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1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

How do you, not gameplan for Richardson to beat you with his legs?

May not matter.

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7 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

May not matter.

Yeah, they are not stopping anybody.

 

Another season of clown college ball. North American University looked better.

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The Jets should trade for Minshew. Best guy on the market for a reasonable price.

They are always two steps ahead.

Perfectly executed (time and plays)

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Why the fuck didn’t 25 down the punt!!!

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

The Jets should trade for Minshew. Best guy on the market for a reasonable price.

This. He’d be pretty cheap too. Probably at worst a 4th rounder. 

14 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Stroud goes 30-47 for 384 yds and 2 TD’s with no interceptions.  The Texans haz a QB.  Yeah, I’ll say it.

And that is with people in his grill all day long.

Definitely hitting that slant to Nico.

Cal’s wife needs to find some OL help, is it too late to hit the portal ?

I expected the defense to be ahead of the offense and carry the team. Which meant scrapping their way to 15 losses. But giving up 31 pts to Indy(without Taylor) is a joke. 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Cal’s wife needs to find some OL help, is it too late to hit the portal ?

It’s kinda of tough when 80% of your o-line starters miss the game because of injury. 

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Draft another QB first in the draft and then make a trade?

19 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Draft another QB first in the draft and then make a trade?

Wut?  Stroud has looked good and next year’s only 1st rounder is the Browns’ pick, likely in the 20’s. 

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48 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Wut?  Stroud has looked good and next year’s only 1st rounder is the Browns’ pick, likely in the 20’s. 

So we traded our own first for next year - and we will have the worst record in the league? Awesome.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

2024 draft - I want Marvin Harrison jr 

That ain’t happening. 

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

That ain’t happening. 

Not unless Cleveland’s team plane goes down…

7 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

I expected the defense to be ahead of the offense and carry the team. Which meant scrapping their way to 15 losses. But giving up 31 pts to Indy(without Taylor) is a joke. 

Yep I’m concerned the Texans don’t win 3 games. Stroud played well and they still lost by 10+ to the Colts sans Taylor and Richardson. 

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LOL. Fire Caserio TODAY. Caserio KNEW he had injury problems. This is like Casserly picking Bennie Joppru over Jason Whitten all over again. The Texans entire medical and training staff need to be replaced. 

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This is nightmare is a replay of Casserly picking Bennie Joppru over Jason Whitten. Picking Stingley over Sauce and reaching for the aggy LG are fireable offenses. The Texans entire medical and training staff need to be replaced. We have the best doctors in the world next to NRG and we have had medical issues from day 1.

Also are practice facilities suck compared to the competition. Take a look at the facilities the Jets and Colts have and compare it to ours. The Rockets sucks too but Tillman is building a $70 million practice center on N Post Oak Lane.

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^^^^

Either you have Alzheimer’s or think we do. 

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23 hours ago, Macklemore said:

This is nightmare is a replay of Casserly picking Bennie Joppru over Jason Whitten. Picking Stingley over Sauce and reaching for the aggy LG are fireable offenses. The Texans entire medical and training staff need to be replaced. We have the best doctors in the world next to NRG and we have had medical issues from day 1.

Also are practice facilities suck compared to the competition. Take a look at the facilities the Jets and Colts have and compare it to ours. The Rockets sucks too but Tillman is building a $70 million practice center on N Post Oak Lane.

This. I understand wanting to draft a corner, but Sauce over Stingley was a very easy pick. Stingley basically didn’t play for two years while Sauce was one of the best players in the country.

Not sure how they got there with Green unless they were doing a HUGE favor for somebody. 
 

Caserio scapegoating Lovie for the Stingley pick was some next level, Easterby-esque bullshit. 
 

So coming down from the excitement of DeMeco inexplicably picking the Texans to starring back down into the abyss.  
 

My expectations are so low. I just want something moderately pleasant to watch after church for 17 weeks out of the year. 

On 9/21/2023 at 2:17 PM, Macklemore said:

This is nightmare is a replay of Casserly picking Bennie Joppru over Jason Whitten. Picking Stingley over Sauce and reaching for the aggy LG are fireable offenses. The Texans entire medical and training staff need to be replaced. We have the best doctors in the world next to NRG and we have had medical issues from day 1.

Also are practice facilities suck compared to the competition. Take a look at the facilities the Jets and Colts have and compare it to ours. The Rockets sucks too but Tillman is building a $70 million practice center on N Post Oak Lane.

Where on Post Oak!? Near the Galleria? 

34 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Where on Post Oak!? Near the Galleria? 

It’s actually going to be on Old Katy Road near N Post Oak

 

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Texans 14 - Jags 0

Stroud looks good

Defense looks good

CJ Stroud is poised and accurate as hell if he can get any time at all. He’s gonna be a star once we can put some talent around him…

Texans got it right with their first rounders. Anderson is having a monster game and Stroud looks solid despite a very banged up OL

Eating my crow on Stroud now. He looks really good. Go get him some weapons in the next off-season. I'd love them to draft Worthy with Cleveland's pick.

Damn.  The Texans looking good.  Stroud is 8/11 for 108 yds and one TD.  His poise playing behind our O line is absolutely amazing.  

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D is hitting today.

As well as they are playing, I heard some bad stuff about the Texans organization yesterday from an impeccable source. Like, I have a hard time seeing the organization ever turning things around. If anyone is interested, PM me where I can go into detail.

Here we go on the slide.

Andrew effing Beck just returned a kickoff 90 yards for a TD. 

When was the last time a 255# dude ran a kickoff back for a TD??

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