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#2001

Good stuff ….

The Texans are led by a young core and their strong faith in Christ. Several players and coaches hold Chapel together every Saturday at NRG Stadium or on the road to share their faith and journey. The fellowship has led to a tight bond and desire to fight for each other on…

 

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#2005

I love this team. It reminds me of Jimmy’s team building with the 90’s Cowboys. There is just a cool vibe to how DeMeco is building this team and how it is coming together.

I have one regret with today’s win. I wish this skull fucking had been delivered to the Browns with Deshaun at qb. A total chainsaw vasectomy right up his taunt.

#2009

I like the Texans. They've had so many diamonds dropped in their lap only to fuck it up. But I think this time, THIS TIME, it might just work. CJ is a franchise QB that rarely comes around. The front office has finally got their shit together and DeMeco Ryans is the right coach right now. This is a good team that will only get better.

#2010
#Texans DE Will Anderson on the lift from the home fans (light show), the pick 6s, Brevin Jordan huge TD. @SportsTalk790

This team is so damn likable. 

 

#2011
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Like before the last home game, I visited with Janice McNair in the Founder’s Suite. She’s excited about the game and has her roster and notebook ready for kickoff. She’s 87 and sharp as a tack. We always visit for a few minutes about her team and how proud she is of DeMeco!

 

Pancakes trying to mooch on Texans the only way he know how, kissing up to super olds billionaires. He’s got nowhere else to go after his precious Titans and Seaskunk Adams are toast. 

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#2012

This guy is awesome. Watch the whole thing. 

Browns vs Texans Full Game Highlights 😔 #DawgPound

 

#2014
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Like before the last home game, I visited with Janice McNair in the Founder’s Suite. She’s excited about the game and has her roster and notebook ready for kickoff. She’s 87 and sharp as a tack. We always visit for a few minutes about her team and how proud she is of DeMeco!


 

McClain is angling to be called as a character witness at her competency hearing. I doubt he works for free. 

#2015
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Good stuff ….

The Texans are led by a young core and their strong faith in Christ. Several players and coaches hold Chapel together every Saturday at NRG Stadium or on the road to share their faith and journey. The fellowship has led to a tight bond and desire to fight for each other on…

 

McKinley committing to the Texans confirmed. 

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#2016

Greatness just dropped:

Good morning to everyone but Cleveland, #DawgPound fans and @deshaunwatson. Hope that $230 million spends nicely throughout the Mistake by the Lake all offseason long. Now get out of C.J.’s city and this time stay out. #WeAreTexans🔥🤘🏼

 

#2017
1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Pancakes trying to mooch on Texans the only way he know how, kissing up to super olds single billionaires. He’s got nowhere else to go after his precious Titans and Seaskunk Adams are toast. 

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#2019

@Jshep34 or whoever supposedly had insider info, can you confirm that other report that H-town blue won’t be the main color of the new jerseys and logo? That info should be spread amongst the mouth breathing NFL masses of Houston to raise hell in case they can make changes before they release a vomit disaster. 

#2020

I think an overlooked contributor to Stroud’s development is Case Keenum. He was tasked to be a mentor and has done an excellent job at it.  Supposedly, Caserio got several calls about him  this season from teams in need and promptly shut them down, thinking Case was too valuable in his role. Plus he did a a pretty good job on the field when needed. 

#2021
15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I am all-in on this team.  Future is seriously bright for these guys.

I don't actively root against the players, but I could not buy in on the Texans franchise whether it was Capers/Kubiak/ BOB/ whatever. Loved Dre, JJ, DHop, DeMeco, and many other players through the years but the organization generally turned me off.

I'm not jumping on the bandwagon this season, but I love what Ryans brings to the table.  Can't help but respect the improvement Houston has made on the field and IMHO, also the locker room.  Keep killing it.  This is going to be a fun ride for Texans fans.  Y'all deserve it.

 

#2022
29 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

@Jshep34 or whoever supposedly had insider info, can you confirm that other report that H-town blue won’t be the main color of the new jerseys and logo? That info should be spread amongst the mouth breathing NFL masses of Houston to raise hell in case they can make changes before they release a vomit disaster. 

https://www.chron.com/sports/texans/article/texans-new-uniforms-18589347.php

#2023
C.J. Stroud: Whatever you put your mind to, you can accomplish #WeAreTexans #houston #houstontx #htown #wildcardweekend #nfl


 

 

#2026
C.J. Stroud so far:▪️The first rookie to ever lead the NFL in passing yards per game▪️1 of 3 QBs ever to lead the NFL in passing yards per game and TD-to-INT ratio in the same season (joining Tom Brady and Joe Montana)▪️Became the youngest starting QB ever to guide his team…

 

#2029

Well for me this has been quite a journey.  I grew up on the Luv Ya Blue, and the move to Tennessee was sort of the end of my NFL fandom with no Houston.  Started to take some interest with JJ Watt on the squad.  But I decided I would start rooting for my old hometown team once again in 2020 and shades of the Oilers, the bed shitting began and 4-12 was the final tally I think?  Anyhow Deshaun being a moron helped send the team into turmoil, and I thought "Fuck me" any Houston team I root for is doomed if the ball isn't round.  But this year has been awesome.  You could see from the beginning the defense seemed to be a little more intense, and you saw flashes of hope with a good OL and some new key young draft picks.  I could see this team growing into something.

