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Bama tears so so good

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38 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Sad night in the double wides tonight , should kept up that cupcake out of conference pussy shit bama

Sec chant was awesome

Single wides, tbh. 

7 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Not ready for big boy SEC football

Gonna be intimidated by the SEC crowd 

Ain't never seen athletes like this

Not ready for this speed and toughness

We're fucking Texas, you're not ready for us....BITCH

They said all that shit before we joined the Big XII, too. That we wouldn't be able to play with Colorado, Mizzou and, get this, Nebraska.

Remember... there was a 6 year stretch where in 3 of those years, NU won the national title, and in the other 3, they played Texas and lost.

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Bama lurkers from this board:

 

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Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 

5 sacks 
2 INTs
ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs
ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.
who fucking quit? Bama.
you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. 
 
it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? 
 
bitches we coming to own your ass. 
 
kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !
 
I heard that this morning on Game Day. "'every week is Texas OU" STFU. No it isn't. Not even close.
2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

They said all that shit before we joined the Big XII, too. That we wouldn't be able to play with Colorado, Mizzou and, get this, Nebraska.

Remember... there was a 6 year stretch where in 3 of those years, NU won the national title, and in the other 3, they played Texas and lost.

Maybe I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure we buried Nebraska in an unmarked grave and murdered USC later on.

 I have a feeling that Alabama and OU are about to get the same punishment. 

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All those horns down and we shoved them right up their asses.

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Bama tears so so good

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4 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Come to Butthead

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I hope that SEC chant at the end of the game was mocking.

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

All those horns down and we shoved them right up their asses.

I fucking love the horns down. Fucking bring it motherfuckers

15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:


Kid never had a chance at life. 

That kid should look into WVU

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Is Texas gonna Nebraska a Bama?

That’s my plan.

20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks - that is now saved to my Plex.

4 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I hope that SEC chant at the end of the game was mocking.

Pretty sure it was. That’s where the we’re Texas  swagger makes sense. Fuck those coon asses.

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What a great fucking day of football 

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With all due respect to Bama and their fans…..go fuck yourself!  Did you see what happened to Nebraska’s dynasty when we joined the big 12?  You motherfuckers are next, except there is no way the Big 10 will bend their own rules enough to let you rednecks in.  Good luck!

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, troph said:
Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 

5 sacks 
2 INTs
ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs
ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.
who fucking quit? Bama.
you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. 
 
it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? 
 
bitches we coming to own your ass. 
 
kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !
 

I heard that this morning on Game Day. "'every week is Texas OU" STFU. No it isn't. Not even close.

That was the reference … SEC bitch please. Shut the fuck up, there’s no game in the SEC that like Texas OU. 

7 minutes ago, Sleep off ugly said:

Maybe I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure we buried Nebraska in an unmarked grave and murdered USC later on.

 I have a feeling that Alabama and OU are about to get the same punishment. 

They are all buried in the Rose Bowl end zone. I understand Texas has a connection to someone that owns the stadium.

9 minutes ago, Sleep off ugly said:

Maybe I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure we buried Nebraska in an unmarked grave and murdered USC later on.

 I have a feeling that Alabama and OU are about to get the same punishment. 

Here it is in a nice consolidated format.  Hopefully Bama’s dynasty is the next victim when we move to the SEC.  

 

1 hour ago, troph said:

4 of them for some of us to be exact…

 

1 hour ago, Hpara759 said:

Me

Me too.

12 minutes ago, mdmost said:

All those horns down and we shoved them right up their asses.

Bama fans and those Horns down were just silly....acting like little kids with a new toy....learning how to rearrange their fingers like never before and waving them with joy.  Love it.

16 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I hope that SEC chant at the end of the game was mocking.

100%

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34 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, troph said:
Fuck the sec. Every week is as big as Texas OU please mutha fucka. We’ve always belonged. Big programs are up and down - Bama - Tennessee - Florida - Georgia - LSU - all of them down at times - but got dayum, great programs don’t fucking fold. 

5 sacks 
2 INTs
ewers 350 yards / 60%+ passing / no INT / 3 TDs
ZERO sacks and ran the ball to run out the clock with SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES LEFT.
who fucking quit? Bama.
you mother fuckers don’t want Texas with legal pay for play. We are gonna fuck your shit up. 
 
it’s no wonder we said “nah” to the SEC for decades with dirty money. Now the playing field is even with NIL? 
 
bitches we coming to own your ass. 
 
kiss my tranny ass mother fuckers !
 

I heard that this morning on Game Day. "'every week is Texas OU" STFU. No it isn't. Not even close.

Even if it were, fuck it, you'd best prepare your Anus.

