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1 minute ago, Lou Loomis said:

Finebaum show will be a fun listen this week

Oh shit, Phyllis from Mulga died again.

I was wrong about the outcome of this game.... I admit my mistake.... Ewers and Sark owned the night.... but Worthy still sucks

Amazing how well this offense clicks when we moved away from Worthy every pass
Have been saving my last pour of Blantons for a long damn time.  Time to pour.  Congrats all!

This is a good idea. Think I’ll do the same.
2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

I know of atleast two folks on the board that posted their slip and are in the money tonight

Moneyline was north of 200 most places I saw.  

Can we wear the stormtrooper unis for every game? So fucking icy

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48 minutes ago, achooloco said:

not quite but i remember the cell phone write up where the guy bought tix before the nebraska game. Then they came on the field and nebraska looked "big, mean, and fast". Tonight finally fit where we were the bigger, meaner, faster team. By a lot. Seriously, watch the replay, it was a thing of beauty. 

Been a fucking minute since we got scored on and the Texas offense immediately answered with a drag our nuts across YourFaceDrive. Goddamn glorious. And on the road!!!

Dude, seeing our D-line just absolutely kill their o-line was orgasmic. And seeing how our line got its shit together in one week was a thing of beauty. We absolutely did look like the bigger, faster, meaner mfers 

Just now, HuntinHorn said:


Amazing how well this offense clicks when we moved away from Worthy every pass

They doubled Worthy the entire 2nd half.

Just logging on to say holy shit, what a game.

I've never been so happy to be wrong in the score prediction thread!

 

Hook em, mother fucking horns!

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Really don’t know what to do with this. It’s been a LOOOOONG time since we’ve had any reason to feel this way.
It’s nuts.

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Just now, TOR said:

Moneyline was north of 200 most places I saw.  

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called in another one for a friend. Nice payouts. 

13 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Zero fucking sacks.

Let your nuts hang, boys.

Against Bama. That may be the biggest stat of the night. What it means for this team's future. Sacks can kill ya. Sacks on a young QB  is suicide. Quinn showed what he's capable of tonight if he gets just a little time in the pocket. Don't know how we did it, but the future is looking very bright. Very bright indeed.

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42 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Big props to both lines.

Zero sacks allowed and only 2 TFL by our O-Line. No turnovers by us (lucky we recovered those 2).

5 sacks and 9 TFL by our D-Line. 2 picks. Seemed like more.

We may have answered the EDGE question. Burke and Hill can get after the passer. 

35 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I just sat in a bar full of randoms the entire game in San Diego and cheered my ass off - to where some guy I was next to told me to keep it down.

I then had multiple staff members tell me: "What? This is a sports bar. Fuck that guy"

This city is cool. That guy was a dickhead. All the Bama fans that were there with me can go fuck all the way off. 

I'm now next door at a dive bar about to have several cocktails. 

I may go to the beach later and pass out in the sand to the sound of the waves. 

I don't know.

I don't really care. 

It's a great night to be a Texas fan. 

We're finally fucking back. And it's real this time. 

Tide is coming in. Just don't pass out too close to the water. 

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Given tonight’s outcome someone should post the Bradley Cooper, SEC American Hustle gif.

4 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

I was wrong about the outcome of this game.... I admit my mistake.... Ewers and Sark owned the night.... but Worthy still sucks

Fuck you pussy. 

49 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

WHEN YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED A CONSECUTIVE HOME WIN STREAK SNAPPED, LETS US KNOW.

 

SNAPPED NEBRASKA'S 40-GAME HOME WIN STREAK WITH RICKY

JUST SNAPPED BAMA'S 21-GAME STREAK WITH THE EWER'S DEEP BALL.

 

FUCK THE H8RZ

48 and 47-game home streaks for NU got Texas'd.

13 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Hang with the boys. That’s what I’m doing. Plus my wife just got her . So I’m out

Man up! Earn your red wings!

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Been watching our game and lots of P12 action, so missed the end, but congrats, Horns.  A win at Bryant-Denny is as big as it gets.  Well done.

Bro, Dante Moore will win a Heisman before he leaves. That kid is special. But please NIL it to him that he can't be in one of those cringe ass outdated commercials that aren't funny

17 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Zero fucking sacks.

