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Suck my fucking dick 

 

hookem 

I fucking hate horns down. 

I love 102,000 people doing horns down feeling sad tonight.

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Suck my fucking dick 

 

hookem 

Put it in the Louvre

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Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 

5 sacks 

2 INTs

ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs

ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.

who fucking quit? Bama.

you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. 
 

it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? 
 

bitches we coming to own your ass. 
 

kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !

 

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We gonna be fucked next year in the SEC. 

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In the shoe. At night.

At Bryant Denny. At night.

Who’s next, bitches?

2 minutes ago, troph said:

4 of them for some of us to be exact…

Me

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Bama the poster child of S-E-C has never beating a Texas starting QB, fuck y’all other fuckers. 

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5 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 

5 sacks 

2 INTs

ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs

ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.

who fucking quit? Bama.

you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. 
 

it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? 
 

bitches we coming to own your ass. 
 

kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !

 

What's wild is that if our receivers don't drop passes that hit them right on the fucking hands, Ewers has 500 yards and 5 TDs with like a 90% completion rate.  He was nails the entire night.

SEC

SEC

SEC

Fuck off, gumps. I hope you don't think UT is another aggy. We comin'

I don’t know. Maybe we can win in your conference. We did something a lot of you fuckers can’t do. 

6 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. 

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11 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 

5 sacks 

2 INTs

ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs

ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.

who fucking quit? Bama.

you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. 
 

it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? 
 

bitches we coming to own your ass. 
 

kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !

 

I fucking love this post!

Sad night in the double wides tonight , should kept up that cupcake out of conference pussy shit bama

Sec chant was awesome

17 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 

5 sacks 

2 INTs

ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs

ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.

who fucking quit? Bama.

you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. 
 

it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? 
 

bitches we coming to own your ass. 
 

kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !

 

You have a tranny ass? NTTAWWT

 

Hookem and get fucked, Bama!

18 minutes ago, troph said:

Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 

5 sacks 

2 INTs

ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs

ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.

who fucking quit? Bama.

you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. 
 

it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? 
 

bitches we coming to own your ass. 
 

kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !

 

Dilly Dilly!

SEC
SEC
SEC
Fuck off, gumps. I hope you don't think UT is another aggy. We comin'
I hope they do think we got lucky like aggy did twice...that will make it easier to dominate.
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6 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

You have a tranny ass? NTTAWWT

 

Hookem and get fucked, Bama!

Queer as a $3 bill. Very public transition here in 2015 ish or so… yeah. Not for this thread but it’s public knowledge.

and yes I’m totally fuckable but I’m a muff diver - married to a lesbian. I mean  Ewers might be able to have his way with me tonight tho.
 

and fuck the SEC. 

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Baylor loses.

Aggy loses.

Tech loses.

We beat Bama.

 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

Queer as a $3 bill. Very public transition here in 2015 ish or so… yeah. Not for this thread but it’s public knowledge.

and yes I’m totally fuckable but I’m a muff diver - married to a lesbian. I mean  Ewers might be able to have his way with me tonight tho.
 

and fuck the SEC. 

Nbc Idk GIF by Good Girls

8 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

You have a tranny ass? NTTAWWT

 

Hookem and get fucked, Bama!

Are you new here?

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32 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

In the shoe. At night.

At Bryant Denny. At night.

Who’s next, bitches?

The Big House next year. 

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To be the man, you've got to beat the man.  Saban and Bama are the bar.  It took Texas taking half of Bama's staff to beat Saban, but whatever it takes.  

Anyones got south Austin’s moms number , feel like giving her extra 40 seconds tonight

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9 minutes ago, wood said:

Baylor loses.

Aggy loses.

Tech loses.

We beat Bama.

 

Cougar High also lost too. Lost to Rice. LULZ!

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Not ready for big boy SEC football

Gonna be intimidated by the SEC crowd 

Ain't never seen athletes like this

Not ready for this speed and toughness

We're fucking Texas, you're not ready for us....BITCH

Just now, millhouse said:

Not ready for big boy SEC football

Gonna be intimidated by the SEC crowd 

Ain't never seen athletes like this

Not ready for this speed and toughness

We're fucking Texas, you're not ready for us....BITCH

 

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NIL is gonna surprise their dirty money asses. You watch. 
 

 

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

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Kid never had a chance at life. 

We fucking rolled these fucks (pun intended). They were lucky it was close. God dam, it feels good to be a Horns fan today.

28 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

You have a tranny ass? NTTAWWT

 

Hookem and get fucked, Bama!

moose out front shoulda told ya

Cougar High also lost too. Lost to Rice. LULZ!
I cant stop laughing[emoji23][emoji23]
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Was that Hill sprinting into the end zone after the sack and taunting the Bama fans with the what looked like the down horns? 

Cuz that was awesome.

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