Side note: what a beautiful day. 

Aggy-gagged on a dick

Rapelor took it dry.

Cougar high fisted

Horns horse fucked the elephant,

HOOK 'EM BITCHES YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE.

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30 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Was that Hill sprinting into the end zone after the sack and taunting the Bama fans with the what looked like the down horns? 

Cuz that was awesome.

I loved how Herbie called him out for going too deep on the rush and leaving the lane open earlier then when he played it better on the sack Herbie didn't say shit

11 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

With all due respect to Bama and their fans…..go fuck yourself!  Did you see what happened to Nebraska’s dynasty when we joined the big 12?  You motherfuckers are next, except there is no way the Big 10 will bend their own rules enough to let you rednecks in.  Good luck!

Actually, over on secrant, most of the Bama posters were very complimentary of the Horns, Ewers, the receivers and our defense....the other posting sec schools....more negative Bama posts...got a feeling some of that Horn-bad-mouthing may stop....if we take care of business the rest of the year.

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Even if it were, fuck it, you'd best prepare you Anus.

Side note: what a beautiful day. 

Aggy-gagged on a dick

Rapelor took it dry.

Cougar high fisted

Horns horse fucked the elephant,

HOOK 'EM BITCHES YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE.

Don't forget Tech.

Fuck em all.

Now we take care of business and then punish OU again. Win this fucking conference on the way out and give the SEC nightmares of their future.

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Actually, over on secrant, most of the Bama posters were very complimentary of the Horns, Ewers, the receivers and our defense....the other posting sec schools....more negative Bama posts...got a feeling some of that Horn-bad-mouthing may stop....if we take care of business the rest of the year.

The Nebraska fans were the same way.  It’s easy to be nice when you’re coming off a run of National Championships.  But wait until they start losing, then they get nasty as fuck and blame Texas regardless of whose fault it is.  

5 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Even if it were, fuck it, you'd best prepare you Anus.

Side note: what a beautiful day. 

Aggy-gagged on a dick

Rapelor took it dry.

Cougar high fisted

Horns horse fucked the elephant,

HOOK 'EM BITCHES YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE.

The only issue is that OU won, but we can quench that happiness with a smooth buttfucking in October.  Need to win by more than 49!

19 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Here it is in a nice consolidated format.  Hopefully Bama’s dynasty is the next victim when we move to the SEC.  

 

The destroyer of false kingdoms.

12 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Here it is in a nice consolidated format.  Hopefully Bama’s dynasty is the next victim when we move to the SEC.  

 

Wish it included Garrett Gilbert beating them in 2010. 

8 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

The only issue is that OU won, but we can quench that happiness with a smooth buttfucking in October.  Need to win by more than 49!

They won, but not like they expected..SMU? SMU? pure cannon fodder and blowusux was firing a pop gun.

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I'm so fucked up and ecstatic my blood drenched Horns are spinning.

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It cracks me up how every time we play somewhere new, the opposing fans think they invented Horns down and do it so passionately...

It's like we're going to say "Holy shit you guys are so damn clever! I've never seen that before!"

I want to rewatch that and check but we should have won by at least 24, and possibly more. 

 

14 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

They won, but not like they expected..SMU? SMU? pure cannon fodder and blowusux was firing a pop gun.

I’m in the same boat my friend.  Let’s just keep getting more and more fucked up.  We’re going to fuck OU up the ass so hard that we reach the back of their teeth and knock them out (well, maybe it’s only one tooth left to knock out).  Enjoy your drinks and I will do the same.  Fuck the whole college football world, Texas is taking over!

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31 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Even if it were, fuck it, you'd best prepare your Anus.

Side note: what a beautiful day. 

Aggy-gagged on a dick

Rapelor took it dry.

Cougar high fisted

Horns horse fucked the elephant,

HOOK 'EM BITCHES YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE.

The two Baylor coaches that a good portion of this board wanted because they were such great coaches are a combined 0-4.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The two Baylor coaches that a good portion of this board wanted because they were such great coaches are a combined 0-4.

Ha ha, ain’t that a bitch?  I did think they were better coaches at the time, but I’m happy as fuck today and I will be until the next loss!  

8 minutes ago, mdleast said:

“It feels good”

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It's a real film, Jack.

With all due respect, fuck j. brockemeyer and milroe.

 

 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Is Texas gonna Nebraska a Bama?

Yup.  And it ain't gonna be pretty.

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Horns just sittin' on the dock of the bay, watchin the tide roll away.

1 minute ago, Snotrocket said:

With all due respect, fuck j. brockemeyer and milroe.

 

 

Wonder what the Brockemeyer's are thinking about Texas now?

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