Let your nuts hang, boys.

They kept Ewers fucking clean. Not gonna lie, I didn’t expect that. 

46 minutes ago, Deej said:

Billy Liuxxi as crying as he jizzes in his own mouth. 

Lots of folks jizzing in Billy’s mouf tonight…

5 minutes ago, deft said:


Just inside 1604 on bandera and the force field is holding dammit

For a second there I thought you were saying you are IN Bandera and I was going to feel bad that you couldn't watch the game. 

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Congratulations from a Sooner my Longhorn compadres!  One hell of a win that you all will remember for years.  

Nice birthday gift!  Thanks Horns!!

They doubled Worthy the entire 2nd half.

Not every play coach. But still…,
54 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i want to have sex

🤘🤘🤘

A/S/L

16 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Or picks! This is what QE needed For confidence in himself and his OL and I think it will pay dividends over the year

and the long ball.

First time Bama hasn't started 2-0 since 2003.

It feels like about 15 years since we went undefeated nonconference.  We better beat Wyoming next week.

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I brought home some of this stuff from Japan earlier this year.  Not nearly as expensive as some of the fine scotch I've seen posted here, but I've been saving it for...something.  Tonight's the night.  About crack this baby open and drink up to an incredible Longhorns victory.

Cheers to you all, no matter what you're drinking tonight!

1 minute ago, MalibuSheriff said:

Congratulations from a Sooner my Longhorn compadres!  One hell of a win that you all will remember for years.  

Get ready for both our teams to get royally fucked by B12 refs this season.

53 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Fuck everyone who doubted Quinn. 

Also, fuck @6th Street and his bitch ass handwringing.

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Losing ages a man

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Joining the bourbon train

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I brought home some of this stuff from Japan earlier this year.  Not nearly as expensive as some of the fine scotch I've seen posted here, but I've been saving it for...something.  Tonight's the night.  About crack this baby open and drink up to an incredible Longhorns victory.
Cheers to you all, no matter what you're drinking tonight!
Japan is fucking awesome, been there twice and can't wait to visit again. Drink up!
3 minutes ago, WBT said:

First time Bama hasn't started 2-0 since 2003.

It feels like about 15 years since we went undefeated nonconference.  We better beat Wyoming next week.

We’ll worry about Wyoming tomorrow. Enjoy this shit. This doesn’t happen often. 

11 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:


Amazing how well this offense clicks when we moved away from Worthy every pass

He was doubled a lot that’s why others were wide open. You one on one worthy and he does very well tonight. 

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Joining the bourbon train
Already there, but with low priced knob Creek.
16 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Or picks! This is what QE needed For confidence in himself and his OL and I think it will pay dividends over the year

Ewers played so well. Over 9 yds/attempt on 63% completion with drops taking several completions and a TD off the board. He also took supremely good care of the ball; except on that 4th and 1 I guess but that cluster fuck worked out. Throws where a Bama DB had a chance to get the ball were few and far between if there were any at all. He just had the one or two deep misses. Didn't take any bad sacks - actually was he sacked at all?

I believe that's going to age like fine wine in terms of QB performances in Texas lore.

Just now, gmr548 said:

Ewers played so well. Over 9 yds/attempt on 63% completion with drops taking several completions and a TD off the board. He also took supremely good care of the ball; except on that 4th and 1 I guess but that cluster fuck worked out. Throws where a Bama DB had a chance to get the ball were few and far between if there were any at all. He just had the one or two deep misses. Didn't take any bad sacks - actually was he sacked at all?

I believe that's going to age like fine wine in terms of QB performances in Texas lore.

No sacks 

Man up! Earn your red wings!

No need. Two other holes ain’t on the rag.
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2 minutes ago, troph said:

He was doubled a lot that’s why others were wide open. You one on one worthy and he does very well tonight. 

They doubled Worthy and tried to make Quinn go through his progressions. He did that really well a couple times which is huge growth from him. Our playcalling also adjusted and they couldn’t keep up.

Plain and simple though, Saban didn’t know what to do once it became clear they didn’t have the better athletes. Sark and this team imposed their will. 

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