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Ahahahahahahaha, yeah, you've got exactly nine more months to make that money off of us.  Enjoy it, cucks.  Maybe we'll drag your ego to Omaha with us, too.

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Gonna guess Yormark didn’t call Steve after the win. Or if he did, it went to voicemail pretty fast

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Gonna guess Yormark didn’t call Steve after the win. Or if he did, it went to voicemail pretty fast

Skidmark is an ass clown.  Rig12 deserves what it gets. 

Bitch ass yormark and weiser didn't even bother to show up. 

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Bitch ass yormark and weiser didn't even bother to show up. 

Where were they?

Manhattan? Lubbock?

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I want to destroy every team we play in this conference. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I want to destroy every team we play in this conference. 

I want to burn the conference down as we leave. Literally set their shit on fire. 

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28 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Where were they?

Manhattan? Lubbock?

At a Pilot Travel Center restroom off I-35 near Waco.  

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I want to burn the conference down as we leave. Literally set their shit on fire. 

I want for Texas to win the B12 trophy, and then for Ewers to snap it in half and leave it on the field.

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I want for Texas to win the B12 trophy, and then for Ewers to snap it in half and leave it on the field.

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I liked this one better

 

 

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

At a Pilot Travel Center restroom off I-35 near Waco.  

I want for Texas to win the B12 trophy, and then for Ewers to snap it in half and leave it on the field.

Ill Allow It GIF

Ive got a really bad feeling about the officiating now. The rage will be nothing like any of us have experienced if this is a playoff team we have and a game or 2 is taken from us due to blatantly horrible calls that cost us. It will be strategic. Most likely on the road and on plays that make a huge difference in the outcome.

Ha!  I thought this was going to be the aggy that tweeted he'd rather aggy and Texas both lose than both win.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ha!  I thought this was going to be the aggy that tweeted he'd rather aggy and Texas both lose than both win.

holy shit lmfao what a bitch

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Big 12 refs are wondering what the hell was going on last night

Big 12 refs got an email last night reminding me that is NOT how the conference officiates Texas games and don’t get any ideas 

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Double points for this perfect reply tweet with a perfect use of this common gif

 

 

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Big 12 needs Texas to win big this year. They don't have another program that is going to even sniff the playoffs this year. It would be pretty fucking ironic when we win the NC this year, it'll be the last year the Big 12 ever sniffs a NC.

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Big 12 needs Texas to win big this year. They don't have another program that is going to even sniff the playoffs this year. It would be pretty fucking ironic when we win the NC this year, it'll be the last year the Big 12 ever sniffs a NC.

Deion is gonna save the Big 12... Until he leaves. 

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2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Double points for this perfect reply tweet with a perfect use of this common gif

 

 

Perfect

4 hours ago, Nivek said:

At a Pilot Travel Center restroom off I-35 near Waco.  

I want for Texas to win the B12 trophy, and then for Ewers to snap it in half and leave it on the field.

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Dear Rig 12
 

Oh now it’s cool to claim us when only four weeks ago your ass clown commish showed his hand at the Tech Circle jerk. 
 

Let it be decades before we voluntarily play a Rig 12 team in football.   Make them gargle on their last loss to us for generations to come. 

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6 minutes ago, wood said:

 

After reading the love from the Sooners I feel very dirty and need a shower.   With a scrub with wire brush.  

9 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

After reading the love from the Sooners I feel very dirty and need a shower.   With a scrub with wire brush.  

Sad when your one true rival is who rushes to defend your honor among "friends." What a slimy conference of bitter wannabes this is. 

When the biggest part of the pie is about to leave, you better take the biggest bite you can get.

5 hours ago, mdmost said:

I want to destroy every team we play in this conference. 

Fuck yeah, man.  Run it up and don't ever agree to play any of them in an OOC football game. 

Prepare to be shafted by refs and others in Big 12.

I was watching the score scroll on Fox during the end of the Tech Oregon game and Texas and Ou did not appear under the Big 12 subheading scores.

Texas and OU scores would only appear in SEC (because Alabama), CFB catch all, or in whatever the fuck conference SMU plays in.

Fuck the b12 refs. They’ve always fucked us and they will continue to fuck us. We’ll win most Saturdays anyway 

6 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

Ive got a really bad feeling about the officiating now. The rage will be nothing like any of us have experienced if this is a playoff team we have and a game or 2 is taken from us due to blatantly horrible calls that cost us. It will be strategic. Most likely on the road and on plays that make a huge difference in the outcome.

The referees did a good job last night….seemed legit….we should have had this crew here in Austin last year.

Someone said that Texas was not flying the B12 flags on the east side versus Rice. Can anyone confirm? Would love for this to be the case and for CDC to give Yormark seats in our student section or right in the middle of the band for the game.

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1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

The referees did a good job last night….seemed legit….we should have had this crew here in Austin last year.

They were SEC Refs and they made some errors and threw some bones to the home team…..But way more competent and without an obvious agenda than the Rig 12 and their clowns in stripes. 

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

I want to destroy every team we play in this conference. 

Yep. Scorch the earth, burn all the bridges, take no prisoners ...  All that shit. Fuck errrrrbody.

the sec league office called in quick to overrule the on-field botched-snap-fumble call

in the rig, bammer ball on the 50

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the sec league office called in quick to overrule the on-field botched-snap-fumble call

in the rig, bammer ball on the 50

Lineman downfield flag would have gotten picked up after the play resulted in a TD real quick too

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

When the biggest part of the pie is about to leave, you better take the biggest bite you can get.

 

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No shame whatsoever.  Here are other recent Big XII tweets:

 

5 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Double points for this perfect reply tweet with a perfect use of this common gif

 

 

No Bert? 

31 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Someone said that Texas was not flying the B12 flags on the east side versus Rice. Can anyone confirm? Would love for this to be the case and for CDC to give Yormark seats in our student section or right in the middle of the band for the game.

Correct, swapped out for US flags

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Correct, swapped out for US Texas flags

There ya go...

I liked this one better
 
 

It’s true though - bruh! aggy had a head start and didn’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit!

Hook’em!!!
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18 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Someone said that Texas was not flying the B12 flags on the east side versus Rice. Can anyone confirm? Would love for this to be the case and for CDC to give Yormark seats in our student section or right in the middle of the band for the game.

That is correct

7 hours ago, mdmost said:

I want to destroy every team we play in this conference. 

 

7 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

I want to burn the conference down as we leave. Literally set their shit on fire. 

 

42 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep. Scorch the earth, burn all the bridges, take no prisoners ...  All that shit. Fuck errrrrbody.

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Drive them mercilessly to their knees and leave only the children to tell the horror of that day.

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