Having them turn the corner the same year more Horns have ascended has been frigging awesome!  They really are starting to build something!  Now just stay healthy and let's home we can get the ball to bounce our way in the coming weeks.  It's nice to have football hope again for the long suffering fans of Houston.

#2030
13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Like before the last home game, I visited with Janice McNair in the Founder’s Suite. She’s excited about the game and has her roster and notebook ready for kickoff. She’s 87 and sharp as a tack. We always visit for a few minutes about her team and how proud she is of DeMeco!


 

Totally not gonna be an exhibit in the court case with Cary McNair...

#2031
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This guy is awesome. Watch the whole thing. 

Browns vs Texans Full Game Highlights 😔 #DawgPound

 

I have always been a fan of that TV show "How It's Made" and seeing the assembly line at the Factory of Sadness in real time is pretty entertaining. 

#2032
1 hour ago, slorch said:

I don't actively root against the players, but I could not buy in on the Texans franchise whether it was Capers/Kubiak/ BOB/ whatever. Loved Dre, JJ, DHop, DeMeco, and many other players through the years but the organization generally turned me off.

I'm not jumping on the bandwagon this season, but I love what Ryans brings to the table.  Can't help but respect the improvement Houston has made on the field and IMHO, also the locker room.  Keep killing it.  This is going to be a fun ride for Texans fans.  Y'all deserve it.

 


coach kube is a good, good guy 

#2033

I'd be very surprised if new uniforms look like crap. For all the past bad decisions organization has made think they have thier finger on pulse of the city now.

#2035

We have a brewing controversy …..

Houston Texans Legend Davis “Money” Mills today against the #1 Defense in the NFL:• 1/1 (100% completions) • 6 passing yards• 0 Fumbles • 0 INT’s• 0 Drops • Combined for 280 yds with CJ Stroud• 91.7 passer rating• 45-14 W#WeAreTexans

 

#2036
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I think an overlooked contributor to Stroud’s development is Case Keenum. He was tasked to be a mentor and has done an excellent job at it.  Supposedly, Caserio got several calls about him  this season from teams in need and promptly shut them down, thinking Case was too valuable in his role. Plus he did a a pretty good job on the field when needed. 


he doesn’t need the money, but he’d be a great qb coach

#2038
31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


coach kube is a good, good guy 

Yep. I have no problem with Kubiak. He was a good coach, as he proved by winning the Super Bowl in Denver. He got a bad rap because the GM he helped bring into the organization backstabbed the shit out of him to keep his job.

#2039
McClain is angling to be called as a character witness at her competency hearing. I doubt he works for free. 
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#2040
1 hour ago, Jshep34 said:

I'd be very surprised if new uniforms look like crap. For all the past bad decisions organization has made think they have thier finger on pulse of the city now.

Scarlet and Columbia Blue it is then.

They should do it just because.

#2041
10 minutes ago, slorch said:

Scarlet Battle Red and Columbia H-town Blue it is then.

They should do it just because.

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#2042
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Yep. I have no problem with Kubiak. He was a good coach, as he proved by winning the Super Bowl in Denver. He got a bad rap because the GM he helped bring into the organization backstabbed the shit out of him to keep his job.

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#2043
51 minutes ago, slorch said:

Scarlet and Columbia Blue it is then.

They should do it just because.

On one of my reports this week I changed the color of the day from light blue to Columbia blue. Proved my point that nobody reads my reports.

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#2044
3 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

I'd be very surprised if new uniforms look like crap. For all the past bad decisions organization has made think they have thier finger on pulse of the city now.

Local media covering the team were given a sneak peek of the rendering of the new unis last year and the response was positive. They obviously were not allowed to share any specifics or take any pictures but the consensus was that they looked good. It’s amazing how winning now makes me like our unis more than in the past. I couldn’t wait to get new unis when we sucked but now kind of wish we were not going to change them because they look damn good in my eyes now.

#2047
39 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So it can max out at 20 if the Rams and Steelers both win.

Bills and Eagles have a weaker SOS than Browns and same record (11-6), so if either lose this weekend, they would pick in front of Cleveland. So it’s just a matter of which two teams pick before and after the Browns pick and doesn’t change its position regardless of who wins those games. 
 

Detroit had 12 wins, so if they lose tonight they are behind Cleveland’s pick, which will improve to #22.

#2048

Surprise, surprise. The Texans get the Saturday afternoon slot for the divisional round. 

NFL Divisional round schedule (ct):Saturday, Jan. 203:30p #Texans at Ravens or Chiefs (ESPN/ABC)7p Packers at 49ers (FOX)Sunday, Jan. 212p Eagles/Bucs at Lions (NBC)5:30p Chiefs at Bills or Steelers at Ravens (CBS)

 

#2050
25 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Surprise, surprise. The Texans get the Saturday afternoon slot for the divisional round. 

NFL Divisional round schedule (ct):Saturday, Jan. 203:30p #Texans at Ravens or Chiefs (ESPN/ABC)7p Packers at 49ers (FOX)Sunday, Jan. 212p Eagles/Bucs at Lions (NBC)5:30p Chiefs at Bills or Steelers at Ravens (CBS)

 

That's good for us, because it likely means the weather will be the best condition we can get. Both the Chiefs and Ravens have open-air stadiums, so it's going to be cold and shitty either way. I think I would rather have a crack at Baltimore than KC at this point, but they are both going to be a challenge on the road. Although, the thought of beating the Chiefs and making all the Swifty fans sad is also enticing. 

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