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#1951
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Last game at NRG I went to was 4 years ago —- the Buffalo playoff game. Night and day difference in just the game presentation. They used to annoy the fuck out of me with the corny bits they’d do and overly-commercialized breaks with sponsors. The halftime show with Paul Wall, Slim Thug, etc was badass. They’ve finally listened to their fans and giving us a product we can be proud of. I was conflicted about winning that Buffalo playoff game because I hated BOB and Easterby so much. Think about that you’re so torn about your team and the assholes who were in charge you’re conflicted about WINNING A PLAYOFF GAME. THANK YOU HANNAH and CAL. Getting rid of Rasputin and the most hated figure in Houston sports other than Bud Adams allowed us to heal and are able to experience the pure joy of today. Thank God I’m alive to have been able to experience this!.

Rasputin.  Awesome.  

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#1955

Congratulations Texans!!!

Most impressive effort.

#1958

Holy crap that was fun! I’m not really sure how I should feel right now.

#1961
1 minute ago, TOR said:

One game closer to an all-Texas Super Bowl.  

Until ~6:30 tomorrow

#1962

Lol at beginning of game #95 not even saying where he went to college. Dude can join von at home. Both shouldn't be allowed to play

#1963
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I am all-in on this team.  Future is seriously bright for these guys.

Yep

Stroud is likeable, Ryans is a great guy too. 

These recievers are bad ass with Nico playing so well they have Woods, him, Metche and Hutchinson and Schultz. 

Then the 2nd TE goes for 76 yards Jordan. 

Hope they stay healthy 

#1965
Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

So Chris Simms lost a bet right? Jesus. He looks like he visited a Dominican barbershop in the Bronx. 

He’s from Jersey.  What do you expect?  The George Custer cut with the beard and mustache?

#1968
NBC: CJ Stroud will be the youngest starting quarterback to win an NFL playoff game.

 

#1971
19 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Complete culture change. Getting rid of all that bad auro has done wonders. Putting the right people in charge.

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#1972

😂😂😂

Buffalo governor: “we decided to make the decision for the safety of our fans”Buffalo fans:

 

#1973
27 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The cherry on top is that this Cleveland loss will really help our 1st round pick this year. Should be in the low 20s. The win for the Texans makes the trade to get WAJ even better. 

The worst our pick from Cleveland can be now is #24; if Dallas and/or Detroit lose, is would get that many picks better. We will have no lower than #25, so ultimately giving Arizona our #1 instead of Cleveland’s in the draft-day trade to pick Will Anderson ended up being the right move…

#1974
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂

Buffalo governor: “we decided to make the decision for the safety of our fans”Buffalo fans:

 

The Bills Mafia is no joke. Probably more violent than the actual Mafia right now. 

#1975
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂

Buffalo governor: “we decided to make the decision for the safety of our fans”Buffalo fans:

 

Legit LOL at "Oh shit, put him out, put him out!"

And I hope they got footage of them explaining to the paramedics how the dude got burned.

#1976
QB @CJ7STROUD finished today's game with a 157.2 passer rating, marking the highest passer rating in a game by a rookie in NFL history (min. 20 attempts).

 

#1984
Slowick is going to have multiple job offers 

Yeah, sucks but I guess that’s a good problem
#1987

Cleveland has arguably the best defense in  the league, yet Stroud was playing in the backyard.  And this is with a roster that hasn't even been curated yet with a franchise QB. 

What a fun game. Let's go fuck up the next opponent. 

 

 

#1988
1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Cleveland has arguably the best defense in  the league, yet Stroud was playing in the backyard.  And this is with a roster that hasn't even been curated yet with a franchise QB. 

What a fun game. Let's go fuck up the next opponent. 

 

 


Lovie Smith has earned a muffin basket

#1989
Derek Stingley Jr. aligned across from Amari Cooper on 35 of 42 routes (83.3%) before the Texans sent in their backups.Stingley allowed just 1 reception for -6 yards on 3 targets as the nearest defender, including 2 tight windows.Per NGS.

 

#1993
Derek Stingley in December/January1.7 Passer rating allowed3 INTsDefensive player of the month1-0 in the playoffs.No Pro Bowl or All Pro Team.Him 🐝🔒— 𝙉𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤 (Derek Stingley Enthusiast) (@_T3RM1NATOR)

 

#1994
"Go make Houston great."@JJWatt to DeMeco Ryans last year 💪 @HoustonTexans

 

#1995

This was the kind of game that many years ago I would have watch Headline News highlights at 20 after and 10 till each hour. Then I would have watched CNN Sports tonight with Nick and Fred before finally watching Keith and Dan for Sportscenter! Then I would have watched Inside the NFL during the week just enjoying the highlights over and over!

#1997
Like before the last home game, I visited with Janice McNair in the Founder’s Suite. She’s excited about the game and has her roster and notebook ready for kickoff. She’s 87 and sharp as a tack. We always visit for a few minutes about her team and how proud she is of DeMeco!


 

#1998
16 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Love all y’all but some of y’all got some serious amends to make towards Sting & Tunsil. 

I know he’s been injured, but Myles Garrett was a non-factor working against LT. Dude gets mad respect everywhere but this thread…

#2000
BROWNS FANS GOT RACIST AND COULDNT FUCKIN COPE 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


 

 

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