPED BAMA'S 21-GAME STREAK WITH THE EWER'S DEEP BALL.

 

FUCK THE H8RZ

Pretty clean jersey on Quinn, that’s a good sign for someone that plays all 4 Q’s against a Saban defense. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.